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I stared at Miss Spider's delicate, snow-white arms, and then at her slender, jade-like legs.

I thought to myself, these are two artifacts, interesting enough.

But obviously Miss Spider didn't mean this. She led us out of the nest with a pair of long legs that made me unable to take my eyes off her.

"Don't look at it, I can't give it to you again." Facing my unabashed gaze, she showed a helpless expression, perhaps regretting opening this Pandora's box.

"Hey, okay."

I immediately slumped my shoulders. What a wonderful treasure girl. It’s a pity that I can no longer have her.

Unless...ahem.

"I still have to trouble you to give me a ride."

Ignoring my complicated mood, Miss Spider turned into a shadow again and blended into my shadow.

"When will you regain some strength?"

"It's coming soon. I'm recovering. I'll be able to fight in a battle soon."

I kicked my legs awkwardly. This feeling of being possessed was like an ant crawling on my leg hairs. I wouldn't say it was uncomfortable, but it was just hard to accept because of my obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Miss Spider's vague statement couldn't fool me: "Who can I fight with?"

After a period of silence, a voice of lack of confidence came from the shadow.

"Probably...with the elite fallen demons?"

"..."

"I have long said that I am not the main force in this battle. My value is more reflected in my wisdom and experience."

"I don't seem to lack wisdom, I mean I have them by my side."

I subconsciously added the last sentence, but when I think about it, I still feel guilty.

"There will be times when you need me, so stop talking and get going."

"Okay, in which direction and where is the destination?"

"Northwest."

OJ8K, strangled dog, Modo Modo Hayaku.

"The direction is wrong, I said it was northwest."

"Don't make trouble, this is the northwest."

"..."

"Just follow that dragon lady."

For some reason, after a brief silence, the two people who were expected to be destined opponents quickly reached a certain tacit understanding.

"Your Majesty, you must be exhausted after running around for several days. Please let Aikalay lead the way here."

Huh? Ha? After running around for several days? Miss Bailong, are you speaking a foreign language, such as ancient dragon language, why can’t I understand you?

Or is it that this wave is not the other wave?

It was indeed a bit tiring. After all, Tia's learning ability is so strong, she is active, proactive and motivated, and she is also good at drawing inferences from one example.

Being gently held by Miss Bailong's soft hand, I immediately lost all distracting thoughts and subconsciously held it with my backhand. The five fingers were interlocked and the fingertips were entangled. It was soft, warm, smooth and fragrant.

It's a familiar feeling.

"Um... I don't need to go, right? There's no point in going. It won't be of any use, so I'd better stay at home." Seeing that they were about to become a two-tailed pair with two people and one dog, they wittily started to retreat.

Loud drums.

"That won't work. You are familiar with hell. Maybe Ms. Spider suddenly can't remember the way?"

Miss Spider was silent, not knowing what she was thinking, and did not refute. She tugged at the cat's beard with both tails, and finally became the dog helplessly.

Under the command of Miss Spider, we first flew straight away from Hell Mountain. We flew non-stop for more than half an hour without seeing Miss Spider say a word. I was wary of Miss Spider's cunning and deceitful ways. I felt that I was about to get sick.

I was suffering from paranoia, and I felt a little uneasy at this time.

At this time, you can see the benefits of taking a dog with you when you go out...oh no, take a native dog with two tails.

"Twintails, where are we?"

I'm not very familiar with the world of hell. I only know that it's not in the direction of the center of hell.

Shuangwei pondered for a moment, and finally the chain didn't fall off.

"If I guessed correctly, we are almost reaching that person's territory."

"Who is that?"

"The one who symbolizes destruction."

"Isn't it the Great Demon Lord Baal? Just say it. Are there still idiots who confuse destruction with destruction these days?" I laughed, but a glistening tear flashed in the corner of my eye for no reason.

Ah, the clown is myself.

"For someone as powerful as Baal, especially for someone as strong as you and me, if you point it directly at its name, it is very likely that it will sense it." Twin Tails looked at me as if I were a fool.

"I suddenly remembered that the door was not closed yet. I heard that it will rain today. Let's go back first." Without saying anything, I took Miss Bailong's little hand and walked back.

Hey, the time has not come yet, you thief Barr, I will spare your life for the time being!

"Baal's true body should still be in the third world now." Twin Tails said again.

"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go raid its lair! Don't say it's not at home, it's just a good time to be home. I'm going to use that guy's head to make a new door!" I turned around suddenly, feeling proud again.

"The Recorder of Ancient Difficulties, the King of Death." Shuangwei read out these two names expressionlessly.

"By the way, Ms. Spider, what are we here for? Business is more important."

"When I was in the human world, I met many comedians." Miss Spider answered the question, her childish voice full of nostalgia.

"Looking back now, I feel like I can't even compare to you."

"Shuangwei, could it be that old Galen has left and you are planning to drag me into the industry? Let me tell you, there is no way, so you have to pay more." I realized what Miss Spider meant, and immediately cut off my robe, with a full face.

dislike.

"A great teacher makes a great disciple. You and Galen are natural comedians. Don't put your hat on my head." Unexpectedly, Shuangwei's thick eyebrows and big face showed even more disgust.

"I think your talent is not bad, why not join us and become magic...artists together."

"What the hell is a magic artist?"

"A comedian who has the magic to make others smile."

"This is just an ordinary comedian! Are there any comedians who can make others laugh?"

"I would like to introduce you to my cousin. Speaking of which, she is also very close to Ms. Spider."

"Are you destined to me?" Miss Spider was curious.

"It's all quite unlucky."

"..."

"That funny artist who makes people laugh is actually you, right?"

"Everything has its opposite. Even if there are comedians in this world who can make people smile, then there must also be comedians who can make people lose their smiles."

"Wait a minute, making people lose their smile is no longer a comedian, it's a completely different profession!"

"You are too arbitrary. Why can't comedians make everyone lose their smile?"

"Because he is a comedian!"

"So your thinking is too rigid. Just because you are a comedian, you have to break the constraints and make everything impossible possible, right?"

"Why do you have to give a comedian a strange sense of mission? He just wants to be an ordinary comedian!"

"What do you think, Ms. Elian?" Suddenly, Shuangwei and I turned around and looked at our own shadows, as if we were looking for a neutral third party to comment.

"I don't know much about comedians, but..." She was stunned for a moment. Miss Spider seemed to have a story and began to fall into memory mode.

"During my short career as a human evangelist, I once met such a comedian. It may be helpful to the topic you are discussing."

"It's good at telling cold jokes, so it often stops short. Even if everyone is laughing, they will quickly fall into silence after hearing his jokes."

"What, can this be considered a comedian who makes people lose their smile?"

"..."

I don’t know if it counts, but this story is quite cold. Look at Shuangwei and I, we didn’t even fart at all.

"Actually, there is a follow-up."

"oh?"

"Later, this comedian believed in me."
To be continued...