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I hugged my body tightly, shivered inexplicably, and made a "hissing" sound.

"Why, Mr. Monkey finally feels cold? Could it be that Athena's curse has finally taken effect?"

"It's just a chill. I always feel like you said something outrageous. Why are you cursing me for no reason?"

"It's all because of Mr. Monkey that our journey became weird and weird, and we met all kinds of weird people."

"First, you wouldn't be able to get out without me. Third, you are the one who brought all these weird people!"

"Then why does Mr. Monkey feel cold?"

Are you changing the subject? Asshole, this is my special skill, because it can be fooled so easily?

Anyway, after we have been together for such a long time, I am almost used to the behavior of little dolls looking for trouble. After all, it was quite deserted along the way. It would be nice if you could say something nice, for example, praise me...

Uh... everyone, please help me think about it, what are my advantages?

"I just suddenly noticed that someone seemed to be staring at me."

"Are you staring at [you], not [us]?"

"Any questions?"

The little doll silently took out a mirror and placed it in front of me, as if asking, what is it about you that deserves to be stared at?

"Don't be like this, I actually have some characteristics that easily attract attention."

"For example?"

"..."

Damn it, a full ten seconds have passed and no one can figure it out?!

"It seems I haven't encountered any more monsters." I wisely changed the subject.

Looking forward, the coffin and the dwarf seemed to have merged into one, evolving into an evil, unspeakable creature, leading us to a path of no return.

"Anyway, if you encounter a monster, Mr. Monkey will deal with it instantly."

"Don't be like this, cheer up, you can't stop showing up just because I solved it in an instant."

"The movement was too fast and I couldn't see clearly how it was eliminated, so I couldn't turn it into a lot of invalid text to fill the biography."

"..."

Disrespect, disrespect, it turns out that we are in the same camp, and Xie's ability to complain about himself is not that shallow.

"And how much dried meat are you going to dry? Athena has nightmares every night when she sees these dried meats!"

"No, I don't want to either, but those enemies are here, and they look so...sunny." I glanced sideways at Dia, and the culprit was here.

"Then you'll eat it if you're exposed to the sun!"

"It's not like I posted it because I wanted to eat it."

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Didn't I just say that it's because the enemy looks very attractive."

It was so noisy all the way, but I was not lonely at all, but in the end no one could understand why the dried meat was dried, why no one ate the dried meat, and why the monsters that frequently appeared before disappeared, attracting so much attention (?)

Why haven't the last two new teammates arrived yet?

After wandering around in the depths of the desert for two days, we finally found our destination near a grand canyon, which was...

"Hey, isn't this a pyramid?"

"Isn't this quite impressive? Is there any problem?"

So, can we now understand why our well-read, wisdom-incarnated Princess Athena was instantly struck down by the first question?

——This is her own problem!

Of course, this is not important. What is important is that I was brought into the pit by this guy again!

Otherwise, do you expect dwarves and orphans who are also puppets to answer this question?

But I am good at this problem!

So I decided to forgive Princess Loli. At this time, it is time to let her know the value of being an elder, a past person, and a front-runner.

"Actually, this problem is very simple. Just add a new character. New power can always bring new vitality and new inspiration."

"What if there is no way to add new characters?" Princess Loli blurted out and asked, "Hey, you should cover up for me a little bit!"

"There is still a way." I pushed the bridge of my nose and continued to choose forgiveness.

"If there is no way to add a new character, then sacrifice an old character that has no value. The tragic self-sacrifice can arouse readers' resonance, mobilize readers' emotions, stimulate readers' thinking, and make readers have a better impression of the character.

Profound, thereby enhancing the ideological depth of the work.”

The more I talked, the more energetic I became. I didn’t know when I started gesticulating and frothing at the mouth.

"Do you know how to create a masterpiece in the simplest way?"

"What...what can I do? Please give me some advice!" Princess Loli's watery eyes were as bright as high-beam lights.

"My wife will be killed if something happens, my brother will be killed if nothing happens, and with chapter names such as [Fragrance disappears and jade dies], [I will never lose my love], it is guaranteed to be an instant hit."

"Thank you, Master, I know what to do now!" She gave me a solemn salute. Princess Loli seemed to have forgotten that she was still undergoing a test. She picked up the pen with excitement on her face and was about to put it down...

"etc!"

I jumped up, hugged her hand tightly, and cried bitterly.

I'm wrong, I'm mentally retarded, I'm stupid, I'm boring, I'm stupid!

I really knew my mistake!

So don't sacrifice me, I don't want to die!

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Chapter completed!