"You mean we're going to take risks dragging a coffin like this?"

I looked at the little doll and the Loli princess in shock. Are you two old DQ players too?

"Don't talk nonsense, this is just a box like a coffin." Perhaps sensing something wrong with the setting, the little doll denied it.

"But you just said it was a coffin."

"Coffin - the same box, that's what I meant to say. It's all Mr. Monkey's fault for not letting me finish in one breath."

Very good, this is probably the completion of the legendary setting, or is it more appropriate to call it eating books? As a newcomer, my literacy is not yet in sight, and bad habits have already appeared.

Anyway, as long as you two are happy, I only care about one thing now.

"Speaking of...it...I mean can George talk?"

"Yes." The little boy's voice came from the same box as the coffin. I was so shocked that my cloak almost fell off three layers.

"Hey~~~George, can you come out and talk?" I knocked on the coffin... No, it's a box.

"No." The little boy said concisely.

"Why?"

"Because I'm already dead."

"..."

No, where do you think I should start complaining? Can the dead talk, or is this really just a coffin?

In fact, what I want to say most right now is, Koukou, you can rest in peace and don't come out to act like a monster again.

Taking a deep breath, and taking another deep breath, I feel that it is normal to give up on such dispensable things as common sense and tell myself that this is just a dream, and that weird monsters are dancing around.

"Then, what will happen to our little George who died young?" Your eyes return to the little puppet, and you continue to mess around, and mess around hard for me.

"As I said just now, little George's greatest ability is to persuade others to do good."

After a pause, as if it was afraid that I would think about dragging George out to use as a decoy skull or something, it added: "It is also the only ability.

"..."

This is like the cheap semi-finished 4399. Each character has one move. If there is one more, I lose.

But anyway, this skill sounds more reliable than the dwarf Joff, so I cheered up a little.

"Is it possible to turn enemies into friends?"

I remembered a skill transformation of the Paladin, which can also turn enemies into comrades. Although it has a time limit, could George do the same?

Then, for some reason, the little doll began to hesitate and its eyes wandered.

"Is this...probably...maybe...possible?"

"???"

As a designer, you don’t even understand the abilities of the characters you created?

Now I'm starting to feel that I might indeed know One Piece better than the old thief Oda.

Seeing that the little dolls are unreliable, I can only place my hope on actual combat. It seems that in order to simply fill up the number of words in the biography, there will be several waves of enemies who are desperate to attack every day. They are the best touchstones.

No, the enemy came at a moment's notice. The originally peaceful desert was suddenly raging with wind and sand. In the sand and dust, countless disgusting and wriggling sickle legs could be vaguely seen, dancing densely and densely.

"A new enemy has appeared." Princess Loli looked serious. This was a serious expression that she had never seen even when the Four Heavenly Kings appeared.

Having said that, because the death of the Four Heavenly Kings was too sudden and random, I actually didn’t notice her expression at that time. In short, I can definitely say that it will not be more serious than the current one. From this, it can be inferred that what appeared this time should be

A powerful enemy more powerful than the Four Heavenly Kings.

"A giant centipede that has swallowed countless travelers and is covered in poisonous poison!"

I think so, with so many legs dangling in front of my eyes, it's enough to cause trypophobia, and there's nothing else but centipedes.

At this time, I especially miss my old friend, the Sinking Demon. Whether he is a cannon fodder, a group performer, or a supplement, he is so qualified and impeccable. It is a pity that hell has not yet invaded at this time, and the angels are still in the world.

The Sinking Demon should still be an endangered species, and Princess Loli's imagination, which is as poor as her breasts, probably wouldn't be able to figure it out.

"Because the enemy is so disgusting, Mr. Monkey is specially allowed to fight quickly this time." The little puppet never forgets the opportunity to show up and said to me quickly.

Look at Princess Loli, the little girl who seems to be frightened by cockroaches is hiding in the corner and shivering. Ah, isn’t it normal for little girls to be afraid of centipedes, spiders, snakes and the like? The only one that is abnormal is probably my family’s cockroaches.

You're a little girl, she's thinking about eating centipedes six times, sucking at the corner of her mouth, and muttering something in her mouth.

It's such a big centipede. I'm afraid one can handle it for a whole day, but I don't know how chewy it is. Will it be too dry and woody?

Looking at Tia and then at Athena, I am very curious about how they became good friends 30,000 years later. It seems that they are obviously incompatible.

Ignoring the two of them, I raised my hand and was about to call the little orphan boy up to see what he was capable of.

The little orphan boy got fucked.

The little orphan boy performed Lumbar Disc Attack.

Orphan little boy hit monkey.

The monkey's pelvic bone was displaced and he fell down with his hands on his waist.

Damn it, why!

While I was foaming at the mouth and rolling my eyes, the cry of the orphan could still be heard in my ears, like the murmur of the Virgin. If I listened carefully, it sounded like a fly buzzing.

"Stop it, Mr. Monkey!"

"Why do you do this!"

"The enemy's life is also life!"

"We must respect life!"

"They haven't done anything yet, so why should they be judged as bad guys? They should be killed?"

"Even if you are a bad person, have you ever thought that bad people also have parents and children?"

"If they die, who will raise the parents and take care of the children?!"

"Killing one person will destroy the whole family!"

"When the child of the bad guy grows up, he will embark on a thousand-mile road of revenge and wait for an opportunity to blow the head of the old and frail Mr. Monkey!"

"When will the injustice be repaid?"

"Let go of the desire to kill and let us influence the enemy with love!"

My anger was instantly extinguished by a basin of cold water. Thinking about it carefully, right? If everyone could think like this about the little orphan boy, then there would be no more shit in this world.

Even for this reason alone, I intend to forgive the little boy, because he is still just an orphan.

So, I calmly started good communication with the other party.

By the way, when the little orphan boy was not paying attention, he secretly waved his hand to kill the centipedes that were writhing outside the window first, so as not to disturb the screams of the Loli princess and the little doll.

"I understand the truth, but you can't just reason with your own people. You should also say the same words and do the same things to your enemies. A slap won't make a difference, and a fly won't bite until it bites."

After listening to my painstaking persuasion, the little orphan boy fell into silence for a long time.

At this time, the little puppet who finally emerged from the centipede phobia rushed up with small steps and explained the reason to me.

"Mr. Monkey, don't be like this, George has done his best."

"Don't always do your best to your own people, but also do your best to your enemies!" By the way, the same goes for you, a foul-mouthed little doll!

"George also tried his best against the enemy. He has already done this. Isn't he trying his best enough?" The little doll shouted with anger.

"What do you mean?"

"George died because he tried too hard against the enemy."

This was a bit confusing, I thought about it for three seconds, clapped my hands, and understood.

Because he was facing the enemy Balabala, he was casually slashed with a knife. Is this understandable?

So from now on, I can only treat my own people?!

I thought about it for a while, but I didn't get angry. Being angry can't solve the problem. Besides, ever since the dwarf Joff, I didn't have any expectations for my new teammates. I just never expected that each one would be more pitted than the other.

I have to think of a way to change the current situation. After all, I am also a man who has been influenced by Linya and Lena. I don’t have the IQ or experience to make up for it.

His eyes moved back and forth between the dwarf and the little boy. One was cunning, one was a virgin, one had a bad mouth, one was honest, a pair of prosthetic limbs, a pair of coffins...

After combining all the characteristics and factors, my eyes lit up and I had a solution.

When new enemies appeared, they miraculously survived for three seconds, and a novel scene appeared on the desert.

A half-dead old dwarf, with a coffin under his feet, was surfing in the undulating desert like the sea.

The dexterity and speed of the coffin, coupled with the experience and cunning of the dwarves, allow this pair to move freely among the enemies, as if they are flying through thousands of flowers without a leaf touching them.

While surfing in the desert, my mouth is always busy.

"Enemies who are stupider than monkeys. Your superficial plot has been completely seen through by Princess Athena, who is the embodiment of wisdom. Hurry up and capture her. Stop struggling in vain. Think about your parents and your children. Eat.

If you eat this bowl of donburi, surrender as soon as possible!"

"Don't fight anymore. Violence can't solve any problems. Only love can save everything. As long as everyone's heart is filled with love, the world will definitely become a better place."
To be continued...