Chapter 3776 The macho loves dolls, straight men love pitching(1/2)
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"I'm very curious, Mr. Strange...why do you want me to look at you differently?"
"This...because you are the princess?"
I scratched my head. Isn't this strange? Didn't it mean that Benzina from 30,000 years ago was a fast treasure in the entire clan and loved by everyone? Of course there should be many admirers, right?
"Is it just because of who I am?"
"Because you are cute?" I felt bad as soon as I said it. Could it be that I was tricked by Ben Zina? What if she was peeping somewhere, listened to these words, and started to feel good about herself?
"Really?" The doll tilted its head, very cute.
"What else do you think?"
"I just think Mr. Strange isn't telling the truth."
"..."
As expected of you, my old enemy thirty thousand years later, you can control a doll with such keen intuition.
"Since Mr. Strange doesn't want to say anything, I won't ask further questions. I hope you can accept my apology again. I'm really sorry for treating you as a suspicious person."
After saying that, the little doll held up the skirt and bowed slightly: "Then, please allow me to take leave. I hope you can forget the painful memories and start a new and beautiful life in the clan."
Oh, this guy... is so polite and has impeccable etiquette. He is completely different from what he was 30,000 years ago.
"Fanfan, Nana's current politeness and etiquette are completely in line with her status, or is Fanfan willing to see Nana say some polite words to you respectfully?"
stop!!!
I understand the truth, but even if we are husband and wife, please don’t read minds without permission, okay? At least reduce the frequency, I’m just talking nonsense.
Oh, by the way, during the interrogation just now, the identity Tia knitted for me was that of a wild monkey picked up by the wandering Horadric mage... Ah, he was a poor orphan, so the doll only cost 30,000
It was only Ben Zina who said this years ago.
Seeing the doll disappear around the corner, Tia gave me a hard push.
"What are Fanfan still doing? Come on!"
Ah, what are you going to get on?
I looked at Tia blankly. Can you be a good wife and let your husband fuck a palm-sized doll?
d【Beep】The series is okay...just kidding, hehe.
"No, I think we should take it slow. Aren't we already taking a good first step?"
You are too anxious to get close to the other party. Do you want me to experience one-click imprisonment again? My dear substitute messenger Comrade Tia.
"There's no need to go to all that trouble. Don't forget that this is a dreamland."
"Dreams must also follow basic laws... No, I mean that dreams must also follow objective laws. You see, I have already planned the next step of the battle. Tomorrow morning, I will carry a small schoolbag on my back and hold a big loaf of bread in my mouth.
She was late, she was late, and right at the corner in front, a car crashed into her room on the second floor without stopping, pinning her down, creating such a heart-pounding and wonderful encounter between a boy and a girl. What do you think?
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"What if Nana is eating swordfish? If she bumps into her rashly, she might be stabbed in the chest by the swordfish first."
"That's right. It's too dangerous. Let me think of other ways."
No, you should be complaining that I will sit through the dungeon, right? Why does it feel like our conversations are not on the same channel at all, but they are still in sync with each other in subtle ways?
"Don't think about it anymore. The opportunity is rare. Now, this is Nana's dream. Fanfan's favorability here is naturally 99 points. There is absolutely no problem."
It’s not running anymore, it’s definitely minus 99 points. Speaking of which, how did you get this favorability score that is accurate to single digits?
"If you improve it a little more, you can give Nana a ring."
Sure, I am an old commander for three years, but I am afraid that this ring will be strung on the rapier by Ben Zina and pierced into my forehead.
Under Tia's urging, I gave up any hope and was even prepared to go to jail with one click for the second time, so I chased after the doll in the direction it left.
Fortunately, there was no magic incident that disappeared after chasing around a corner. The little doll took elegant and cute steps, just like a newborn kitten, jumping over the gutter alertly and picking it up casually on the ground.
Falling leaves, he struggled to climb up a fist-sized roadside stone, stood on tiptoes, and looked around curiously with his dripping glass eyes, revealing a strong desire to save every frame of the outside world into his eyes.
To sum it up in one word, she is super cute.
Let me explain in advance, I am saying that the doll looks very cute, not that Ben Zina is cute. What macho guy doesn’t like Princess Barbie?
I even couldn't bear to break this warm and lovely picture.
"Your Highness the Princess."
"Ah, it's Mr. Strange. Is there anything else you can do?" The doll made a little startled move, quickly turned around, restrained its lively and cute look, gathered up its long skirt, and asked politely.
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"Do you want me to take you back?" I didn't know what to say, so I replied in a hurry.
"I appreciate your kindness, but it's no problem, I can do it."
The little doll blinked her glass eyes, her expression unreadable, but her tone revealed a childish stubbornness. I guess with her sickly body, she should be worried and cared for by everyone. Maybe she has reached the rebellious stage, maybe
I don't want to cause trouble to everyone.
I was decisively rejected without any surprise, but how should I proceed? My newly promoted dog-headed strategist, please say something!
"At times like this, you have to hit the ball straight, hit the ball straight!" Dia made a gesture of throwing the ball with all her strength, full of momentum.
I won't be fooled again.
Ignoring Tia, who turned into a cheerleader and encouraged me, I looked kind and smiled what I thought was the most harmless smile on my face.
"Actually, I have heard of Her Royal Highness the Princess for a long time, and I want to meet her no matter what, so can we have a cup of tea and have a chat?"
How about my straight curve ball, curve to save the national team, the nickname of the harem elder is not for nothing, if I want to be a playboy, I can also talk nicely.
"Wow." Tia seemed startled, and then gave me a thumbs up: "Well done Fanfan."
"Isn't that right?"
"Is this the legendary steel stone devil's straight ball?"
"..."
When did this little girl become so rude?
The doll also seemed to be petrified. Although it was impossible to show rich expressions on her face, I seemed to be able to imagine how she looked with her mouth wide open.
After a long while, she slowly spoke.
"Mr. Strange seems to have a straightforward personality."
This is the same as that. Obviously I have said it tactfully enough, okay? I am not inviting you to drink some strange black tea.
I feel it is necessary to correct the other party's misconceptions.
"Actually, my friends all like to call me the euphemistic noble son."
"puff!"
Shut up!
"..."
"..."
After a period of confusing silence where I seemed silent but was actually not silent but the doll was really silent, the other person said to himself: "Mr. Strange and strange friends, is this the strange phenomenon where birds of a feather flock together?"
That's enough! Please look in the mirror, the strangest thing here is you, the talking doll, right?
"All right."
It seemed that after a considerable battle between heaven and man in his mind, the doll responded like this.
Shocked, it happened! The little girls nowadays are too easy to deceive. Is this Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago? What on earth did she go through in these 30,000 years to turn such an innocent girl into a beautiful girl?
A strange woman who draws her sword when there is disagreement... a strange woman.
"I'm just telling you, it will definitely work." Dia said with a proud look on her face.
"Under normal circumstances it would definitely not work, but because it was Nana's dream and she has a natural affection and trust for Fanfan, the seemingly impossible thing became a matter of course."
"If you can still trust me and have a good impression, then I'll leave it alone."
I gave up again and again, trust is good. After all, no matter how bad the relationship is, we are still in the same trench. At critical moments, we can entrust the teammates behind us. As for the favorability... it is because the aircraft carrier's airport is not big enough, or the submarine's dead water is not fragrant enough.
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Your number is gone.
But thanks to Tia, otherwise I don’t know how long it will take to meet Ben Zina from 30,000 years ago. It seems that there is still a need for this dog-headed strategist.
Having said that, the name Benzina from 30,000 years ago is really awkward. Didn’t she have a name?
When I thought about it, I suddenly became curious. I remember that Ben Zina seemed to have forgotten her own name, and finally she randomly named her Nana. Isn't now a good time to gossip?
You can laugh at each other when you get back.
To be continued...