Chapter 363 Lucia's Little Conspiracy(1/2)
Chapter 363 Lucia’s little conspiracy
Ahem, first of all, we have to push this little fox away. Although her curvy body is very fragrant and soft when pressed against it, we have three wives and a maid, how can we do it so easily?
Confused by her?
Well, by the way, the magic loudspeaker in my hand is a good thing. It will be of great help to our plan of "conquering the universe with singing". So, in the painful eyes of Thorne and others, I spoke openly
He stuffed the magic loudspeaker into his pocket, then with both hands free, grabbed the little fox by the shoulders and pushed her away.
"Little fox, what on earth are you planning? Let me tell you, this is a serious occasion, you can't cause any trouble for me."
Gently pushing her away, I leaned over and whispered next to the exquisitely carved little ear. The crystal small earlobes were very attractive, making people have a desire to suck them in, but the little ghost was on the side.
I can't make ideological mistakes while watching the situation.
"It's not impossible to let you go. Then you have to tell me, where have you been hiding from me these past few days?"
With her bright red lips curled up, Lucia glared at me fiercely from an angle that no one else could see, and asked, "This guy, who wore a charming and innocent face in front of others, actually exposed her face in front of me."
The little devil's personality, I'm not familiar with you, bastard, please treat me as "someone else", and then put on your hypocritical face and talk to me, bastard, and it's none of your business where I go, don't
She told me that she was a bastard in the same tone as "the wife who questioned her husband who stayed out all night and had another woman's lipstick on his underwear."
"Ahem, of course I am going to complete a sacred mission. You are a kid, why are you asking so many questions?"
After coughing a few times, and thinking that there were thousands of people present, I immediately took a step back, kept a distance from the little fox and maintained a relationship, and then said this righteously, but it seemed a bit late. We were whispering in my ears just now.
It seems that the adventurers in the audience have shifted the discussion to "other people's family affairs", and each of them exudes the cyan light, white light, astigmatism and see-through light that can only be possessed by senior gossip parties. What is the most touching thing in the dark world?
interest?
Gossip!
"Every kid? Humph, I don't know who is older. Tell me your age." After hearing what I said, Lucia suddenly became unhappy. She pouted, folded her arms and looked mature.
Look at me.
"Don't you know it's taboo to ask a man his age? Men, it's the mysterious age that fascinates girls."
I curled my lips and pointed at her. Ever since I told Phoenix, I knew that my age would definitely arouse a lot of questions and speculations, so I might as well hide it if I could. But one thing is for sure, although this little fox,
She has a loli face and is not much taller than Sarah, but she is definitely older than me. In the Dark Continent. If you still use the old world's method to judge your age, then you will lose.
"..."
Lucia looked at the guy in front of her with a smug expression quite speechlessly - he was indeed the same as when he was a businessman, stupid, ugly and also liked to play rogue.
"Okay, then, Mr. businessman, who is of a mysterious age, what sacred mission are you going to complete?" After being stunned for a while, the little fox asked with a mouthful of teeth, with an evil look on his face, as if he wanted to get me.
Eat the same thing.
"I……"
After hesitating for a while, I felt that the opportunity was rare. Although I felt that I was a bit pretentious, it was better to speak clearly and prevent everything from happening.
"I went home to be with my wife."
"You...you have a wife?" Lucia's expression was obviously stagnant.
"Well, there are...there are three."
I pointed my fingers guiltily and said, this reaction...could it really be that me?
"What, spending time with your wife is called a sacred mission?"
The next moment, the little fox gave me a disdainful look. It turned out that I was just being sentimental. I guess the daze just now was just because I was surprised that a man like me who couldn't find her immediately after being thrown into the crowd could actually get a wife.
Bar.
At this time, Lucia only felt that her mind was blank - it had been like this ever since she heard that the other party had a wife. It was not that she was sad. She would not fall in love with this idiot. Why should she be sad? It was just that she suddenly didn't know what to think.
What to say, what kind of feelings to express, her mind went blank, as if... right, as if she had heard shocking news that had nothing to do with her. Lucia explained her shocked reaction just like this.
With.
But she didn't think about it or didn't want to think about it. Since it had nothing to do with her, how could the fact that the other party already had a wife be considered "shattering news"?
"That's right, that's right, they are the people I cherish the most. For me, there is nothing more sacred than going back to accompany them." After coming to the conclusion, I breathed a sigh of relief and spoke fluently. Of course, in my heart
There is also a small regret, after all, I am also a man.
"Smelly."
The little fox gave me a charming look, then took a few steps back, his big eyes darting around in his bigger eye sockets, not knowing what he was planning.
"You got here by yourself, right?" After sizing me up for a while, she suddenly asked.
"Uh...yes, how did you know?"
I looked at her in surprise. After all, this matter was just like my age. It would be too sensational to tell and no one might believe it. But this little fox actually took the initiative to guess this, which really surprised me.
"You guessed it, don't underestimate me, a woman's sixth sense is very accurate."
Lucia blinked her eyes and said with a charming smile, "Huh, you were so stupid when you were selling things. You could tell at a glance that you had no experience in getting along with adventurers. You bluffed me like this. What a fool."
"Hate——"
I rolled my eyes at her disdainfully and told you that a woman’s sixth sense is a silver level, which has long been outdated. Nowadays, our men’s seventh sense, a gold level, is the mainstream. Wait a little while and our small universe will explode.
.A demi-god-level eighth sense is about to appear.
As if she had some strange idea, the little fox didn't care that I was giving her a blank look. She took a few steps back and looked me up and down. Her gaze was no different from that of a butcher holding a butcher's knife picking out fat pigs outside the pen.
"What are you going to do? Let me tell you, we are famous for selling our bodies instead of showing off our skills... Oh, no. We are selling our skills instead of showing off our bodies. You want to steal something from me? There is no way."
The little fox's eyes immediately reminded me of the sad past of the two previous transactions with her. I couldn't help but tighten my pockets and watch her every move with extreme vigilance.
"Decided."
It seems that he has already found the "goods". The little fox suddenly clapped his pink hands and said with a bright smile.
"What on earth do you want to do?"
I asked with a straight face and a stern voice, feeling that the conspiracy of the world was shrouding me, and a pair of invisible black hands were slowly grabbing me in the palm of my hand.
Ignoring my paper tiger-like power, Lucia turned around and walked a few steps, turned back about five meters away from me, put one hand on her hips, and pointed directly at me majestically with the other hand.
"Didn't you just say that it's okay for a team to come up and challenge you? That's fine. I challenge you on behalf of my team." Lucia added her seductive red lips and continued to speak in my stunned eyes.
"However, our conditions are different from yours. You lose. We don't want the position of action leader, but you have to join my team."
"oh--"
The adventurers in the audience suddenly became excited. Some adventurers who didn't like to use their brains immediately cheered for Lucia's boldness, but the adventurous ones were shocked and joined her adventure team? In other words, this druid
So far, there is no team, and everyone has experienced it alone?
What does this mean? The adventurers know very well in their hearts that in their memories, no adventurer has been able to experience Kurast alone since Talasha. Thinking of this, they were still a little unconvinced.
The adventurer was immediately stunned, and even became happy - he was going to fight under the leadership of a strong man who might become a being like Tarasha in the future, and write a legend. This was simply an honor that would make him proud for the rest of his life.
"It is said that there was indeed an adventurer who defeated Andariel on his own last year. Do you think it was him?" Senior gossip adventurer A whispered.
"I've heard about it too, but it's said that that person was a female Amazon, and it happened last year. Even if it's true, how could they cross Lugoin and reach Kurast so quickly?" Senior Gossip Adventurer B
Respond immediately.
The two of them looked at each other and immediately felt like they had found a soulmate. They were comrades.
Then the two of them chatted one by one, sighing that there are so many mysterious masters in the world. Look at the female Amazon and the Druid on the stand. They have always been proud of their status as job changers.
It seems to be nothing in front of them.
Originally, although I said that it is okay to challenge alone or as a team, to challenge me, a third-level and thirty-first-level Druid, as a fourth-level person, even if it is done by one person, it is enough to lose face. These arrogant adventurers
Who would be willing to lose face to the whole team? Even if they win, they will definitely get nothing more than ridicule. But Lucia is different. Not to mention that she has just arrived in Kurast, and the team is still a third-level adventurer.
The most important thing is that she used the banner of love, which made these adventurers think that she was here to "force marriage" and "confession" on the stage in front of thousands of people. With such deep love, how could these adventurers blame her?
She bullied the small one, but she was extremely envious of the "oppressed" party - even if she lost and returned with a peerless and enchanting little beauty, she would still make a sure profit without losing anything.
Could it be that this little fox had such a plan a long time ago and acted out this scene from the beginning? Thinking of this, I suddenly broke into a cold sweat. He is worthy of being a captain-level figure. His intentions are so sinister. If my strength is not as good as mine today.
At some point, under the watchful eyes of thousands of adventurers, she might really be "forced into the palace" by her.
But, will I lose?
of course not.
Secretly organizing my thoughts, I showed a relaxed smile again. If I had a folding fan in my hand, I might have started showing off.
"Okay, I agree, but what if I win? There should be a jackpot."
"It wouldn't be easy if you win..."
As he spoke, the little fox lowered his head, his voice became softer and softer, and the charming loli face turned red with embarrassment. Is she a shy person? Absolutely not, so this must be another person.
Conspiracy, so while others were fascinated by the little fox's naturally charming charm, goosebumps stood up in all 360 pores of my body.
"If you win, then I will give you an advantage..."
Sure enough, after a pause, the little fox spoke in a voice that was as thin as a mosquito's moan, but still able to be heard clearly by those gossip adventurers with sharp ears.
At this moment, the chic folding fan I had imagined in my hand fell to the ground.
To be continued...