Chapter 339 A tough dinner time

In the evening, at Phoenix's suggestion, we started preparing to camp before the sun went down, because at night, the sudden rise of fire would attract the attention of monsters and beasts.

"Originally, if I were alone, I could just build a bed on a tree. Although it's a bit crude, it's simple and quick, but I imagine you pampered guys might not be able to stand it."

Phoenix said slowly while taking out a giant tent from his inventory, his eyes faithfully looking at the delicate-looking Princess Sanwu.

I think I finally know why this guy was dumped 55 times in a row. In addition to being a love idiot, it also has a lot to do with his character of saying whatever comes to mind - Will you die if you mess with Princess Sanwu once less? But maybe this

It was a wise choice. Anyway, he had already provoked him once before, and he was destined to die. It was better to provoke him a few more times before he died, so as to make enough money.

Seeing Princess Sanwu's beautiful eyes blending into the dim forest, I looked at Phoenix with pity again.

What Phoenix took out was a huge tent. It’s hard to tell how big it was. All I knew was that it would be enough to light a bonfire inside and then pitch three or four more tents. To pitch such a large tent well, for ordinary people,

It's impossible without half a day, but for us adventurers - especially veterans like Phoenix, it's just a piece of cake. After finding a piece of fresh and dry flat land near the river, we cleaned it up a little, and then set up on it.

The whole process of setting up the tent took less than half an hour.

The top of the big tent is open like a chimney, which allows the smoke from the campfire to escape. It can be closed when it rains, which is more convenient. It is just too big and inconvenient to carry.

After setting up a bonfire in the camp, just when I wanted to eat some dried meat to satisfy my stomach, I heard Phoenix's sneering laughter from the side.

"Brother Wu Fan, you seem to have forgotten where you are. This is a forest, a huge virgin forest, containing a treasure trove of millions of kinds of food. It's ridiculous that you even eat dried meat."

Looking back, Phoenix had already entered the forest expert mode, and he was giving me a lecture with a very impressive look, asking me to put down the dried meat in my hand.

By the way, I found that this guy is very particular about some small aspects. Isn't it just a dinner? He goes out to experience and not out to hunt. Why should he pay attention to these things? Maybe this is the difference between the concepts of adventurers and wanderers.

"Okay, then tell me what to do?"

Phoenix actually suggested it, so I naturally wouldn’t object to getting something delicious. I can’t treat myself badly at any time, right?

"Leave it to me, an expert, to ensure that you have a dinner you will never forget. As for you, brother, if you are interested, you might as well look for it. As long as it is edible, I can make it delicious."

Phoenix said this very proudly.

"Okay. How about a survival game in the wild? It seems like a good idea. Let's go look for it separately."

I took out the crystal sword, tied a thin string to one end, and prepared to go to the river to have a look.

"I don't know if it's my imagination, but I noticed that you seem to have a special liking for fishing." Phoenix looked at my actions speechlessly.

"It's just your illusion."

You can't say that I can't go into the forest. Once I enter the forest, I will definitely get lost...

"But brother, I don't think you can catch edible fish."

Before we split up, Phoenix patted me on the shoulder. He said meaningfully, "Humph, just ignore it. How can you not know if you haven't tried it?" I continued to implement the idea that practice is the only criterion for testing truth, and took advantage of the fact that the sun had not yet set.

Take long strides towards the river.

However, after ten minutes, I finally understood what Phoenix's meaningful look meant.

Question 1: Are there fish in the river? Of course there are.

Question 2: Are there many fish in the river? Of course there are.

Question 3: There are so many fish. What is the easiest thing to catch?

the answer is……

Piranha.

He numbly tied the innocent and struggling earthworm to the other end of the thin line. Throwing it out for the nth time, the poor little earthworm had not yet landed on the water. While it was in mid-air, a black shadow jumped out of the water and used the sawtooth.

Generally, the bait is swallowed with a sharp mouth. Following the black shadow are several more black shadows, or they bite the thin line, and some even simply drag the tail of the black shadow in front to form a large string.

yes, get 12 piranhas.

I flicked it gently and pulled up the thread that had not been able to enter the water until now. A large string of piranhas was thrown high into the air and then fell to the side.

I turned around and looked at the fish mountain piled up next to me, which was taller than me. They were all small gray-brown fish half a foot long, with flat bodies, teeth like saws, and fins like knives. You can catch them in 10 minutes.

So much, I should be happy, but why do I feel like crying.

Forget it, anyway, Phoenix said that as long as it is edible, he can make it delicious. I thought sadly, thinking that there were enough fish, should I get some others? I wandered up and down the river for a while, no

After a while, I discovered a huge four-legged animal lying lazily on the river bank, seemingly enjoying the afterglow of the setting sun.

Oh, this should be edible.

The next moment, there was a huge sound of wild beasts fighting and roaring from the river...

An hour later, I opened the tent door unsteadily, and Phoenix had returned. He was quickly applying spices to an unknown beast that had been cleaned, and it seemed that he was planning to have a roast feast.

"Oh, brother Wu Fan, are you back? How was your harvest? I was just about to say I was looking for you, uh...you, what's going on with you? Did you encounter any powerful monster?"

While handling the food, Phoenix turned around and saw that I looked like a beggar with a shabby face, my clothes were in tatters, and one of my shoes was missing, so he couldn't help but asked curiously.

"No...nothing."

I raised my bloodshot eyes and staggered forward two steps as if I was exhausted. I opened the tent door, revealing a mountain of piranhas outside.

"Are these things edible?"

"Haha..., sure... it's just as I expected, didn't I tell you?" Phoenix couldn't help but be happy when he saw the piranhas all over the place, some of their sharp mouths opening and closing, and they were still jumping and tossing fiercely.

Mouth.

"Can they eat it?"

"I can, but I can't," Phoenix replied with a smile.

"What, you are not the only one who can make it delicious as long as it is edible?" I immediately became angry and grabbed Phoenix by the collar and shook him. Why are you calling me a forest expert? Change my name immediately.

Forest idiot.

"Can feces be eaten?" was all Phoenix said.

"..."

"..."

Firestorm.

After being speechless for a while, I pressed my hand to the ground. A pillar of fire erupted from the pile of piranhas, immediately roasting the fish on the ground into charcoal.

It doesn't matter, we still have the finale. After taking a breath, I struggled to drag a giant beast in from the outside. Under Phoenix's stunned eyes.

"Oh my god, this is Emperor Crocodile..."

Phoenix murmured as he looked at the giant creature lying on the ground in front of him, which was nearly half a person tall.

The giant thing I dragged in looked like a crocodile, but this crocodile was a little weird. It was more than 20 meters long. Each black scale on its body was as big as a palm, extending from its forehead to the end of its tail.

There are two rows of ferocious barbs on its back, not to mention the terrifying crocodile mouth, which is like a meat grinder. Even steel can be bitten instantly when I put it in. When I was completely dragged in, the entire open space

The big tent was filled to the brim with its body, and it looked like a steel demon.

"Brother, you really gave me too many surprises. This is Emperor Crocodile, the legendary Emperor Crocodile. This is the first time I have seen it." Phoenix was already excitedly kissing the giant monster called Emperor Crocodile.

"Is this delicious?"

I desperately want to know the answer. Damn it. I was careless and forgot to put on good equipment. As a result, a set of good blue equipment was worn out by this guy's terrorist attack, and ended up like this.

Thinking of its terrifying sharp teeth and strong scales, I still feel chills. The native animals here are indeed terrifying. This crocodile called Emperor Crocodile alone is probably no less powerful than a demon king.

If I couldn't eat the prey that I took so much pains to kill, I would have to vomit three liters of blood.

"Yes, of course I can. Oh my god, brother Wu Fan, don't you know? In the recipe ranking of the primeval forest, the meat of this crocodile is known as one of the three delicacies of Kurast, just because

It’s too rare, and you’ve seen its strength, so not many people can taste its deliciousness until now.”

Except for you, who would care about that kind of ranking, but as long as you can eat it, that's fine.

"The whole body of this crocodile is full of treasures. Not only is the meat delicious, the blood and internal organs can cure various diseases, but also its scales. If left to an excellent blacksmith, even a dark gold-level

It's not impossible to use scale armor, but it's a pity that a lot of blood is wasted." Phoenix continued to spread some useless knowledge to me, and when he mentioned that the crocodile blood was almost shed all the way, he couldn't help but look at me gloomily.

Oh, dark gold scale armor? This is quite tempting.

After making a lot of eloquent remarks, in the end, because the Crocodile Crocodile was too big and it was not easy to handle now that night had fallen, Phoenix removed part of its flesh and then used ice magic to completely freeze it.

The total weight of the crocodile is about ten tons, and it is estimated that it will take several days to handle.

"By the way, Phoenix, what good things did you get back?" I then remembered that in addition to the unknown beast he just dealt with, there should be others, otherwise he would be worthy of the title of forest expert.

Phoenix, who had already put aside the half-finished roast feast and started processing the crocodile meat instead, became excited when he heard what I said. He didn't even bother to deal with the crocodile, so he lifted some round things from the corner.

, looking inside, there are actually some mushrooms?

"It's time for me, Phoenix, to popularize forest knowledge to you again." Phoenix pretended to cough a few times and continued.

"As you can see, what you see in front of you are some mushrooms. Except for those idiots who grew up in the desert, I think everyone knows that brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous and cannot be eaten. You should know this, right?"

I nodded and mourned for him for provoking Princess Sanwu for the third time. Unfortunately, she was the idiot born in the desert as you call her.

"But it's not just those mushrooms that look edible. For us adventurers, those brightly colored poisonous mushrooms are not very dangerous. On the contrary, there is a kind of mushroom that is indistinguishable from edible mushrooms in appearance, but

But it can cause harm to adventurers. In order to give you a clear understanding, I brought back a few."

As he said that, Phoenix carefully picked out a few ordinary-looking mushrooms from the pile of mushrooms, which looked just like other mushrooms.
To be continued...