Chapter 3077 ASMR (you know)(1/2)
"Really?" Knight Mipa's smiling eyes flickered, and he knew at a glance that he was planning something wrong.
"Who am I to Your Highness?"
"Partner." I replied without hesitation.
"Where is your Majesty?"
"Family." I sneered. It was too sweet. This kind of question was so sweet. I thought you had some conspiracy.
"Where's Aikarai?"
"partner."
"Where's Crystal? Idiot. Where's Nana? Bad guy. Where's Reina? Bad guy. Where's Tia? No, it's family."
"What about Lucia?"
Is it difficult to finally get there? But there is no doubt about it. I answered word for word with absolute certainty: "Family."
"Oh, you are indeed Your Highness. You are so brave and courageous. Then continue to ask questions. Where is Vilas?"
"Definitely family. Sarah. Family. Linya. Family. Silos Ecolu. Family. Lena. Family. Juliet. Family."
"Okay, I've finished asking my questions. I wish Your Highness a good time." After asking a pair of inexplicable and simple questions, while I stared at him in confusion, Knight Mipa smiled and said gracefully.
With a small gesture, he silently stepped back and gave his place to those in need.
Then, with a few swish sounds, several other figures took her place and surrounded me.
"It turns out that in the owner's mind, Crystal is actually a fool."
"Are you a bad guy? Hahaha, I'm sorry you monkey dared to say it."
"Didn't I go too far? What the hell is a villain? No matter what, let's beat up this idiot Druid who talks arrogantly."
"Who, who is your bad guy's family? It's still early, huh."
Tsk, it turns out that the trap is here, and it was tricked by the Mipa Knight, but if it was only to this extent, I put on a parrying posture and planned to bravely fight against four.
At this moment, her sleeves were gently pulled from behind. When she turned around, Juliet had a vaguely happy smile as if she could see countless little stars emerging from her head.
"I'm so happy that Juliet is part of His Highness's family."
Turn on the motor, it turns out that the real trap is here! I recalled carefully, confirmed that the pit dug by the Knight of Mipa, and stepped on it correctly. Looking at the confused knight who was bubbling with happiness, I scratched my head with a headache. I would deny it at this time.
If so, the simple Juliet will definitely be greatly shocked. Forget it, she doesn’t understand this anyway. Her family is her family.
"Yes, yes, Juliet is family." I subconsciously raised my hand and gently stroked Juliet's head. Yes, Juliet is so good, and Juliet is the cutest.
"So happy." She clasped her hands together, and Juliet showed an even softer happy smile. The front yard shrouded in the night seemed to be illuminated by the happiness radiating from her body.
Well, there is always a feeling of being trapped and unable to turn back. It must be my illusion. How could such a deep routine appear in a rural village like Demon King Village? I have to believe that everyone has a simple temperament!
I came back to my senses and looked at Juliet. She was still immersed in the dream of happiness, and I touched her head gently. Under the double happiness, her whole body was like a ghost girl sealed by a room full of starfish bread.
She doesn't look bad. The overflowing soft girly aura makes me wish I could hold her in my arms and caress her, like a kitten, puppy or mascot.
"Hey, don't ignore us."
"Master, Master, hurry up and give Crystal something delicious. Crystal may consider forgiving you."
There was a disturbing sound coming from behind. Really, it is unforgivable to disturb the love between Juliet and I.
I roared angrily, boldly issued a challenge, rewarded the four of them with a knife, and then quickly hid behind Vilas: "Did you see, this is my personal guard captain. If you want to challenge me, you must defeat Vilas first."
"Ehhhhhhhh?" Vilas, who was watching this scene with a smile, didn't expect that he could be shot while lying down, so he couldn't help but let out a confused cry.
"There are also generals on the left and right, Xilusi Aikelu, who is also your enemy." Feeling like a safety net, I pulled the twin princesses over and formed the strongest golden triangle defense array, hiding inside, feeling proud of myself.
"I won't let you bully dad."
"Even Sister Nana and Sister Reina won't allow it." The twin princesses put on the posture of kung fu girls, and they really looked so presentable.
"Call me Aunt Nana."
"And Aunt Lena."
I don’t know why the twin girl group’s eyebrows are twitching, but they are not angry. Instead, they correct such irrelevant things first. They are not happy to call you young. I can’t understand today’s women.
Then, a group of women were chattering there, including the duo, as if they had completely forgotten my provocation just now. Something was wrong, they were not that open-minded, there must be some bigger conspiracy.
I was always vigilant, but until the end of the dinner, they did not make any small moves. Instead, they were like little foxes, being toasted frequently by everyone, and they were six to seven points drunk.
What a weird guy. Forget it, it would be better not to cause trouble to me.
After the banquet was called off, everyone did not leave. Instead, they used the ground as a blanket and gathered in twos and threes casually under the stars, just like they did in the Sea of Laurel Trees, but unfortunately one person was missing.
Holding a grass root in my mouth, I lay on my back on the grass and counted the twinkling stars in the sky. My vision gradually became blurry. The girls seemed to know that I wanted to be quiet now, so they did not come to disturb me, including the most restless Shuang Na.
The group and the idiot daughter group are really weird. How could they be so peaceful today?
It wasn't until the bright moon was high that everyone left happily. The evil dragon Leina bid farewell to Aikarai like a master and left. Apparently she planned to live and eat in my house again. As for Benzina, she must have wanted to
I slept with Tia without even thinking about it.
Forget it, I'll go to bed early to avoid getting entangled with Crystal and Cirno, and having to sleep with my mother again. I'm not in the mood to practice the dream realm tonight.
I shook my tipsy head and wondered, okay, okay. Although it's not as bad as the little fox, I still had a few too many drinks and I'm still a little drunk. What about the physique of an adventurer? God's toilet cleaner seems to
When he meows to tease me.
Yawning, I returned to the room in a daze. I took off my coat and hung it on the hanger. I got under the quilt. The first hand that reached inside suddenly touched a very soft unknown object. I was shocked.
All the remaining drunkenness was gone.
There is a trap!
Relying on my many years of experience and intuition, and with the sharp eyes of a primary school student, I came to the conclusion. I looked at my fingertips. Could it be that the touch just now was
"Could it be that that guy from Knight Mipa actually threw Juliet into my bed and finally couldn't help but do such a heinous act of forcing a girl into prostitution?!"
Before the devil hidden deep in my heart tried to create a scene where thousands of people applauded and cheered, I pushed it into the abyss in time, clenched the fist of justice, my upright soul sang loudly, and my heart was filled with anger against evil.
But when I thought about it in the blink of an eye, it was not like I had never slept with Juliet before, so my painting style suddenly changed. One moment, I had a sword-shaped eyebrow face, and the next moment, I became listless and desperate.
Hey, dear Juliet, please move a little further inside and give me more room.
Just as he was about to go to bed, the quilt was suddenly turned over, revealing the figure inside.
It's not the Juliet I thought, but the little fox who became a missing person after dinner.
She suddenly lifted the quilt and sat up, burping, looking around with blurred eyes, and then her eyes fell on me.
"You bad burp!" She let out another cute little burp. She used her hands and feet, with the fox tail on her back raised high, and quickly crawled towards me, looking at me from below with her sharp eyes like a wild cat.
"You bad guy, he's so insincere and still worries me to death. He's such a ruthless playboy."
"Wait a minute, little fox, do you know what you are talking about? You are drunk." I was a little surprised to see such a frank little fox, but more of a bad feeling.
"I'm not drunk!"
so
Before I could finish the thoughts in my mind, suddenly, the little fox swooped down and threw me onto the bed.
"Such a bad guy must be punished, punished!"
"Hey, okay, tell me how to punish me?" In the middle of the sentence, my tone changed, and I suddenly thought, I am a man and you are a woman, lying alone on the bed, there is no need for me to be afraid.
You? Please allow me to laugh three times.
Ha ha ha ha!!!
I felt proud in my heart, and my movements became wild. I raised my hand, caressed me carefully and pressed me down. The delicate and flushed face of the drunk little fox kept stroking from the earlobe to the pink neck, saying that only I and I were there.
A secret code that only little foxes understand.
"Hehehe, you are such a pervert and a bad guy." The drunken little fox obviously understood the code and laughed playfully. Her brows could not help but show her natural charm. From the smell of alcohol exuding from her body,
It began to be mixed with a charming fragrance that was difficult to describe in words, making people's heart beat faster and blood surge, and penetrated into the nose.
Smelling this natural fragrance that was not a charm drug, but better than a charm drug, my consciousness and eyes began to get drunk.
Then, with a bang, three tails quietly floated up from behind the little fox's butt.
Hey, wait, wait, wait!
I opened my mouth wide and was about to call a stop. Coach, this little sky fox committed a foul. Use his ultimate move from the beginning!
However, before I could say anything, the little fox's soft and delicate body was already pressing down on me. As soon as I opened my mouth, it was blocked by a pair of delicate and unparalleled lips.
The next day, I walked out of the room with light steps, as if I were an immortal. Suddenly my legs went weak, I staggered, and I was about to fall down. Fortunately, someone supported me at this time.
"Thank you." I looked up at my haggard face and found that it was Ben Zina!
"I can't even stand firmly. Such a savior is really embarrassing."
From this guy's joking smile, I can clearly feel that she must have been involved in the incident of hiding the soft fox last night. I can even recall in my mind the scene between her and the evil dragon Lena during dinner.
One, the little fox was the most ferocious.
But, can I be angry? There seems to be no way. After all, in the eyes of others, no matter what, I am taking advantage. Only I know how miserable I am.
Last night, I was squeezed by the three-tailed sky fox form of the little fox for half the night. Not to mention that my body was hollowed out, and my soul almost became transparent, okay!
To be continued...