Chapter 269: The Bragged Doug

"After the war of the end of the world, God, as the creator of gods and demons, was heartbroken by the meaningless war between the children and their children, and eventually became disheartened and turned their bodies into the three dark worlds, creating countless creatures, including us humans..."

“Nonsense!!”

"boast!!"

"Get the point quickly!!"

“…”

The audience protested Doug's magical skills. This really made him continue to talk about Doug's war since the end of the Doomsday. In less than a month's time, he would never say that Doug's grandfather was born.

"Tsk! You little bastards who are impatient." Doug was unwilling to let it go, and finally felt that the public was in trouble. To be honest, he really wanted to talk about his hard work for a year or two. The hard experience of these few months, coupled with the pressure when facing Andalil, made the cowhide in his stomach look like he suddenly found a gap after being constipated for a few months, and he would not be able to ejaculate.

"Then let's start with the formation of Harrogas, and let you little bastards open your eyes and learn about the unique geographical environment of our hometown, so as to save time to go to Harrogas and be regarded as a local bun..."

"Tsk, do you need to say this?" There were booing again, especially the barbarians. A large part of them came from Harrogas, so there was no need to add anything to Doug.

"Okay, then let's take the rise of our great barbarian clan as the starting point, let you bastards experience the vigorous history of barbarians." Doug was furious, and these ungrateful little bastards kept blocking the shit he was about to pull out again.

"We don't need..." Everyone was displeased. A few adventurers who knew Doug were more likely to leave. They just saw that this guy had a strong desire to perform. Walking away an audience was like cutting off a piece of meat.

"Okay, okay, sit down for me, start from the third floor of the tomb. His master, you little bastards will sooner or later regret crying because they listened less to me, Mr. Doug." Doug said gritting his teeth, as if he felt heavy in his anus, all of them flowed back, turning into a burden on his whole body. That feeling was so awkward and uncomfortable.

"Let me talk about Rat Man first. Everyone knows that these little guys are less than half a meter tall and are very slippery. They hold kitchen knives or spears all day long, and some of them can blow needles. It is really dangerous." Doug said with a gloomy face, and the other adventurers nodded in a stern manner. No matter if there are any people who have truly seen Rat Man, they know that these little things are not easy to mess with. At least one-quarter of the adventurers who fall on the third floor of the tomb are because they are in their hands.

"But do you know how I deal with them? Don't know. Let me tell you, when I found the Rat Man, I stood forward, letting those spears and kitchen knives slash on my body, and then exerted force with a "drink" sound. I put those weapons in my muscles, and no matter how the Rat Man pulled them out, I couldn't pull them out. After I grabbed all the weapons, I held them with one hand and shook them open. The Rat Man without weapons would be like a play." Doug shook his head, almost turning his nostrils towards the sky.

"Boss Doug, can they hold it even if they insert spears into your asshole?" A savage man with a hip-hop face asked, immediately making the adventurers laugh, the man was proud and the woman was shy.

Doug glared at the little barbarian fiercely, ignored his words, and continued, "Once, an elite rat man was dissatisfied and wanted to fight me one-on-one. This guy was very clever and wanted to stab my eyes. Guess what? Flash? Wrong!! Uncle, I just blinked my eyelids and clamped the tip of its spear, and couldn't move. Hahahaha--" Doug's arrogant laughter echoed over Roger's camp, and even the most fierce wild dog nearby was so scared that he shrank his head and pinched his tail.

"But, I can do this, you little bastards, don't learn it." Doug stopped laughing and wiped the foam at the corner of his mouth and said worriedly.

"Oh!" Everyone responded unanimously. If anyone really believes in the words of the bragging king Doug, then there must be something wrong with his mind and it will not be unfair to die.

Then, it was the unlucky expelled man. These group of mummies fire wizards once chased Lar and the other two on the third floor without ladder and without a door to the ground, but it was different when Doug said.

"These clothes rails are always running around uneasy and setting off fireworks, and often blackmailing rats and dark demons, which seriously disrupted the friendly and harmonious social order of the three layers of the tomb. I was so angry that I was so angry that I met one and beat the other one. Finally, I gave all the clothes rails a lesson. Don't believe it, go to the third layer by yourself. Are the noses of those clothes rails big and red? Tell you, this is what I beat."

"Shhhhh--" Everyone cheered in unison. Who wouldn't know that the expelled people had a big and red nose, which was the second characteristic that was as famous as their dry wood-like bodies.

"From then on, these clothes rods were more obedient than their sons, do you know? Once I finished washing my clothes and had no place to dry them, so I pulled a clothes rod nearby. It didn't even dare to put a fart. It consciously hangs my clothes on the wall and lets me dry them until they are dry. It ran away in shame." Ignoring everyone's cheers, Doug continued to pull them, which made everyone laugh again.

After nearly an hour of nonsense on the third floor, Doug finally brought the topic to the fourth floor with unsatisfactory feelings. The adventurers began to gradually withdraw their smiles and their faces became solemn. Andalil was a cruel character in Roger's camp. How many powerful adventurers teams fell at her feet because of a moment of negligence. The huge throne made of the skeletons of adventurers and the piles of corpses behind the throne are the best proof.

Just Doug's old tale, let alone Andalil, even standing in front of her face, he still remained unchanged. He was a different person, and he continued to say with a mouth full of frosty words.

"This Andalil is worthy of being one of the four great devils. His strength is so strong that he is only inferior to Mr. Doug. I made a big move. Seeing the three of us break in, she roared and made a toxic halo. The dark green poisonous gas was rushing towards us like a locust. I saw that the situation was not good. Although I was not afraid of the poisonous gas, I had two supporting role teammates behind me. At this critical moment, I flashed my inspiration, took a breath, and blew out the poisonous gas all over the sky, and finally let the supporting role teammates survive this crisis. Seeing that I was better than her, Andalil didn't care about it, and led a group of little brothers to come and bully the few. Seeing this, I quickly asked the other two to deal with those small characters. I rushed forward and fought with Andalil to the death..."

"Don't say that Boss Doug's bragging skills are great, it is really possible to blow away the poisonous aura in one bite." The little barbarian said again, and everyone nodded in the same way, thinking that Doug's part just now was indeed the most likely thing, and of course, the possibility was lower than one in ten thousand.

"Boy!!" Doug laughed and scolded and smashed the empty cup. When the clever little barbarian hid, everyone was happy, and the waiter silently recorded the account.

If you continue to say this, it is nothing more than the version of countless adventurers defeating Andalil in the past. But who is Doug? How could this "thrilling" battle end in a clichéd manner? Of course, when he said that he had made Andalil's 99th anal, and the other party's life was less than one-tenth, Doug's face darkened.

"Just when we thought victory was coming, the whole hall suddenly shaking. Andalil, who was lying on the ground, suddenly burst out with a green light from his body, the wound on his body healed quickly, and a 'sirsty' laughter came out of his mouth..."

Speaking of this, even though they knew Doug was talking nonsense, everyone couldn't help but stretched their necks and looked at Doug with a gaze. The old man suddenly glared at him and turned into a Saiyan explosion.

"The hall was shaking harder and harder, falling rocks rolled and dust filled the sky. At this moment, Andalil suddenly stood up from the ground, and a rush of momentum erupted from her body. She stared at me and said, "You are indeed a respectable master. I have to admit that I am not your opponent, but, hum... I have never used this move after I created it myself. You have the qualifications...'

After saying that, Andalil suddenly opened his eyes wide open, waved his hand, and countless dark green gas gathered on her hands, gathering more and more, almost condensed into substance..." Doug said with a dance, Tiantian's dry lips.
Chapter completed!