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Chapter 2579 The upgraded version of the sheep, mule and chicken team!(1/2)

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"Let me tell you, when did these two people go from being righteous and optimistic fast food restaurant owners to what they are now? They are simply a disgrace to fast food restaurants.◎"

Seeing Ricken and Hans facing each other again, I sighed helplessly, trying to find the source of all evil, trying to make them become the kind Colonel Sanders and the happy leader of the Blue Road again.

"It's really a big change compared to before." My question caused the KFC team and the Hanbag team to think deeply. Finally, Kira and Barr seemed to have discovered something, looked at each other, and spoke in unison.

"It seems...it started after I met you, Brother Fan."

I:"……"

Forget it, this kind of small issue is not worth discussing at all. In fact, Ricken and Hans have not changed that much, right? Their persistent enthusiasm for the king of fast food restaurants is still the same as before and has never changed.

I nodded my head, thinking that this world can still be saved.

Speaking of which, what about Arius? She is one of the important members of my Great Light Music Department, and an indispensable part of my complete defeat of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken Team.

As soon as I turned my eyes, I quickly spotted the small, squirming figure from behind the tall Desdna. I turned around and saw that this little rotten girl was shrouded in an inconspicuous cloak.

A creepy, alternative and satisfying laugh came out of her mouth. Her eyes were exposed from the broad cloak and hat that shrouded her entire head in shadow. At this time, she was looking closely at Rickon and Hans who were fighting.

One hand is holding notes in one small hand, and the other is flying a pen on it.

Okay, I understand. I silently took out the paper roll, a special artifact for Aleus. With a neat movement of my hands, the paper roll drew a perfect parabola in the air, accompanied by a crisp "pop" sound.

The pen and notebook in Alius's hand fell to the ground, and he squatted down, holding his head tightly with both hands, assuming the posture of a young lady holding her head and squatting in defense, and let out an uncomfortable "hey hey fujoshi"

The laughter also turned into a normal soft wail.

"I forgot, Aleus. It's very embarrassing to forget..."

Ah, you are biting your tongue. Have you even forgotten the attributes of your four-character mantra? It seems that you have forgotten it completely this time. I am very satisfied.

After taking back the artifact against Arius, I directly lifted Arius up from where he was squatting on the ground, just like picking up a disobedient kitten curled up on the ground.

"Aleus, do you still remember me?" I asked with a smile while forcibly turning her in front of me.

"Who are you? Aleus, I don't remember anything."

"..." Very good, it is necessary for you to forget some more things to free up the blank memory to remember my identity.

Seeing me taking out the paper roll again, Aleus finally recalled the horror of having his memory manipulated by the paper roll and the shame of biting his tongue with the four-character mantra.

"Aleus, remember, it's teacher, teacher. Wrong, Aleus, wrong."

"Whether it's me or you who is wrong, tell me clearly." I gestured with the paper roll in a loud voice, full of threats.

"Yes...yes..." Aleus looked at the big killer weapon specially designed for her in fear. He stammered for a while and then whispered.

"It's a paper roll, wrong."

There was a crisp "pop" sound, and Aleus squatted on the ground again holding his head.

"Brother Wu, stop it." As Arius's brother, Hans couldn't stand it anymore, so he dropped Ricken and ran over, winking at me.

"Why do you always like to bully Arius? It's time to stop."

"..." Aleus raised her head and looked at her brother with grateful eyes. Perhaps at this moment, she had never felt that Hans' image was so tall and majestic.

"Hannah, don't be afraid. I'm here, remember who I am." He looked down and met Aleus's eyes. Hans showed a kind face, as if he spread his wings to wrap his child tenderly inside.

bird daddy.

"You are a good person." Arius tilted his head and thought for a moment, then gave a decisive and knowing blow, which made the smile on Hans' face break, and he turned blue while covering his chest.

"It's all your fault, Brother Wu. Hannah, who used to be normal, has become strange now." Looking back, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and cast an accusing look.

No, no, no, Arius has never been normal. Somewhere you don’t know, you and Rickon’s love, sex, and anal fanfics have filled the whole room. Wake up, Hans, you are still doing it.

Dreaming of having a normal and lovely sister!

Seeing that I didn't take it seriously, Hans became sad and angry. He looked left and right, intending to find some evidence to completely impeach me. Suddenly, he had an idea.

Silently coming up behind Aleus, he made a gesture to everyone to look at Aleus, and then instantly lifted up Aleus' cloak.

The effect is comparable to a one-click costume change. After taking off his hat, Aleus' long flaming hair flows out, turning into a majestic, cold and aloof beauty.

After squatting for about a second, Hans put the hat on Aleus again, and the dress-up effect appeared again, and Aleus became a weak and timid girl in an inconspicuous cloak.

Hey hey, is this old joke still being renovated and used? I have something to do with Aleus's one-click outfit change attribute.

However, Hans was still talking shamelessly, trying to force me to take the blame: "Look, this is Arius who was tortured by Brother Wu."

His tone was impassioned, with tears in his eyes, as if he had lost a well-behaved and cute sister who couldn't change clothes at the touch of a button, and could only mourn her in the memories of the past.

In order to arouse the common hatred of the masses, Hans once again helped Aleus perform a one-click costume change effect, I put it on, I put it on.

"Look, what a pitiful Aleus."

I will lift it up again and wear it again.

"How pitiful..."

I lift, lift, lift... I wear, wear, wear...

In the end, Hans couldn't stop his hands at all. He kept playing with Arius's hat and researched new ways to play it, making Arius's one-click costume change faster and faster, until everyone looked at his hat.

His eyes turned cold, and he suddenly woke up. He quickly stopped, squeezed out a few crocodile tears and wiped his eyes, and sighed in a sad voice.

"How pitiful, my sister Hannah."

"You're right, Hannah is so pitiful, and we already know the murderer who caused all this." Ricken took a few steps forward, came to Hans, patted him on the shoulder, and said sincerely.

"Really? Ricken, I didn't expect you to be able to speak human words occasionally...occasionally. As a knight, you still retain the last trace of fairness and justice. I have changed my mind about you."

"Oh, really? I've also changed my mind about you."

"Hahaha, this might be a new beginning."

"That's right. A new beginning... Your sister, it's your unreliable brother who is responsible for Hannah becoming a righteous culprit!" Ricken's face changed instantly, and he hit Hans in the face with a Beidou friendship, knocking him out.

It was knocked off the ground and spun around 108,000 degrees before slamming to the ground.

At this time, other people rushed up one after another, punching and kicking Hans who was lying on the ground, making loud noises. Not only the members of the Hansbag team, but also the fun-loving Assassin Ge, who never participated in us very much.

Reese also stepped forward and kicked him a few times. Surrounded by the crowd, Hans's screams became louder and weaker, and finally disappeared completely.

Amen, I made a sign of the cross on my chest.

Poor and miserable Hans, I hope you will be reborn in a world without a sister in your next life.

Hey, I seem to have forgotten something important. I remembered it. Today I have to deal with the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team to let them fully understand the difference between gods and mortals.

"Arius, come on." I waved cordially, which made Arius, who was confused and didn't know why his brother was being beaten by a group of people but had no intention of saving him, summoned him to my side.

"Teacher, Aleus, I have made a new friend." She took a few steps forward, became a little excited, and said with a sense of taking credit.

"It's not too late to talk about making new friends later." I let it go. It was nothing more than ants, frogs and grasshoppers. There are more important things now.

"Aleus! What a huge blow! I feel so tired and don't like it!"

Let me tell you, you little rotten girl is getting better and better at playing the four-character mantra. Who did you learn it from?

"Aleus, have you forgotten our greatest mission?"

"Mission?" Arius tilted his head. Sure enough, he had forgotten. There was nothing he could do about this little rotten girl. Whose fault was it for having such a bad memory?

"Have you forgotten? Our combination." I took out the magic loudspeaker, so I should be able to remember it for this reason.

"Ah..." The notebook and pen that Aleus had just picked up fell to the ground again. She was stunned, as if she was a girl from another world who had a tool that could save the world.

After being attacked by the big devil and losing his memory, he lived in chaos for several years. Finally one day, he suddenly remembered his mission and the important tools that he had always kept on his body that he had forgotten for a long time.

"Aleus, remember!"

"Very well, please say out loud who we are!"

I held up the magic loudspeaker and stood together with Aleus. The two of them made a cool pose in unison. At some point, Aleus had a saxophone on his shoulders and gently closed his eyelids.

, full of literary girl style.

"To save the world! To maintain peace! We - vow to conquer the universe with wonderful music, Light Music Department!"

To be honest, in order to take care of Arius's four-letter power, I feel that the momentum has been reduced a lot.

When we came back to our senses from the long-lost declaration of the Qingyin Department's instructions, we found a group of people circling around, holding a bundle of ropes made of belts in their hands.

"Okay, that's it." Ricken and Hans didn't know when they became so united and tacitly understood. After tying the last knot, they clapped their hands at the same time and smiled at each other.

"What's all right?" I looked puzzled, and subconsciously grabbed it with my hands, and suddenly found that my precious magic loudspeaker was missing!

Not only that, I can’t move my hands and body!

When I saw what was binding my body, I showed regretful and angry eyes. Wasn't it the belt rope in everyone's hands just now? And I, and Aleus, were unknowingly tied tightly by this rope.

He climbed into a big tree, and the magic loudspeaker and saxophone were snatched away and put aside.

"Put us down, you bastards, what do you want to do?"

"What do you want to do... If you don't tell me, I forgot. Let's go to the camp for a walk. I haven't been back for a while. Let's go for a walk and have a sip of the camp's wine before we talk."

"Take me with you too."
To be continued...
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