Chapter 2508: The days of teaming up with Nana(1/2)
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The atmosphere is silent.⊥
"It's time for you to say something, everyone has already set off."
On the third day after we returned to the camp, the second half-month training officially began. The second team, Tamoya, Amrudina and Aiwaer, as well as the third team, the pornographic maid, Mipa Knight and Confused Knight,
We have all set off one after another. As the first team and the most important ones, we are still sitting here, staring at each other. It feels like if I don't speak, this ten thousand year princess can stare at me for a year.
.
After all, she is a guy who has been rolling around in an ancient tomb in boredom for 30,000 years. She is very patient. I can't keep messing around with her, so I have to speak first.
"Alas." Ignoring my words, Ben Zina let out a long sigh.
"Hey, hey, talk, you puppet. Could it be that the parts are rusty and have lost the ability to speak? Come on, open your mouth and I'll put some lubricant in it."
After narrowly escaping the sword thrust of the rude and violent Wannian Princess, she turned her back listlessly again.
"Okay, Monkey, you can practice alone. I will disappear into the camp at the appropriate time and come back half a month later. Then we will string together our confessions to make others think that we have practiced seriously.
It’ll be fine in half a month.”
Does this guy really not want to practice with me so much? I remember that teacher’s scream that made me feel refreshed and refreshed. I also thought that she might become a straightforward and lovely girl in the future. I was too naive.
"Then where are you going to hide? Ordinary means can't hide it from old foxes like Raphael and Sa Qili."
"Dig a hole and hibernate in it for half a month."
"Is this really good? What if you can't wake up from a long sleep? If you wake up again after ten thousand years, maybe you will only have the friendly Sinking Demon to joke with you."
"Is it based on the success of the Hell Clan's invasion?"
"No, it is based on the successful domestication of the Hell clan in the Dark Continent."
"Then why can I only joke with the friendly Sunken Demon?"
"That's right, I personally think that only the Sinking Demon can stand your temper."
"Go to hell."
After escaping the thrilling sword stab again, my kind-hearted me was still thinking about Ben Zina: "How about finding another way? No matter what, digging a hole and burying myself or something is too outrageous."
"Then fly into the sky, using the sky as your mat and the clouds as your quilt."
"Pfft, pfft, you don't mean to say that you are Princess Caiyun, please, how old are you?" I hugged my belly and laughed. There was also an innocent and childish scene in this book, which was eye-opening.
"Then I have no choice but to kill you monkey, peel off the skin and put it on myself to pretend to be you." Benzina's face was red and her eyes were fierce. She wiped the white rapier with her white handkerchief. Then it turned into countless lights and shadows and stabbed at me.
There's no way to avoid it this time, well, I'm indeed a bit of a bitch.
"I said, it's better to stop making trouble. It will make Raphael and the others laugh. Come out with me first and then talk. If you don't like it then, it won't be too late for you to leave and practice alone." He covered his forehead with gurgling blood.
.I said with a wry smile.
"This standard statement of abducting children and girls is worthy of being said by a perverted monkey." Benzina looked at me expressionlessly.
"Then you can leave or not. If you don't leave, I will leave." My patience is limited. This Ben Zina has repeatedly rejected my kindness, so let her stay in the camp and do whatever she likes.
Go ahead.
After saying that, I turned around and left. It was neat and without hesitation.
When the teleportation array appeared in sight, a light clicking sound came from behind. When I turned around, I saw Ben Zina following him reluctantly.
"Let me explain in advance. I'm not following you, I just happen to be on your way."
"Yes, yes, by the way, by the way." I pressed my temples hard. This thousand-year-old princess is really more arrogant than the little fox.
"Then I'll leave first. Let me explain in advance that I will never go to the Stone Wilderness. You can go wherever you like." After saying that, I took the lead in stepping into the teleportation array and disappeared into the white light.
As soon as my eyes flashed, I had arrived at the secret teleportation point in the Stone Wilderness. Just as I walked out, the teleportation array flashed white light again, and Princess Nana walked out of it with an angry look on her face.
"You lying monkey, didn't you promise not to come to the Stone Wilderness?"
"I say it as if I have an obligation to tell you the truth." I clicked my tongue and shook my index finger, showing a smug smile.
"If you are not happy, you can use the scroll to return to the city now and no one will stop you."
"It's as if I have an obligation to listen to the monkey." Benzina returned the favor not to be outdone.
"It's up to you." I shrugged, and was about to step on the teleportation array again, teleporting to an unknown place, definitely not on top of Rakanixiu's head, uh, definitely... no, it seems pretty good.
, kill it directly, so that Raphael can't blame me, everything is an arrangement of fate.
Of course, this is just a joke. I have said it before in the Black Wasteland. As the lord of the Stone Wilderness, Rakanixiu is very powerful. He has a large group of subordinates around him. The ten miles around him are full of energy.
If you want to teleport the overflow-hit area to the top of Rakanixiu's head, it's like using your head to drill a ten-meter-thick titanium alloy plate with a crack only half a finger wide.
Entering the teleportation array, I found that Ben Zina still hadn't moved. I couldn't help but turn around and stare at her helplessly.
"This is a random teleportation array, do you know?"
"This kind of thing doesn't need a monkey to remind you."
"That's right, then just think it's me talking to myself. If you don't enter the teleportation array now and wait until I leave before teleporting, then the probability that the two of us will randomly teleport to the same place is no more than a thousand.
one."
"The monkey's arithmetic is completely untrustworthy." Ben Zina hummed again, but her eyes were obviously shaken.
"Hey, Tia, why are you here?" I suddenly looked behind Benzina, eyes widening.
"What?" Benzina, who is Tia's good friend, was startled, and immediately turned around, but Tia was nowhere to be seen. She realized that she had been fooled, and before she could react, she was grabbed by a big hand.
Stop. Forcefully pull into the teleportation array.
The teleporting white light lit up just in time, sending the two people in a hurry out.
The next moment, we appeared above the sky in the stone wilderness, looking at the exposed gray stone plains under our feet and...the monsters with malicious intentions, and sighed.
Should this be said to be my bad luck, or the monsters' bad luck?
Anyway, there's a lot of energy ahead, I'm going to let the wolf bite.
After the monsters under her feet were cleaned up, Princess Wannian immediately launched an army to punish them.
"You're so proud, I didn't expect that I fell into the trick of a perverted monkey like you and was forcibly abducted and brought here."
"It's too late for you to leave now. I keep my word."
"I don't want it. The stupid monkey just did such a stupid thing. How could he let me go so easily? He must have wanted to sneak behind me while I was leaving, right? Instead of being followed by the perverted monkey, I'd better go there
I will keep an eye on you openly and prevent you from continuing to do strange things."
"..." What a legitimate reason. It left me speechless.
Okay, I really plan to follow her from a distance if she leaves. After all, this idiot doll has almost zero experience. If something happens, how will I explain to Tia when I go back?
"Look, I was right." She looked guilty, but Ben Zina stared at her, and she continued to attack.
"Sorry, I don't have time to continue being arrogant with you. You want to follow." I gave up and finally made it to the end of the five good boys without saying "Don't follow".
However, Princess Wannian's pretty face turned red: "Wha...what? Tsundere? I'm sorry...you monkey can think of it, do you want to put all the responsibility on me?"
"Ah, it's all my fault. It's my fault."
"Explode, monkey!"
"I told you to stop becoming more and more childish."
"Be forced to mate with ten thousand stallions in heat, monkey!"
"Don't worry, if it is unavoidable, I will drag you with me even to death."
"In that case, I will pretend to be a doll lying on the ground. It will be safe. Even a stallion in heat will not be interested in a lifeless doll."
"What do you mean by pretending? You are just a puppet, okay?"
"No matter what, monkey, your anus is going to burst. Just accept your fate."
"Damn it, it's weird to accept your fate. If that happens, I just have to force you to mate before being forced to mate by the stallion in heat. Anyway, I will never make it easy for you!"
"What, what, what? You perverted monkey, beastly monkey, shameless monkey, disgusting monkey, you actually... actually want to be in love with a human doll!"
Benzina's face suddenly turned as red as a monkey's butt, she hugged her tightly and curled up, staring at me with shame and disgust.
"Let's wait until you collect 10,000 estrous stallions first. Then again, why do we have to discuss this kind of topic?"
"Who told the stupid monkey to call me childish just now?"
"So, do you have to talk about topics that only drunk uncles can talk about to prove that you are a doll with the attributes of a boring uncle?"
"Aren't you having fun chatting?"
"No, no, no, how can you be happy when being stared at by ten thousand stallions in heat?"
"I am the one. Just by listening to the words of the stupid, perverted monkey, I feel that my body has been defiled, that I am no longer pure, and that I am about to become pregnant."
To be continued...