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Chapter 2496: Fette stays tonight(1/2)

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When they brought Qiaxi back to Raphael's place, everyone had already spontaneously started preparing dinner in the open space outside Raphael's tent. Although there were not many people, they could barely count as half.

Dinner party...right?

"It seems that I came back at the right time.∮"

I shrugged my nose and said with a smile, Raphael's cooking skills are still nothing to say. I went straight after Willas. I think he tried his best to teach me how to make stew soup and barbecue. I really don't know that this almost omnipotent princess of hundreds of tribes,

There is nothing else that cannot be learned.

"If you come back later, it won't be your fault." Raphael hit me with a spoon from a distance, and his eyes fell on Qiaxi beside him.

"Little Qiaxi, you came just in time. Help me look at the fire. As a blacksmith, you can definitely do it."

"Okay, okay." Qiaxi immediately walked over after hearing this, "Hey, just ask her to work as soon as the guest arrives!"

"Don't be idle, little Wu, come and help."

"Even me? What kind of banquet do you want to prepare?"

I was shocked. Let’s put the little fox aside for the time being. Juliet also put aside the discussion for the time being. The Colgate sisters, Mila Knight, Tamoya, Sa Qili, and Ben Zina, all of these people can help.

, and counting Raphael, is this going to prepare a banquet for hundreds of people?

"I'll help you if I ask you to, why are you so long-winded?" Raphael glared at him.

"Okay, okay, if I can't help, why should I help? Why don't you make stew? At least you taught me back then."

"This kind of banquet is more than just a simple stew of meat and soup."

"Well, I actually learned a few tricks from Tia. Although I don't want to make it, I don't want to eat it either..." I took a step back and said.

"Tia...cough, let's forget it for today." Raphael may also know the insect feast that Tia is good at. He coughed a few times and mumbled over.

"How about I contribute some ingredients? For example, make a fox bath soup or something." I easily caught the passing little fox in my arms, and while she exclaimed, I gestured proudly to Raphael.

This salty fox has eaten so much salt. She can probably make a bucket of salty bath soup just by letting her take a bath. Maybe there are other attractive flavors. Oh no, I'm starting to take it seriously.

I really want to eat it. Am I really a pervert?

The result is that people who seek death must die. I don’t want to describe the fact that I was chased by a little fox for ten rounds and finally pinned to the ground, scratched my face and bit it. The scene was too bloody.

"I'm sorry... Lord Raphael... I originally wanted to... want to contribute a little bit of my strength... Unexpectedly... Unexpectedly, I was attacked by the enemy on the way... You see... I have...

"I said with difficulty, and I showed my scarred arms, shoulders and face. This is a medal that belongs to men. Uh-huh, a good man doesn't fight with foxes.

"Sure enough, he is a useless guy." Raphael pressed his forehead helplessly. I said, you have been taking a rest for a long time. Do you really don't need to work? Do you want to use me as your boss?

It's just laziness in the name, that's all.

It seems that I guessed wrong. The princess of the Hundred Tribes made an even more exorbitant request.

"In this case, please contribute the food you have."

"Huh? Ha."

"Willas did it quickly."

"this……"

"What, you can't bear to leave?"

"No...how could it be possible?" I felt aggrieved and took out the dry food that Veras had given me little by little. Well, I just couldn't bear to part with it, and I still wanted to taste it deliciously during the experience.

Even how much you eat every day has been calculated.

"One...half..." My words were already trembling.

"That's not enough. I want to eat it too. Little Linya has always praised Vilas's cooking skills."

"That...three...two-thirds..."

"It's not enough, give me twice as much."

"Isn't that more than everything?!"

"Tsk, math is particularly good only at times like this."

"What did you just say when you turned around, Lord Raphael?"

"No, it's nothing. Anyway, just hand it all over."

"...This is robbery, right?"

"What? Xiao Xiao Wu, you are a hateful happy man who can go back to the first world at any time to taste the delicacies made by Willas. Are you not even willing to share such a small thing with me, a poor person who looks forward to delicious food every day but can't come back?

Stunning singer?"

"..." Although it is true, I don't think it's a good idea for Mrs. Wang to sell melons like this.

"Stunning singer? Where is she? Oh, I noticed it. It's Mira and Juliet, isn't it? Elder Raphael?" Sa Qili sent an assist at the right time, well done.

, hurry up and help me divert Raphael's attention.

"However, I also want to try Willas's craftsmanship."

So you are also the reinforcement on the opposite side, you bastard!!!

In the end, under the smiling gazes of the two witches in the camp, I had never felt such pressure. I could only take out the remaining dry food obediently, watching Willas's love lunch leave me, and reluctantly licked it just now.

I touched the dry food box with my fingers and felt the lingering fragrance on it, and tears flowed down my face.

[Is this too bullying, Raphael?] Sa Qili signaled with her eyes.

[Why, when you look at Xiao Wu’s pitiful look, you can’t help but feel sad?] Raphael said that he was determined and would deceive people to the end.

【You are not soft-hearted at all, he is obviously your grandson-in-law.】

[Hmph, hey, if you don’t want to let go of your children, you can’t trap the wolf, so you have to start from the most basic ones.]

[I hope I don’t have to play with it.] Sa Qili rolled her eyes, turned around and left.

"You're so pitiful, Xiao Xiao Wu, you're like this, it makes me very embarrassed." After watching the soft-hearted Sa Qili leave, Raphael turned around, pretending not to bear it.

"Really?" My eyes lit up and I wiped my face. There were no tears.

If you can't bear it, please return my dry food quickly, quickly, quickly!

"Let's do this." Raphael hesitated and made a difficult decision.

Yes, yes, yes, I nodded in my heart, no matter how much I can get back, it is always a good thing, and I am not stingy about not letting you taste it at all.

"There are some fresh ingredients here in exchange. Just bring them with you." Raphael said, and then he stuffed big bags of meat, vegetables, raw grains, rice and noodles prepared for the banquet into my glazed-eyed hands.

I want these ingredients that can be bought on the roadside to get rid of my hair, and give back my vilas!!!

Although I roared fiercely in my heart, I was unable to resist Raphael's tyranny. A savior like me, a savior like me, might as well be picked up by a wild cat on the roadside, wuwuwu~~~

As a result, the cruel princess of hundreds of tribes showed no mercy after all. In front of me, she and Sa Qili had a storm, and kept feeding Qiaxi, who had an amazing appetite. It made me seem to see Vilas waving away from me, and my heart

They are all bleeding.

I'm talking about Ben Zina and the pornographic maid, did you two enjoy the meal?! What kind of hatred is this?

And Misaya, when did you show up? Go back to the orphanage! Go back quickly! What? I ate your steamed buns before? I will vomit them out right now!

As a result, I carefully calculated and divided it into thirty portions. The dry food, which was enough to make me obsessed with the taste of Veras for a month, was wiped out by these evil humans in one meal. Hahahahaha, it turns out that the Dark Continent or something is still there.

Quickly perish and forget it!

At the end of the dinner, everyone was satisfied and their mouths were full of oil, except for one person whose figure was pale. He sat in the corner as if his body had lost its color, and his soul spit out from his slightly opened mouth from time to time, looking like he was about to burp at any moment.

"Little brother, don't be unhappy. How about drinking with your sister?" At this time, Sa Qili, one of the culprits, came up, put her arm around my shoulders and comforted me.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm thinking about issues related to the survival of the Dark Continent right now, so I don't have time to drink."

I replied in a hollow tone, thinking that a bottle of wine would soothe my soul. Dream on, you ignorant human beings. I will lie in bed and cry all night tonight, and no one can stop me!!!

"Okay, okay, let me tell you secretly, I stole this from under Raphael's bed, the wine she has collected for many years."

My heart trembled, and I blurted out: "Could it be the refreshing water? Don't be mistaken."

The enhanced version of Raphael's Holy Water, which has been collected for many years, feels like if it is poured on the ground, it will be enough to corrode through the entire Dark Continent and reach the other side, if the Dark Continent is the same spherical shape as the original world.

"Of course not. Don't even think about it. Raphael and I have been enemies for many years. How could we make such a stupid mistake and seek death?" Sa Qili narrowed her eyes with a smile, and the meaning in her eyes was revealed.

A terrible murderous intention.

"How about tonight, let the two of us drink it up secretly, and let Raphael, who has lost the wine, lie on the bed and cry until dawn?"

Damn it, Sa Qili can't read minds? How did she know that I was going to lie in bed crying all night?

After being stunned for a while, I came back to my senses and figured out what she meant. It turned out that she wanted to make Raphael cry.

Hehehe, yes, it’s a good idea. Transferring your own pain to others, isn’t this what I like to do the most? Jiejiejiejiejie, but...

"Don't worry." Sa Qili saw my concerns: "I will bear all the blame. Raphael's anger cannot be blamed on you."

"Deal!" Sa Qili and I clapped our hands together and reached an agreement instantly. From then on, the two happily divided the bottle of wine into two parts. In order to avoid being discovered by Raphael, they swallowed it in the blink of an eye.

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To be continued...
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