Chapter 2471: Miserable, Druid, The Sixth Person, Juliet(2/2)
When it comes to developing the game of playing house, I am also a little expert at playing tricks, and occasionally I am no worse than an old horse.
"We are already called darlings, and we are already mother and son. Tell me... tell me, during the period when I entered the Tianhu test, how many shameless things did you two do? Why didn't you even tell me?
...No. Apparently even Vilas and the others haven't...yet!"
The little fox seems to be particularly sensitive and angry about the word "mother and son", and his whole body starts to tremble when he mentions it.
"Mira, you are in trouble, please help me solve it quickly." I turned around helplessly and looked at Knight Mipa. This guy, compared with Knight Wife, was not cute at all.
"Sorry, I was just about to explain that the situation was like this. His Royal Highness the Prince was playing house with Juliet. On a whim, I taught Juliet some things, including the lines just now and the battle for custody of children after divorce.
Property division rights. Child support payments..."
You bastard has taught you too much, don’t instill such realistic and cruel things into Juliet!!!
"Playing house?" The little fox tilted his head and suddenly looked at me with pity, as if to say, you bad guy, your IQ has finally reached this point, and has degraded to the level of a three-year-old.
"Well, you can help me untie it first. You will know what is going on soon."
"Hmph, I don't care about your bad things." The little fox helped me untie me and snorted heavily.
Ouch, who tied me up just now?
I dusted myself off, glared at Knight Mipa, strode to Juliet, put my hands heavily on her shoulders, and showed a solemn expression: "It's okay not to have a harmful friend like Mira, Juliet.
From now on, I will still raise you...oh, no, I will take care of you."
I almost said she was raised, because you see, Juliet is not much different from a child in some aspects.
"Eh, eh?" Juliet looked at me, and then at Milas, who was holding back a smile. Her brain was running at high speed, and then with a ding-dong sound, she came to a conclusion, clapped her palms, and showed a confused and soft smile.
"My dear, you have worked hard. Should you eat first, take a shower first, or... warm the bed first?"
My head hung weakly, it was over, Juliet's thinking circuit was still stuck at ten minutes ago.
Moreover, this sentence angered the little fox again. I felt the creepy chill coming from behind. I could imagine it without looking back. At this time, the little fox lowered his head, with a shadow on his face, and his long hair moved automatically without the wind.
Medusa-like form.
Please, Juliet, can we still have fun?!
I almost bowed to Juliet. If I hadn't known that her character was indeed like this, I would have definitely regarded her as the sixth assassin sent by the enemy to kill me invisibly.
"I'm sorry, it was indeed my fault this time. I just wanted to make a little joke with His Highness the Prince and give you a little surprise, but I didn't expect..."
After returning to the house, Knight Mipa solemnly apologized. This time he was more serious and sincere. He also rubbed my back diligently, hoping to gain my forgiveness. Well, it feels comfortable... Wait a minute, Ni Zoukai, or else the little fox will do it again.
I'm going to be jealous!
"It doesn't matter, they are your twelve knights anyway, right." The little fox smiled and sipped the tea offered by Knight Mipa, and said leisurely, but I could clearly see her mouth shape, saying these two knights.
The wording is wrong. To put it simply, it means knights and harem.
They say it’s a misunderstanding, God is my witness, do I look like the kind of shameless man who would attack his wife’s female knight? How long will it take for you to misunderstand me and insult my character before you will give up?!
I'm sorry, I took action, I am a shameless man.
At this time, I should decisively transform into the Holy Moon Wise Wolf... Hey, wait, my brain is a little confused, let me take a sip of Ganges water to calm down first.
He grabbed the cup in front of him and drank it in one gulp. Huh? This Ganges River water... tastes a bit... a bit too amazing. It is sweet in the mouth and immediately turns into countless delicious cells. It spreads from the mouth to the whole body. There is no time to taste it carefully. Countless
The fragrance brewed by the fruit over countless years produces a star explosion, which instantly pours into the brain, impacts the soul, and makes people feel ecstasy. In the golden light, they come to the heavenly palace shrouded in fairy mist, accompanied by the accompaniment of the music official.
Next, dance with the beautiful fairies...
"Master Lanster, how does it taste?" At this time, Juliet came up to her like a puppy asking for credit, clasped her hands together, and asked with a smile.
"I always feel like I did something bad to His Highness just now, and even made Mira apologize. In order to express my apology, I will give His Highness the best thing that Juliet can bring to quench his thirst."
"The best thing is...means..." I shook my head. In my sight, Juliet turned into two, and then into four, as if they had learned the cloning technique of the three-tailed blood fox, and their number continued to grow.
.
Not only her, but other people, even tables, stools, pots and cups, seemed to have learned the art of avatar together and became extremely formidable.
"This is it, Sac crystal wine." Juliet took out a mutton-fat wine bottle as a gift.
I said... why... why does this smell so familiar? It's still... the puree of... that has not been diluted...
After burping from wine, I looked up at Juliet with a smile, and met her gentle and confused smile with countless double images. A second later, two lines of tiger tears suddenly rushed out of my eyes and couldn't stop at all.
Juliet, you are really my Yulemei... No, you are really my sixth person.
Then he fell down with a thud, and a certain druid lay on the table, unconscious.
Before everyone could react, he suddenly stood up straight like a corpse, stepped on the stool with one foot, pointed to the sky with one hand, and at some point held the magic loudspeaker in his other hand, shouting with a fanatical roar.
"Thunder Emperors, pillows, it's time for the God of Song to be conceived again, let's start the applause! The vast sky..."
There was another bang, and a certain druid fell down again, foaming at the mouth, eyes rolling in circles, and this time he really couldn't get up.
The little fox who appeared behind a certain druid retracted his knife and glanced at Juliet, who was still in the script of asking for credit before her brain had time to react, thoughtfully.
Bad guy, it seems that I have misunderstood you, and you are in such a miserable state that you are about to catch up with your old horse...
Chapter completed!