Chapter 2379 Tragic Gott and witty old horse(1/2)
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Not only Hans and the others, but also I was almost moved to tears. It was not easy. Aleus finally made a friend.{3w.
"What on earth is going on with these people?" Seeing our exaggerated reactions one by one, Beya was speechless and felt as if she had fallen into a huge conspiracy trap.
Are you talking to me? Arius tilted his head, thought carefully, and suddenly blurted out: "What the hell!"
In the excitement and cheers, we fell to the ground again.
"It's unmistakable. You were definitely ordered by idiot Wu to tease me, right?" Beiya gritted her teeth and laughed angrily.
"It's not like that." I gave up again and again, but this time no matter how I explained, Beiya was unwilling to listen. It seemed that she had been teased by me too many times and was particularly wary.
In the end, I gritted my teeth and had no choice but to use my trump card.
"Anyway, you see, although Arius is not very good at talking, she is a very interesting person."
After making this strange introduction, I lifted up the cloak and hat on Arius's head as if nothing had happened. In an instant, this little rotten girl with slow words and deeds immediately turned into an assassin with flying red hair and sharp eyes.
girl.
If I put the cloak and hat back on...
In the blink of an eye, Aleus became the timid little rotten girl Aleus again.
"Oh oh oh!" Beya was stunned. Her round eyes were wide open, with an expression as if she had seen an alien.
No wonder her, Arius's one-click face-changing ability is really amazing. His temperament and expression when he puts on the hat and when he lifts the hat are completely two people. I also had a lot of fun at the beginning because of this... cough
Ahem, no, I was very surprised because of this.
"Look, she didn't notice the changes in herself. She is indeed an idiot. Now do you believe that what she just said was unintentional?"
"Yeah. I kind of believe it." Faced with my well-founded words, Beiya was completely convinced, saying that it was just a subconscious act of arrogance.
"Can...can you give me a try?"
"casual."
So Beja came up carefully, took off Aleus's hat, put it on, took it off, put it on. Repeatedly, the more he played, the more surprised he became, and the more he played, the happier he was. Just like me back then... Ahem, that's not right.
, I mean, as surprised as I was at the beginning.
Arius didn't notice his changes at all, he just kept wondering why these people like to play with their hats so much. Well, let them play as much as they like if they find it fun. They are really a bunch of weirdos, and they are as weird as the teacher.
Her expression clearly revealed this meaning.
Wait, since when did I become a weirdo?!
"I'm sorry, Hans, I have no choice but to use this trick." Looking back, I apologized to Aleus's brother, I burst into tears and couldn't help myself.
"I know, I know you've tried your best, brother Wu, I won't blame you." Hans also couldn't stop crying, desperately wiping his tears and nose.
"Besides the ability to change faces, is there anything else you are good at?"
Over there, the relationship between Beja and Aleus seems to be warming up. Perhaps because she is an idiot, Beja can vaguely understand Aleus's four-character mantra and many incorrect dialogues.
"Hmph, Aleus, there is a band." Hearing this, the little fujoshi proudly puffed out her breasts. Because she was wearing a cloak, she seemed to have small breasts. Perhaps it was precisely because of this that Beiya agreed more.
But I can only say, Beja, you have underestimated the concealing ability of her cloak. If you make friends with Aleus just for this reason, you will definitely cry in the future. Aleus's fighting power is extraordinary.
Ask me why I know.
"Oh, band?"
Beya's eyes lit up. As an elf, she must be very interested in elegant things such as poetry and music. Of course, I don't know if she can do it. Speaking of which, I haven't seen this girl playing a musical instrument or playing a musical instrument.
Is it possible that I am really bad at singing, and I dare not show it in front of me, the galactic singer... no, the galactic singer? Hmm, the possibility is very high.
"That's right, the band, Aleus is the saxophone and the accordion." Aleus was also a little excited. It is the most common mentality for people to share their favorite things with others and get their approval.
That's right, that's it, use the sound of your soul to calm Beiya and capture her in one breath!
"Arius, it's time to go." Seeing Arius put on the saxophone and was about to take action, I looked at him with relief and encouragement, but at this moment, Hans and the others screamed in tragic gestures with tears running down their faces.
They all rushed forward and stopped Aleus with all their skills.
"No, Hannah, even if we can't be friends, we can't have evil intentions to kill the other person." Hans, as the older brother, said seriously.
What and what? This is...
"I can't help it, but Aleus has other things he's good at." His saxophone was taken away by his brother. Aleus was very unhappy, but in order to successfully make friends, she also worked hard, so she thought about it.
I thought, and immediately took out something else.
"I am very good at writing books. Do you want to read them?"
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhest but, i swoop up and snatched the book away from him.
"Teacher, you can't wait, want to see?" Seeing my actions, Aleus clasped his hands together, his eyes were shining, and he was filled with an inexplicable sense of happiness.
Looking at Aleus and then at Beja, I nodded my head with tears in my eyes.
"Then, give it to the teacher, but apart from that, Aleus can't bring out anything else." Aleus said very happily, but a little troubled.
"Hans, I don't think Arius is suitable for making friends." On the other side, I knelt down on the ground, and Hans, who was in the same posture, washed his face with tears, and the blood and tears continued, as if in just a few minutes
Time has gone through the vicissitudes of the world.
"I...I think so too. It's better not to force Hannah in the future."
"Seconded."
"Don't worry, even if Hannah can't make friends, won't we still take care of her?"
"Yes, as long as we work harder, maybe we can make up for the gap in Hannah's desire for friendship."
"How to make up for it? How about I sacrifice myself and dress up as a woman to be Aleus's friend?" Barr thought about it seriously and said seriously.
Everyone imagined in their minds the scene of Barr putting on a girl's skirt and posing, spraying rice at the same time, and immediately beat this guy up.
"Go away. I would rather Hannah not make friends than let her see a pervert!" Hans gritted his teeth.
No. I think Arius is already a pervert... Seeing the ferocious girl-control expression on Hans's face, I just dared to say these words bubbling in my heart.
Everyone talked about it and finally came to a conclusion. Aleus's plan to find a hundred children was temporarily suspended.
Then, many people came one after another, such as the sheep, mule, and chicken team led by Gott, who barged in carelessly, but was arrested and imprisoned by Master Horadric because Gott was only wearing a pair of animal skin underwear.
Yes, the charge is that it is indecent.
To be honest, I really want him to stay in there for a few days and don't want to let him out easily.
"Hahahaha, what an accident, an accident." I made a special trip to the prison to bail him out. The gorilla was still smiling heartily, as if he had experienced a brand new life.
"Didn't I hear, Brother Wu, that the Horadric people lacked fabrics due to millennia of siege and could only use animal skins to make clothes? That's why they put on such clothes, thinking that the Horadric people would be more familiar with them.
, I didn’t expect them to arrest me without saying a word.”
"The question is, how many years have they been out of trouble?" I asked expressionlessly.
"Ale? Well, I forgot about it." After thinking about it, the gorilla simply gave up the treatment.
"Okay, just pretend you forgot." I paused and pointed at Mishan, who was looking around with a serious face, as if he was looking for a place to relieve himself, and Khan, who was constantly doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics for primary school students.
"How about at least wearing as much as them?"
Mishan was wearing a tight animal skin mail armor, Khan was wearing an animal skin battle skirt, half of his chest was exposed, and looking at Gaut, he was only wearing a pair of animal skin underwear.
No matter how you look at it, the one in the front is a middle grader, the one in the middle is an idiot, and the one in the back is a pervert.
"What are you talking about, brother Wu, have you forgotten our common dream of running freely by the river? Things like clothes are just shackles that bind our souls and thoughts!"
Gott suddenly burst into tears and loudly expressed his perverted views.
That... guard, I regretted it. I'd better send this guy back to prison and keep him there until the wedding is over.
After taking a few deep breaths, I resisted the urge to carry this guy back to the cell. I patted Gott's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "Then, please restrain your soul and mind, and be sure to wear it."
Put on the yoke.”
Probably frightened by my expression, the Gorilla remained silent and nodded blankly.
Really, without Sister Lina, this orangutan started to act recklessly without anyone taking care of it.
"By the way, where is Sister Lina?"
"She is busy these days and can't come. She asked me to come over." Gao Te seemed to finally think of his tigress, and shrank his neck, not daring to be presumptuous anymore.
"By the way, Akara, Kane and the others probably won't be able to come either, but they will try their best to come before Brother Wu's wedding in the Horadric tribe of the first world."
"Is that so...wait a minute, who will be the representative of the alliance?" I suddenly realized something was wrong.
"Oh, what, can't I?" Just at this moment, a clear and familiar voice came from behind. Looking back, it was Hagas, the leader of the Second World Alliance.
"It turns out to be Elder Hagas, of course." I was stunned for a moment, and then nodded quickly. This guy is a student of Akara, in other words, he is a big fox, and he cannot be offended easily.
"Idiot Gott, how is Lina? Being a soldier commander in the first world, is she too big and underqualified? Hagas stepped forward with a smile on her face and said hello to Gott.
He seemed to be familiar with me, and then he turned around and looked at me carefully with his shining eyes.
"To be honest, I'm quite surprised. I didn't expect Kleisina to be so anxious. I heard that you did some good things in the third world. Is that so?"
To be continued...