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I said goodbye to Raphael and walked out of her tent. Along the way, I kept thinking deeply, and my whole person revealed the temperament of a thinker, as if my IQ suddenly jumped by a hundred points, giving people the feeling of being unclear and powerful.

The thing about the Ice Blue Water Man is very clear. I can't handle the eternally frozen water now, and the wrath of Duriel is not something that any alliance powerhouse can bear. Although Tarasha's artifact necklace is very tempting, but

At this moment, I can only say sorry to the strongest man in the human race for nearly ten thousand years. I am not feeling well. We will talk about it another day.

What I'm worried about is Caroline. I can't let her go on like this. I don't really care. I lack everything around me, except for those arrogant maids who refuse to serve their master properly. There's not a single one of them.

Too much.

What I'm worried about is Caroline. Her sense of responsibility and self-esteem are so strong. Maybe after three or two days, if she still can't change, she will return to her former self, despair inside, and commit suicide in front of me to apologize. It's not impossible.

I thought about it and thought that a woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of the sea. How could a man like me be able to touch it? So I humbly asked the saint in the necklace, hoping she could give me some advice.

"This saint is very busy." The little ghost was still playing with her [Fifth-level Rubik's Cube] and said something strange.

"Talasha's artifact was born, and I don't know what its properties are. If I can get it back, it would be nice to wear another one." I said to myself.

Then the next moment, there was a flash of white light, and the little ghost fell from the sky and bit my head and wouldn't let go.

A series of screams rang through the sky for a long time. Then I subdued the little saint, held her tightly in my arms and kissed her.

"If you don't want to change the necklace, that's fine."

"That's pretty much it." The little ghost won the battle and raised his chin in his arms triumphantly.

"Change to a saint..." I muttered again.

So the next moment, the familiar scream sounded again.

"Don't change! I won't change anything!" If you want to die, you will die. At this time, I burst into tears. I deeply understood the meaning of these words.

"Okay, stop tinkering with this poor bell, it's almost rusting from the sweat of your hands." I snatched the sacred exorcism field from the little ghost's hand and frowned.

"Nonsense, nonsense, this holy girl doesn't have sweaty hands. It's Xiaofan, the idiot, who is covered in stinky sweat." It was about the girl's reputation and image, the little ghost retorted loudly.

"Oh, really? You can't just say it. You have to check it. Come on, take off your clothes and let Ben Druid smell it all over your body. Hey hey hey~~~" I looked at him like an infatuated man on a tram.

With a little ghost.

"Sss~~~ The pervert Xiaofan is really perverted, worse than the Duke of Beasts." The little ghost hugged his body tightly and looked at me angrily.

"I don't like it when you say that to me. There is a story. A man and a woman had to lie on the same bed for some reasons. The girl put a bowl of water in the middle and said to the boy. If you can cross this bowl of water,

, that’s a beast. As a result, the boy kept to himself and didn’t move all night. The next morning, what do you think the girl said? "

"[You bastard, are you the funny boy sent by Xiaofan?] Is that so?" the little ghost pretended to be confused.

I:"……"

Why does this little saint refuse to follow my lead honestly and calmly? Can we still have a pleasant conversation?

"Ahem. Anyway, what I want to say is..." I looked at the little ghost seriously with clear eyes.

"I am a beast."

"..."

Wait... wait. Something seems to be wrong. I seem to be buried in the hole I dug, bastard!

The most disgusting thing is that the little ghost refused to let go at this time and gave a fatal blow. She sighed in a pitiful tone: "Xiao Fan, if I didn't say this to you, even if you want to be a qualified beast,

, it also requires a certain level of IQ, you’d better go back and practice again.”

Fu Guoda! Fu Squid Kai!

"Ahem, I want to talk to you about something serious." After coughing a few times, I pushed this embarrassing topic aside as if it was nothing. In order to avoid the little ghost complaining again, I wisely continued to speak without waiting for her to speak.

"Regarding Karen, she has been acting very abnormally these past few days. Didn't you notice?"

"No, this saint didn't wear women's clothes, nor did she eat the food she cooked. How could she find out?"

"..." Don't you know everything clearly?

"So, is there any way to make Colgate return to normal?"

"Even if you say so, if you want to do something, you must at least find out the reason why little Caroline became like this." The little ghost was pretending to be confused again, because she knew everything clearly.

"It's still not like that... ahem, that kiss a few days ago." I whispered, and the farther back I went, the softer my voice became.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Xiaofan was only half right." The little ghost who suddenly transformed into a love expert pushed up the bridge of his nose solemnly, with an expert expression on his face, and cast an incomprehensible look at me.

"Please give me some advice." I have to admit, I was frightened by her appearance.

"First of all, the fundamental reason is because Xiaofan kissed little Caroline."

Isn’t this nonsense? I began to doubt Zhou Daxian in front of me.

"But, the direct reason is because Xiaofan only kissed little Caroline."

"What does it mean to just kiss?" I was confused.

"It means that if you had just pushed her down, Xiaofan, this wouldn't have happened. It was just a kiss, but it made little Carole worried about gain and loss." The little ghost sighed, as if thinking about it.

My EQ condolences.

"I seem to understand, but I don't seem to understand." I had a confused look on my face. I had a sixth sense that the little ghost had hit the point, but after thinking about it carefully, I still couldn't figure it out.

Why is Caroline worried about gains and losses? Isn't she even ready to go to bed at any time? I have no doubt that as long as I have such a need and tell her, she will take the initiative to provide it without giving orders.

I warm the bed.

Why was it just a kiss now that made her become like this?

"So, the worst thing to do is to do things half-heartedly. You either don't do it at all, or you do it all at once. You only do it a little bit. If you do it half-heartedly, it will make both parties uncomfortable." He looked at me in distress and confusion.

The little ghost looks like a senior love expert. The female anchor of the late-night emotional consultation radio station is famous all over the country for saying that a good woman is me, and I am Alice.

"Forget it, let's put this kind of thing aside for now and just tell me how to make Kaluga return to normal." I shook my head. I planned to go straight to the trouble.

"Didn't I just say that?"

"where?"

"As long as you push little Carole down, she will return to normal immediately."

I:"……"

This... will I be stabbed into a bear skewer by her sword?

I originally thought that Caroline could do it at any time even if she was sleeping with her, but after this kiss, I had deep doubts about my personality charm. Maybe... In fact, Caroline hates me, or I can say she hates me very much.

There is a certain aspect of me that she has never shown just because she is my personal maid.

"Ah ah ah, where did all this mess come from? Didn't Xiaofan want to go straight to Huanglong?" The little ghost shouted impatiently. She wanted to go back to play with the Rubik's Cube.

"I always feel that the words coming out of your mouth are very unreliable."

"You've been entertaining this saint with your feelings, haven't you?" The little ghost raised his eyebrows and stared.

"I believe it. Isn't it enough that I believe it?"

"Yes, this is the momentum. Keep following this momentum!"

"Oh, oh, oh, after hearing what you said, it seems like a raging momentum surged from my heart. It was unstoppable and overwhelming!" I turned into a Super Saiyan, and my whole body was on fire.

"I know Xiaofan's character best. Once this momentum weakens, there may be no chance again."

"Really?" I looked shocked.

"Who else in the world can understand Xiamen better than me?" The little ghost said arrogantly.

"It seems like there really isn't."

"That's right."

"So I'm going to do this now?"

"Riding on this momentum, I found little Caroline and asked her to sleep with her immediately!"

"So direct, so rough. But it seems to be very effective!"

"Of course, it will become normal the next day if you keep little Calgate."

"But wouldn't it be too direct..." I hesitated a little and covered the mouth of my moral bottle uneasily, always feeling that I would lose something if I wasn't careful.

"It's already this time. Is that little bit of moral integrity more important than letting little Chloe return to normal? In your mind, isn't even this little bit of moral integrity not as important as little Charlotte?"

The little ghost stirred my soul, and the instrument sounded loudly in my ears like morning bells and evening drums, which woke me up.

"No, is that possible?" I slowly loosened the mouth of my moral bottle, showing a look of sadness and indignation at being slandered.

"Is integrity really that important to Xiaofan?!" The little ghost continued to ring the bell in my ear.

"No, it's not important!" I clenched my fists and shouted loudly.

"Tell me, how much is Xiaofan's integrity worth a pound!" The little ghost raised his fist high.

"Hardware... no, five copper coins per pound!" My blood boiled. Morality and so on are like weeds, just cut them off. They will grow back anyway, so they are worthless.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, it's worthless at all, not even a copper coin!"
To be continued...