Chapter 2144 The elves also have a black history(1/2)
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When I returned to the small town of Lalula, I wanted to see little Buko. She happened to have left with the hunting team when I came back last time. I expected to meet her this time when I came back, but it was too late. If I go to the Sky Tribe now
, I had to be persuaded by Grandpa Somako and the others for a while, so after thinking about it for a while, I could only say sorry in my heart, and then quickly returned to the Elf King City in the dark night.
It seems that we did not expect that we would come back at this time. When we reached the foot of the Crystal Tree, the maid Huang Duanzi got the news and hurriedly came to greet us.
"What's wrong? It's really strange. According to everyone's guesses, you should be late for half a month before returning. What happened? Has Little Black Carbon reached level 40?"
When the mother and daughter met, the maid of Huang Duanzi held the little Heitan in her arms very affectionately. She usually had a vicious tongue that was merciless to me, but now she spoke gentle words, and the bottle of moral integrity that always fell away was also tightly covered.
The mouth of the bottle, looking at it this way, really looks like a virtuous and gentle wife and maid.
Although I have said this a thousand times, I still can't help but wonder in my heart, why is there such a big gap between people? Occasionally, he treats me as gently as he treats little black carbon.
"Well, something happened and I had to come back." I nodded vaguely.
"Sure enough, I wondered if this was the case. How could some strange events not happen when His Highness is around? Fortunately, everyone is fine." Even my maid with troublesome physique sighed and said.
Do you dare to say this to Artoria?
I rolled my eyes at her, not wanting to argue with this stingy and timid maid, and went straight to the point and asked, "What is Grandma Yalandlan doing now?"
"The Great Elder should have gone to bed by this time. Why is it so important?" After hearing what I said, the maidservant also showed a solemn expression.
"It's important, but it's not urgent. Grandma Yalandan has already taken a rest, so forget it. It won't be too late to talk about it tomorrow." I thought about it and shook my head. Grandma Yalandan is not in good health, even if Kajie
No matter how worried I am about my son, I can only talk about it after one night.
"Take Xiao Heitan and Xilusi to take a bath first, and let others prepare dinner. Have a good rest tonight, something happened. Everyone may be tired."
She was very concerned about what was happening in my mouth, but now was not the time to ask. The maidservant nodded, took her daughters away, and turned her eyes to the little fox.
"What are you doing?" This little sky fox thought that I sent everyone away because I wanted to do something to her, so it immediately puffed and flicked its shiny and supple fox tail. It showed a vigilant look and its face was slightly red.
"Look what you are thinking. Didn't you just say that I am not allowed to bathe Kajiel anymore? I will leave this glorious and arduous task to you now. Watch her carefully."
"Hmm... Well, that's what happened. Of course it's no problem. Who told you, a bad guy, to show such a charming expression? It would be weird if I didn't misunderstand you." The little fox, knowing that he had misunderstood, decisively shied away the responsibility and let me get better.
A moment of sadness.
After nearly an hour of transformation, the little angel felt a little sleepy. After rubbing his eyes in a daze, he came out, along with Elijah, and was taken into the bathroom by the little fox.
"Very good. That's all the arrangements." I raised my head and chest, as if I had completed an extraordinary task, and then smiled at the little ghost in the necklace who must not have slept yet.
"There are only two of us left. There is nothing we can do. We just need to wash together."
"There is nothing you can do to exorcise the devil!"
It's just a joke, but after all, we have been an old married couple for so many years.
In the end, the little fox still didn't complete the task well. Kajier rushed out of the bathroom in the middle of washing and wandered around. The little fox hurriedly followed me out of the hall. After staring at me blankly for a few seconds, he lowered his head.
She looked at her naked state, then screamed and threw a heavy wood table next to her with one hand.
I:"……"
I'm really unlucky, and I'm choking on my saliva. Who did I provoke?
I had no choice but to help Kajier take a bath in the end. I also took a bath myself. After dinner, I rolled on the bed and fell asleep. Too many things happened, especially secrets.
What I saw in the laboratory made my mood fluctuate greatly. My body was not tired, but my heart was already tired.
After a good sleep, I was woken up by the dazzling light early the next morning. I found a soft thing in my arms, and my nose was filled with the familiar fragrance of tulips. I suddenly opened my eyes and saw that the little maid
He hurriedly closed his eyes and said, "I'd better sleep, don't wake me up".
"You stupid maid, you seduced the master and sneaked into my bed. What crime do you deserve?" I couldn't help but peck the little maid's lips.
"It's the idiot prince who has taken over my bed." The maid knew that she couldn't hide it, so she opened her eyes with a red face and muttered in defense.
"Your bed?" I raised my head slightly, glanced around, and found that it seemed to be like this.
It's just... I remember that this little maid's room had many bedrooms with the same layout. She explained that in order to prevent me from attacking at night, she made many rooms the same, like a maze. But before we met, these rooms were all the same.
It already exists.
So the correct answer is that these rooms are not to guard against me, but to guard against her sister, Caroline, who is always getting into trouble. In order to have time to escape before being caught by her sister, she set up the three cunning rabbit holes.
The layout was really embarrassing for her.
Putting this aside, there are actually many identical bedrooms. I occupied one, and she can choose another one at will. There is no need to sneak in.
I wanted to continue teasing this tough-tongued little maid, so I pointed out the flaw, and she explained confidently that because this room was her favorite and most used, she couldn't give it up easily.
You're lying, but I can't find any other reason to overturn her explanation, so I can only stare.
It's getting late, don't you have to deal with things? I hugged the little maid's soft body. The distance between our faces was less than an inch. After looking at each other for a long time, I spoke first.
"Of course I have to go, but I have to keep an eye on the idiot prince in case he does something strange in my room." The little maid explained.
"That means, as long as I don't leave and I'm still lying here, you won't get up?"
"Yes." She nodded vigorously, her deep purple eyes filled with a bit of pride and a bit of coquettishness.
"There's really nothing I can do about you." Seeing such a cute little maid, I wanted to take a bite before getting up, but what happened with Ka Jieer made me uneasy, so I had to get up immediately after being affectionate with the pornographic maid for a while.
"Arrange for Grandma Yalandlan and I to meet today."
"I knew the idiot prince would say this. It was already arranged on the Great Elder's schedule last night."
"Well done, Jeluka, I suddenly noticed that you have become cuter. Come on, give your master a kiss."
"Stupid~~damn~~ I am a personal maid with integrity, dignity and reserve, so I won't be so casual. Go ahead and kiss your own toes."
I:"……"
"Wow. The Beast Prince has made a sneak attack. He will be arrested and put in prison to live a lifetime of [beep]. Faced with the Beast Prince's estrus day and night, no amount of contraceptive pills will be of any use. Eight
Ten years later, she will be the mother of a hundred children."
I:"……"
I originally thought that the elves were the pure land where I could accumulate moral integrity, but now it seems that I thought too much.
The time was arranged in the afternoon. When I came to Yalandlan's study again, I found that the pornographic maid was also standing behind her, with a respectful smile. Judging from her dignified and perfect maid posture, it was completely imaginable.
It’s no secret that this little maid told so many shameless and dirty jokes in the morning.
Maybe I made the matter more serious last night, and even the intelligence chief dropped what he was doing to listen. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if she knows.
"Dear Wu, I heard that you came back in a hurry during the training. Could it be that something happened again?" Yalandlan asked first.
"Yes, there are some things I want to ask Grandma Yalandan about. I hope I won't disturb you." I responded respectfully, wait, what does "again" mean? It sounds like I have a criminal record.
"No, no, let's talk. From Jeluka's description, it seems to be quite important. It makes me even an old man become curious, what happened next to you?" Yalandlan laughed.
road.
But I guess she will stop laughing soon.
"This matter... is probably related to the elves. Forget it, I have a notebook here, let you take a look at it first." I don't know where to start, so I simply took the only notebook I found in the secret laboratory.
He came out and handed it over to Xiao Xiao.
"Oh, I didn't expect you also learned to whet your appetite. What is it?" Yalandan gently opened the notebook with a simple color while drinking tea, with a serious look on his face.
"It's the ancient Elf language... Could it be that you encountered the ruins during your training?"
"Yes, Grandma Yalandlan, please read the content inside. I can't understand the ancient Elvish language, so it's hard to explain." I glanced at her secretly and found that her eyes were wandering on the second page.
, can’t help but feel a little uneasy.
The third page, the fourth page... After turning less than one-thirtieth of the way, Yalandlan's face became serious. After turning a few more pages, the seriousness turned into an ugly look, with a burst of blue and white.
I have never seen Yalandlan, whose calmness is better than Akala's, show such an expression.
A few seconds later, there was a crisp sound, and the teacup in Alan Lan's hand fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. However, the old man ignored it and remained focused, and looked at the contents of the note with an increasingly depressed expression. Such a reaction
, leaving Jeluka who was standing behind her at a loss.
Time is ticking, no matter how shocking the content is, and how ugly Yalandlan's face is, she still insists on flipping through page after page and reading the content. I admire her patience.
More than an hour later, Yalandan opened the last page and let out a long breath. His face became much better than before, and in the blink of an eye, he returned to his former gentle smile that made people feel like spring breeze.
For this, I can only praise, Grandma Yalandan is so powerful, please accept my knee. At least, when I saw the secret laboratory, I was far from able to calm down so quickly. And Yalandan
The notes I read must involve more secrets and dark history that I couldn't see at the time.
"Dear Wu, you really discovered something remarkable. If it weren't for the marriage between the two clans, I would now doubt whether you brought this notebook here on purpose and wanted to assassinate me using this alternative method."
She smiled slightly and immediately told a joke that made me cry.
"Grandma Yalandlan, please speak softly. If others hear this and spread it, I will no longer be able to live in the Dark Continent."
I showed a bitter expression. This old fox was indeed treacherous. She had no disadvantage at all. I brought back the notes and stimulated her. She immediately made such a joke and stimulated my little heart with some color.
"Sorry, sorry, because the content inside is really... too shocking. I'm not kidding, I always feel depressed. It almost makes me breathless."
"I can understand." He nodded with deep approval. When I found out that the secret laboratory was conducting forbidden experiments, I felt so depressed and uncomfortable.
"Wu, do you mind giving this notebook to me?" After a pause, Yalandan suddenly asked.
To be continued...