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"Listen to my explanation, it's not like this..." Facing the angry look of the pornographic maid, I said those clichéd lines like all the men in the world who have cheated.

"What else can be explained? You, the wild pervert prince." The yellow-faced maid's cheeks were bulging like buns, and her fair and pointed elf ears were dyed pink from shame and anger.

Wild pervert...this...does it mean that I have obtained a new achievement and a new title?

After coughing twice, I calmed down a little, and slowly realized that the sex between the little fox and I was not about stealing. The relationship between the two of us was open and aboveboard, and everyone knew it.

So this is not the key point. The key point is that this behavior caused a little...well, quite a lot of trouble.

To sort out these relationships, I have to make some choices, and simply treat cheating... No, it's blatant cheating... That's not right, they say it's not cheating, it's love, the sublimation of love, eh

Um.

"No, we weren't that careless. We only went back after taking a shower, and the little black carbon didn't show any abnormal color at that time."

"Oh Huo? Do you mean that I should praise you for being so considerate and considerate of Xiao Heitan after you have done all those shameless and impetuous things? Do you mean to say that I should admire you and say thank you?"

"No need..." My momentum weakened a bit, and I looked away with a dry smile.

"Now that you have thought of this, why do you think Xiao Heitan would behave like this? Can you please explain?" The maidservant continued to attack, like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, and she was so jealous.

"This...I am also wondering about this. How did Xiao Heitan discover it? Did she lie to us at that time? She obviously smelled something, but she pretended to be calm?" I scratched my head, puzzled, and couldn't understand it.

Maybe, my well-behaved and honest little Heitan cannot be so Oscar-worthy!

"It must be all because the idiot prince showed some flaws."

"Why do you insist it's me? Maybe it's a little fox!"

"Because the idiot prince is the stupidest! The most careless!"

"..." Although it is very hurtful, what the dirty joke maid said is right. If the only people who expose the flaw are me and the little fox, then anyone with a normal IQ will definitely ignore the little fox and treat the suspicious ones

His eyes fell on me.

An oppressive gap in IQ? Damn it! Are mortals at fault? Assholes!

"Wait, I think now is not the time to discuss who is at fault..."

"Wow, what a corny excuse to get away from responsibility."

"Okay I'm sorry."

"There is no sincerity at all."

"What do you want from me, stupid maid!" I was also angry, turned into an angry hungry wolf, caught the little maid who had just escaped from my arms, turned her over, and pressed her under me.

He patted his pink face and made a fierce gesture.

"If you make me angry again, be careful I do something perverted to you."

"Don't touch me... you stupid beastly lower half animal prince... you are not allowed to touch me with your body that is tainted with the scent of another woman." The little maid said with tears in her eyes, timid but strong.

"Um... I'm a little embarrassed, but haven't I experienced this before? Why are you angry now?" I muttered softly.

"Say...what are you talking about, you idiot prince!" The maidservant was instantly ashamed and her face turned as red as an apple. Of course she knew the previous experience I was referring to. Which one it was.

It was Artoria's first test, in order to accumulate enough energy for the birth of little King Arthur, and the shameless threesome life we ​​lived with the three of us in the Valley of Ice.

"That...that is a special situation, and...and because it is Her Majesty the Queen..." She covered her face, and after a while, the dirty maid defended in a low voice without looking at the shame.

"It's as if you have never been jealous of Artoria. You jealous maid." I muttered in response.

"No, my loyalty to Your Majesty can be seen from the sun and the moon." The maid of Huang Duanzi put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.

"So, I got jealous in a place where neither the sun nor the moon shines, right?"

"Woo~~~" The little maid who was right by me moaned like a puppy.

"Okay, don't be angry. My little maid Jeluka is the cutest and best-behaved, and I've already taken two baths, right?" I touched my head comfortingly, lowered my body slightly, and kissed her gently.

After a deep kiss, the little maid's expression was still a little angry, but there was no resistance as before.

"Anyway... I'm just a toy of the Beast Prince anyway. I have no right to be angry. I know, hum." After finding a step, the little maid snorted heavily to express her dissatisfaction.

"Yes, yes, you are my most important toy, an irreplaceable toy. No one can touch you except me." I touched my forehead lightly and smiled.

"Humph, the domineering prince, let's forget he was trampled to death by ten thousand horses."

The little maid had acted coquettishly enough and got satisfaction from my words. Her tone immediately softened. With the lethality of ten thousand horses, it was almost a hint that "I am now a soft girl and can be pinched at any time."

, I won’t be angry at all.”

"Okay, let's continue to take a look at the whereabouts of Little Heitan. Maybe there was a misunderstanding from the beginning. She is not heading towards... ahem, towards those things." He turned over and sat up, taking advantage of the situation.

I picked up the pornographic maid and let her sit in my arms again. I pointed at the stack of information and said innocently.

"Huh, you still want to quibble, I've already seen it." The little maid hummed like a pig, pulled out the last few pages of information, and read it while reading.

"According to the intelligence, Xiao Heitan returned to the place where you camped last night, looking for something there, and finally stopped under a tree a few miles away from the camp... Hehehehe, His Highness the Prince of Ghost Beast Field War, now

Is there anything else you want to say?”

"No...no..." A few miles away, under a tree, these key testimonies made me lose my temper at all and lowered my head in shame.

"As expected, it's right here, right here with that fox... Wow!" The little maid finally calmed down, but showed signs of going berserk again. She hugged her arms desperately, but she was hugged tightly by me.

He tried his best. In the end, he lost his temper and grabbed my arm and bit it.

Stupid elf, this arm of mine has been tested by the sharp teeth of a certain ghost saint that can bite diamonds. With your little attack power, it is simply weak.

I thought this in my heart. Of course I couldn't show it. I had to scream in pain a few times and pretend to be pitiful.

"What's next, Xiao Heitan... what did she do?" I asked in a low voice, guilty, as if I couldn't bear the cruel answer, after waiting for the pornographic maid to calm down.

"Next..." I glanced over. The little maid deliberately prolonged her tone, which made me uneasy for a while. My heart was pounding so fast that I was about to jump out of my chest, and then she said slowly.

"Little Heitan just looked there for a few times and then left angrily."

"Huh?" The unexpected answer left me stunned.

Could this little maid have deliberately brought up such an ending to reduce my guilt? I was already prepared to accept my fate.

"Why are you looking at me suspiciously? I'm not kind enough to defend you, the lecherous cat prince. Facts are facts, and the dignity of the intelligence chief cannot be tarnished." The little maid rolled her eyes at me and said arrogantly.

"Really just looked at it a few times and didn't do anything else?"

"Really. There is no need to lie to you."

"That's great, but why?" I breathed a sigh of relief, but was confused.

"Why, you feel disappointed? Because my daughter couldn't eat my own food... Wuwuwu~~~"

I tightly covered the mouth of the pornographic maid. Because if I didn’t cover it in time, the pornographic and unscrupulous maid would say something very, very outrageous. Maybe even the God who was washing the floor in the Space and Time Administration would want to see it.

If we can't go on, the divine thunder from the sky will bring harmony to our two unruly master-servant couple.

"Actually, the answer is very simple." The little maid repeatedly promised with her eyes that she would not make any pornographic jokes before I let go of her mouth. She was a little proud and yet extremely jealous as she began to analyze.

"Although there is indeed something that attracts Little Black Carbon, there must also be something that Little Black Carbon hates. Night Demon not only hates women's blood, but also other liquids, especially one that is even more disgusting to Night Demon than blood.

.”

"Well……"

"Prince Idiot, do you know what the liquid I am referring to is?" the little maid asked with a murderous smile.

I don't want to guess about the strange liquid you mentioned, but I know that you are acting like a "sequin" female anchor now.

It turns out that it was because of the mixture of the little fox... ahem, that led to the defeat of the little black carbon. It was a great blessing among the misfortunes. After figuring out everything, I finally let go of the stone hanging in my heart.

But there is still a question...how was small black carbon discovered?

As if she saw my final confusion, the little maid took out a map from somewhere and pointed on it.

"The place where you camp is here, and the place where you and Saintess Tianhu do those shameless things is here."

"So what? What does it have to do with location?"

"This is the reason that only elves like us who live here all year round can see. The answer is very simple. Even the clever and intelligent Sky Fox Saint has ignored the details. It is the location where Feng camp is located.

It’s downwind of the place where things can happen without shame or impatience, you know?”

"I know, it's only a few miles away, and with the downwind position, the Night Demon with a very sensitive nose can smell it easily."

"Yes, it can also explain why Xiao Heitan didn't show abnormal color when you went back, because she had already smelled it and showed abnormal color before you went back. By the time you went back, she had calmed down.

, at least that’s the surface.”

"The mystery has finally been solved. It seems that we can form a pair of detective masters and servants. After defeating the Hell Clan, we can travel around the continent as famous detectives and help everyone solve mysterious cases."

I pinched the pipe (?) in my mouth deeply and said this.

"I'm so proud. It's all my fault." The little maid sneered at my shameless behavior of putting money on my face, but then a look of longing appeared on her face. Probably, the life I just described made me feel proud.

She was very moved.

Even if you know it will never come true, you can at least dream. In this dark continent, even having a sweet dream is a very luxurious thing.

"Okay, Xiao Heitan should be back soon. Let's go out to greet her."
To be continued...