Chapter 2019 Journey to Gensokyo(1/2)
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The Kohaku Princess is an activist. After she put down the work of cleaning the shrine, she immediately went back to her room to get ready. I thought she wanted to change her clothes. After all, wearing an armpit-baring witch costume or something like that and walking around in her hometown was still a little bit...
Shameful, as the saying goes, shameful and shameful... uh, is this what it means?
However, I obviously underestimated the shame of the Red and White Princess. Within a few seconds, her door opened. I was still surprised at how quickly she changed her clothes. Could it be that she yelled and transformed and then wow?
With a sound, the rhythm of changing clothes was changed in the white light.
It's a pity that this guy didn't change any clothes and was still wearing the same armpit-baring witch costume. Apparently her hometown can no longer stop her from showing off her integrity.
If there is any change compared to just now, it is that she has an extra basket on her back, similar to the baskets that traveling merchants always carry on their backs.
I:"……"
Red and White Princess: "..."
"Go pick up moral integrity?" I tried to ask. After all, as long as she had one more hook in her hand, wouldn't she look like those homeless people picking up garbage? Maybe the sales of moral integrity were finally running out, so I planned to go down the mountain to pick up some.
I think my reasoning is well-founded and convincing, because the other party is the Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity. What is the Princess of One Hundred Thousand Integrity? It does not mean that she has one hundred thousand integrity, but that each time she sells the integrity is in units of one hundred thousand.
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"Oh, that's so rude."
Perhaps my thoughts were expressed on my face, but the red and white princess saw me clearly, and she showed a slightly dissatisfied expression.
"The food reserve of the shrine has been almost exhausted, so I have to go down the mountain to buy some. Yesterday, an enemy foolishly offered a large sum of money, huh, huh, huh."
"Yes! That stupid scapegoat is standing right in front of you! And I'm swearing in my heart that I will never worship him again!" I burst into tears and angrily stirred up the coffee table in my soul.
"Hmph, you are so naive. Women are such creatures. They already know how to empty a man's wallet from the moment they are born. Give up your resistance."
"Hurry up and apologize to all the good women in the world, now!"
All in all, it seems that I can't stop the red and white princess from coming down the mountain in such a weird dress.
"Aren't you going to be cold?" There was another gust of cold wind on the top of the mountain, which made me shudder involuntarily. I asked as I looked at the cool and bare armpit-revealing witch costume of the Red and White Princess.
"Because it's made of talisman paper, it has a heating function." The red and white princess tugged on her collar and said nonchalantly.
This is a business opportunity. A huge business opportunity!
I roared in my heart, but I wouldn't tell the Red and White Princess why she was teasing me just now.
"At least the exposed parts will be cold." He looked up and down at the princess of 100,000 integrity, especially looking at her armpits, you know.
"Women are very cold-resistant creatures."
"I always feel like you are about to say something very rude to a woman again."
"As long as the [Beep] and [Beep] parts are warm enough, it's actually fine. So, I put heating talisman paper on both the [Beep] and [Beep] parts, and the effect is outstanding." Hong.
Princess Bai gave me a hearty thumbs up.
I:"……"
I don’t know how to complain, and I won’t complain even to death this time.
"Because it's too hot, these two places are a little sweaty. No... maybe it's not sweat."
I:"……"
Bear it, I am the savior, you must bear it!
"A strange feeling came over me. Is this the Huaichun girl mentioned in the book?"
I:"……"
No...it's not possible anymore. It's okay for everyone. Just beat me unconscious, otherwise I will lose! Oh oh oh oh!!!
Fortunately, after three moral attacks, the red and white princess finally restrained herself, closed her eyes and looked at my blushing face carefully.
"Wu, it's quite hard."
Whose fault is it that I have to work so hard?
After glaring at her, I stepped forward without saying a word, took the lead in passing through the torii gate, and embarked on the long and winding stone steps down the mountain.
All the way around, around and around, when I looked back, I found that the top of the mountain had been shrouded in a layer of white mist. When I looked back at the bottom of the mountain, I found that I had only completed half the journey.
Damn it, this is even higher than the Demon Fortress.
"This shrine is too high." I couldn't help but say.
"Hmph, this will show the superior status of the miko clan like us."
"But then ordinary people won't be able to step up and worship."
After saying this, the red and white princess suddenly stopped in her steps, her face turned pale, and heavy sweat continued to appear on her face.
"Could it be that...we only discovered this problem now?"
Nodding, nodding, the red and white princess, who was struck by lightning in her soul, was speechless.
I:"……"
This guy is so cute in an unexpected place.
"Why don't we just move the shrine to the foot of the mountain?" I suggested.
"No, that place is special, and the shrine can only be built in that location." The Red and White Princess categorically objected, and her expression was serious, leaving me unable to find any other reason to continue persuading her.
"But it's so high that ordinary people can't get up and can't get offerings. It's also a fact that non-human beings who can get up won't obediently offer offerings, right?"
The red and white princess squatted on the ground with her head in her hands, whining, what a pitiful guy.
In fact, I want to say, wouldn’t it be enough to build a shrine branch at the foot of the mountain? Of course, I would not say this to her who has no business mind. Seeing the way the Red and White Princess worries about money and sells her integrity,
Don't you think it's interesting? Hahaha.
After finally descending the mountain, walking on a deep path through a forest, the view ahead finally became flat and wide, the road became larger, and the marks of livestock and wheels could be faintly seen on it.
After walking for several more miles, other figures finally appeared sparsely on the road.
"Human?" I was a little surprised.
"If you want to count the numbers, there are definitely humans in Gensokyo, so there is nothing surprising." The Kohaku Princess said calmly.
"Did these people come in from outside, or have they always been living in Gensokyo?"
"Who knows? Anyway, they have been living here since I was sensible, and no outside humans have come in, except for Wu."
"Could it be that I am the first outside guest in these years?"
"Unfortunately not." The red and white princess replied quickly, which surprised me a little.
"But this is my first benefactor."
"Can you please don't use such misleading terms?" I looked at the passers-by on both sides and asked in a low voice.
"Is it because you think it's not subtle enough? If you really can't do anything about it, then just go straight and use a prostitute."
"What a straight shot... No. What does it mean to be straight? It's so serious!" I was about to cry. I really can't keep my moral integrity with this guy.
"We've obviously had such a romantic dinner together, served me, and then slept in the same room. And now we're still saying this." The red and white princess looked at me with a resentful look that started with confusion but gave up.
"It's the same shrine. The same [shrine]!" I gritted my teeth and glared at her. I corrected.
"Hoo ho ho, Your Highness Lingmeng, are you your partner?" At this time, suddenly an old woman carrying a vegetable basket on the road looked at this side with a smile and greeted her kindly.
"I'm sorry, it's really inappropriate for you to see him making such a fuss." The Red and White Princess pressed my head and bowed slightly.
Wait, who am I making such a fuss about?
Looking at the red and white princess who suddenly became dignified and elegant, my eyes widened and I was speechless.
"We have a really good relationship. Your face looks strange. Is it a monster?"
"No, just an ordinary human being."
"Really? Then you have to work hard, ho ho ho, it's better to be young." With that said, the old woman waved to us kindly and walked to another fork in the road.
"Monster?" I asked, pointing at the old woman's back.
"Yes, because there are many other weird races in Gensokyo, so for convenience, we use monsters to describe them all."
"Is Cirno also a monster?"
"Occasionally, they are regarded as monsters, but more often than not, they are regarded as fairies. There are still a lot of fairies in Gensokyo, enough to form a separate title."
"Oh, that is to say, monsters are those weird and rare races."
"That's right."
"How many races are there in Gensokyo?"
"I haven't counted them carefully, but it's probably not less than a hundred."
"So many?" I was shocked, and suddenly felt that the title of Prince of Hundreds of Tribes did not seem so difficult to achieve.
Just kidding, hey.
To be continued...