"How many times do I have to ask before I feel at ease? Stupid Xiaofan, damn Xiaofan, that's fine. The memory of this saint is on a completely different level than yours. It's the difference between a saint and a servant."

"Oh, these words are so reassuring." Although I was scolded, I was still grateful.

"From now on, please allow me to call you a saint."

"Wow, I don't want that. It's such a vulgar name."

"It's not vulgar at all. I've even thought of hymns to promote your reputation."

"I don't want to listen to any hymns written by Xiaofan at all. With Xiaofan's level, even if I tell this saint that my ears will become pregnant after listening to such hymns, it is not impossible, but I still care about it..." The little ghost is extremely troubled.

said

"Just listen, I finally got inspired." I expressed my confidence.

"Okay, let's just..."

"Ahem" I moistened my voice and sang loudly

"With the little saint, I won't click on anything, and my mother will no longer have to worry about my IQ."

Alice: "..."

Me: "How is it? Could it be that from now on I will embark on the path of a great scholar and a great bard?"

"I don't know if Xiaofan can become a great scholar or great bard, but..."

"oh?"

"It's just that this saint knows that Xiaofan will fall at home with a broken head and a bloody head."

"I think so too..." My teeth kept trembling when I noticed the murderous aura emanating from the necklace. I was so scared that I almost wanted to embark on the road of wandering and never go back.

After that, even though he said a lot of good things, he still couldn't avoid the fate of being punished by God after returning home. "Brother, are you leaving tomorrow?"

With her head still wrapped in circles of bandages, Sa Qili rushed in in a hurry.

"Secret" I pretend to be deep

"Speaking" to the other party is also concise and to the point

"Unless you tell me what you are busy with during this period" I made a condition

"Do not tell"

"Then I don't... uh, okay, I'll say it, I'll say it." Seeing Sa Qili's malicious smile, I burst into tears.

Why are women so domineering these days?

"Tomorrow morning to be precise"

"Oh, are you really leaving?" Sa Qili looked reluctant and lonely.

“No one will go shopping with me anymore.”

I:"……"

Is the value of my existence just to go shopping with you?

"I always feel that chatting with my little brother is very exciting, and I regret meeting each other so late."

Hmm, it turns out that I am also a playboy.

"Especially when I was in the tailor shop, I really know the tailors well."

I:"……"

Most of it is due to Vilas... I'm so sorry for being home, bastard, I don't want to be praised like this at all.

“Knowledge of women’s clothing”

Because I want to take it off quickly...ahem, no, it's because I like to wear it...ahem, ahem, it's not right, it's because Fini likes me that's why I work so hard...Wait, if you say this, why do you always feel like it?

Is it a bit dangerous? It seems that Ikkaku has stepped into some incredible realm. Stop the car quickly, you bastard.

"Fortunately, our tastes match very well."

"Yes...really?"

"If my little brother likes to eat, I also like it. If my little brother hates to eat, I also hate it."

"Ha~~ Let me take this as a compliment."

"Because of this, every time I go to taste food, I can always ask my little brother to go first. If my little brother is gone, won't my mouth be in danger?"

Rumble-a bolt of lightning and thunder passed through my mind, as if it split a layer of fog and revealed the truth.

I was silent, mentally connecting hundreds of coffee tables together and placing the cups. Then, I bent down, took a deep breath, and with a roar, violently overturned the hundreds of coffee tables and cups.

Ho ho ho, this guy, this bastard, this woman, actually deceived my feelings. I said why every time when I go shopping with her to eat delicious food, she always becomes extra gentle and rushes to buy the food when she encounters it.

Then, regardless of the strange looks from everyone on the street, she made an affectionate "Ah~~" gesture, and when I opened my mouth fascinated by her smile and tenderness, I stuffed the food in.

I originally thought, "It turns out Aunt Qili also has such a gentle side." But I didn't expect it to be a conspiracy.

I'm desperate, I'm desperate for this world full of conspiracies

Even though I was extremely sad and angry, I still had to show a forced smile like "It is my honor to go through fire and water for Aunt Qili."

It's definitely not because I'm afraid of this witch, it's just that I'm leaving tomorrow, so I just have to tolerate her.

“It’s also fun to visit the trading market with my little brother.”

"Oh?" I was already furious.

"Every time I see my little brother drooling and laughing stupidly for a while and crying bitterly, it's so funny."

"When have I ever been like this?"

Although I planned to respond with indifference, I couldn’t calm down about such sinister slander. “You really don’t remember?”

“No such thing at all”

"When I saw the good equipment, my eyes sparkled, and I showed a silly expression of happiness. But after I saw the level requirements, I immediately had a bitter look on my face and was about to cry. I completely forgot about it?"

I:"……"

Is...is there such a thing?

I recalled it carefully, not at all. Sa Qili must be bluffing me, yes, it must be

I'm quite confident in my memory. Well, isn't there a little saint named Hao Ji Xing?

Little ghost, little ghost, come out quickly. Let me tell you where the switch button is. Is it down here...inside?

I'm still complaining now

"Aunt Qili, could you come here specially to...trick me?" Having said that, no matter how stupid I am, I have noticed the other party's purpose.

"Oh, how can you say it's teasing? It's love, love~~" In an emphatic tone, Sa Qili smiled sweetly and lightly tapped my forehead with her thin fingers.

"It doesn't make people happy at all, your loving way"

"After I am happy, wouldn't it be nice to share this happiness with you?"

"I didn't get anything at all. All I got was tears, and that was all by myself."

"Uuu~~ Such a good little brother will leave tomorrow."

Ah, changed the subject, this guy changed the subject

"What should I do? I've completely fallen in love with my little brother. I'm afraid I won't be interested in anyone else coming here in the future. Little brother, as a man, you have to take responsibility openly and openly."

"I don't want to bear any inexplicable responsibility." I sighed and covered my forehead with a headache.

"Tell me the truth, Aunt Qili, you came here in the middle of your busy schedule, you can't really mean that you just want to chat with me."

"Of course not...ah, I came back just in time."

As she said that, she was already being led out by Sa Qili.

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Hey, you'll know when you get here."

As soon as she walked out of the door, she met Linya. Oops, caught and raped in bed?

That's weird, idiot

"Ah Huo, Linya, let's go together." Before the other party came back to her senses, Sa Qili had already held the two of us one by one.

Did she just mean Linya?

In the doubtful eyes of Linya and I, Sa Qili led us forward purposefully, and finally stopped in front of a wine door, opened the heavy wooden door, and pushed Linya and me in.

"Pah - pah -"

There were two soft sounds above the head, the ribbons floated down, and then there was loud applause.

"Oh oh oh, the real owner is finally here."

My eyes adjusted to the dim interior of the wine. I looked around and found that everyone was here.

Tulakov, Shashik, Simba, Daga, and their teammates, as well as some familiar people by name, including Rafael
To be continued...