Chapter 1393 My king warms wine, loli kills lizards!(1/2)
When I came here, I hesitated for a moment, but I still didn't have the nerve to be shameless. I went to the Central Square to take a look at the bronze statues of myself and Artolia, then I sat in the teleportation array and left, disappearing in the white light.
However, what was left to the guards of Wedding Town was that startling glimpse.
"Hey, man!"
An elf guard pushed the alliance guard next to him.
"Go, go, if you want anything, wait until I see Dani off.
The alliance guard was just waving goodbye to his newlywed wife who came to bring him dinner, and his eyes were lingering. He didn't even turn his head when he heard the words, his eyes were still staring at his wife's departing figure, and he responded casually.
He and his wife, who live in the newlywed town, came together last year to get married. After spending a month here, the couple found that they had fallen in love with the atmosphere of the newlywed town, so the husband quit his original job as a guard and came to
Become a new recruit in Wedding Town and settle down here.
"Look at you, you've been married for more than a year, and you're still so enthusiastic." The elf soldier teased.
"What's wrong? Dany and I are as affectionate as newlyweds every day." The alliance guard then turned around and gave the other party a "you know he's a man" look.
"It's you. Didn't you say that the women of the elves are all beautiful and graceful? Why don't you find one?"
"Oh, don't say it. She is indeed beautiful, but it has nothing to do with me." The elf guard has a delicate and handsome look unique to the elf clan, which makes people think that he is still a bachelor.
"Don't say that, you can do it, how about you marry me and teach you a few tricks?" The alliance guard bumped the opponent with his elbow, as if he had a proud smile like a senior.
"Oh, what do you say?" The elf guard looked serious.
"I think back then, I used this trick to kill Dani. I believe I was absolutely right. If I hadn't accidentally trapped Dani, I would have been hugging her now." Men like to brag in front of other men.
, at least the alliance guards must be like this now.
"Very good, I'll remember it. I'll talk to Dany later." The elf guard, who originally looked like he was asking for advice modestly, didn't expect that he was also being petty. Now his expression immediately changed, and he actually wanted to beat the little boy.
Reported.
"Wait a minute, you guy, wait a minute, you have something to say, something to say." The voice of the alliance guard still softened. There was no other way, his wife was his weakness.
Two years ago, this scene of humans and elves having a happy conversation, like good buddies, would have never been seen.
"By the way, didn't you just have something to say to me?" The alliance guard remembered something, rolled his eyes, and tried to change the subject.
"Oh, that's right!" Elf Shou Ping smacked his thighs excitedly, which shocked the alliance guards. This guy, who usually looks cool with a sloppy face, really frightened several ignorant people in the town.
The little girl was fascinated. She would not lose her composure easily. What happened today? What happened to him that made him so surprised and excited?
"Did you see that person who came out of the teleportation array just now?"
The elf guard became more and more excited as he spoke. Finally, he grabbed the opponent's shoulders with two hands and shook them desperately.
"Look what you see, wait, let go, do you want to shake my bones apart?"
The alliance guard didn't notice, and was shaken so dizzy that he quickly swatted away the opponent's hand.
"That person...that person..." The elf guard was a little incoherent. He clearly wanted to say something but was stammering excitedly. He couldn't help but spin around in anxiety, wishing to slap himself a few times to calm down.
"Stop, stop, take a deep breath, take a deep breath slowly." Finally, the elf guard finally stopped circling around like an ant on a hot pot, and his voice regained his composure, but he still couldn't help but raise his hand slightly.
Shivering.
"The person who just appeared from the teleportation array"
"Yes, yes, yes, I understand, I understand, please speak slowly." The alliance guard patiently patted his chest.
"The person who appeared just now looks a bit familiar."
After waiting and waiting, I thought that the thing that could make the other party so excited was something horrifying, but I didn't expect such a sentence. The alliance guards almost rolled their eyes.
"Today." He stretched out his fingers to gesture at the elf guard and said, "Today, I have seen six familiar people coming out of the teleportation station. Do you think I should be scared to death?" "No.
In this case, you listen to me." The elf guard's arm was trembling, and he kept pointing in the direction of the central square.
"yes……
It is... it is similar to... the bronze statue of... on the [Central] Central Production Ground... it is... somewhat similar." "Bronze statue?" The Alliance soldier was stunned.
If it is their Majesty the Queen, it is impossible for the other party not to recognize it. Doesn’t that mean that the other party is...,
"Are you blind?" The alliance soldier still didn't believe it.
"What is Elder Fan's identity? If he comes, at least someone will come to greet him." "Could it be a si thing, with Her Majesty the Queen..."
Speaking of this, the elf guard felt convulsing pain in his heart. Her Majesty, she is a goddess that she does not dare to approach even in her dreams. She has no reason to get married so far, just whenever she sees [Central] Central [Guang]
If there is a bronze statue in the field, this heart will be broken all over the place, and there is no need to talk about finding a partner.
Is it time to change jobs? If this continues, I will be single for the rest of my life.
"Didn't you say that when you were a soldier in Rogge Camp, you met Elder Fan and said something to him about Dan? You wouldn't recognize him even after you saw him." The elf soldier teased.
"Of course, if it's Elder Fan, I can recognize him at a glance!" the alliance guard raised his head proudly.
When he was still a soldier in the camp, he did meet and speak to Elder Fan. This was the most proud thing in his life. Both his wife Dan* and the elf soldiers in front of him all boasted in front of them.
No less than ten thousand times, the mantra was "I think I was Elder He Fan back then...", and the two people's ears were almost calloused after listening to it.
"I think back then, when I met Elder Fan...
"
As soon as the conversation started, the alliance guard couldn't help it anymore. With a lot of admiration, he spit at the elf guard, causing the other party to complain endlessly. Wasn't it true that he didn't want to pick up the pot?
As the light of the teleportation arrays flickered, they finally arrived at the long-lost Elf King City.
After verifying my identity, I was led by the elf soldiers to the foot of the Crystal Tree. Probably because of a guilty conscience or something, I kept looking at the crystal tree above my head, which made the escorting elf soldiers think I was right.
They cared so much about the sacred objects because they respected them, and their eyes softened a bit when they looked at me.
Crystal Tree...
There should be no problem, although Yalandlan said that even if the Heart of the Holy Tree is lost, this huge crystal tree will not start to wither until at least tens of millions of years.
God forbid, at least wait until I die and then wither. I don't want to be hunted by the elves for the rest of my life.
The person who came out to greet me was Artolia. After not seeing her for three days, her demeanor seemed to have changed a lot, making it impossible for me to be as casual as I was in Binggu. I could step forward and hug her without blinking.
It feels like life in the ice valley is a dream or has become a thing of the past.
"Fan, you're back." Arturia smiled sweetly.
This smile charmed many elven soldiers around me, including women. I have never seen the majestic and incomparable Her Majesty the Queen showing such a gentle, virtuous and sweet smile.
And this sentence made the hearts of the men among the soldiers break.
[You're back], this is clearly what the wife said to her husband who returned home. Although the two are indeed husband and wife, isn't this a political marriage? Isn't there no love at all? Why does it look like it now?
Is it the happy life after marriage between a man and a woman who have been in love for many years?
Not to mention how disappointed these elf soldiers were, when I heard Artolia's words and saw her proactively stepping forward and holding her little hand towards me, my heart suddenly warmed up.
Artolia is still the Artolia of Ice Valley, the only thing that has changed is my unconfident heart.
Holding Altria's soft little hand with my backhand, I laughed.
When most of these elf soldiers left in despair, a ray of white light eagerly emerged from behind Artolia and slammed into me.
There was a "Pu Chi" sound, a slight dull sound of a sharp instrument being pierced into the flesh.
"Oh oh oh oh it hurts!!!"
Regardless of whether the elven soldiers who had not yet left far away would hear me, I held my forehead and started to cry.
The position of the hand... and the pain... were unmistakable, it was her!!!
Huh?
This thought seemed so familiar, as if the exact same thought had occurred in my mind not long ago.
Unknowingly, I burst into tears again.
Why are these guys so cruel, hitting, biting, and stabbing people at every turn? What did I do wrong in my previous life?
"Humph, hum, liar, liar, liar, big liar."
Along with the pain, there was also a very childish, cute and angry voice, followed by several lightning-like white lights. Seeing that the situation was not good, I quickly used a super weapon that has been passed down since ancient times.
Dodge stunts.
The lazy donkey rolls around, I dodge.
Oh oh oh, I got hit in the butt. Coach, you lied to me. Can't you dodge any move?
Holding my butt, I jumped dozens of meters high.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say. Everything needs to be reasonable."
I finally found a gap, and I quickly moved it to explain it with emotion and reason.
"Long-winded, long-winded, long-winded, death penalty, yes, only death penalty." 1 The little King Arthur jumped up and landed on my head. His little hands pulled out the hair on my head randomly like a child pulling weeds.
"Oh oh oh, wait... wait, don't pull it out. This is the only one you don't want. What if it becomes the Mediterranean? After a few years, do you plan to write a biography called "My Mount is Uncle Mediterranean"
?"
This sentence seemed to be quite intimidating. The little guy finally stopped, but then he stabbed a few times with anger and made a few puffs and puffs. Several small fountains of blood appeared on my head.
To be continued...