Chapter 1,217 The Maid’s Counterattack

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I don't know if it was Artoria's intention or if this dirty maid was good at making decisions. When I returned to the entrance of the Mages Guild, I realized that there were two little tails following me.

Little Tail is naturally the Sanwu Princess. This non-existent maid will be ignored even if she is placed in the command camp, and no one will leave things to her.

Therefore, instead of letting her stand there and occupying precious space, it is better to just stay by your side, so as to avoid this little guy who is like a wild cat and doesn't know where to run if you are not careful, and then runs away again without being watched. Studying her eating habits of the fallen demon, studying the reproductive behavior of the hard-skinned rats and their psychological world, etc.

The little tail is Zeluka. I thought she sneaked back to Artoria without anyone noticing, but I didn’t expect that she kept following behind. By the way, do you also want to learn the void skills of Princess Sanwu?

"Why did you follow me here? Is it okay if Artoria doesn't go back to serve her?"

After glaring for a while, I couldn't help but speak out first. I felt that if I kept glaring, this unscrupulous maid could keep glaring at you forever.

"Oh, it wasn't His Highness who said [Scared hahahahaha, I decided to vent my passion tonight on your body as beautiful and delicate as a flower. I obediently went back to the room, stripped naked and prepared for expiration." Contraceptive pills] Is that so?”

He answered without restraint as always, and his tone was completely imitative.

"No, no, no, I haven't said such a thing, I haven't said it at all. You **** maid, take a step back, even if I am possessed by the beast Duke, why do I have to prepare expired contraceptive pills? This It's totally a forced sale, and what is "this delicate jade body as beautiful as flowers"? Isn't this a line from a narcissistic novel in which I am the protagonist?

"I'm telling the truth, is there anything wrong?"

The purple hair behind her ears danced lightly, like a purple fairy flying in the wind. The slutty maid showed a faint and quiet smile. Against the backdrop of the night, her tall and graceful figure looked more and more like a blooming purple flower. As delicate, noble and mysterious as tulips.

"Cough cough cough——!!"

I coughed heavily and rolled my eyes several times. How should I answer this question?

To be honest, the purple elf maid in front of me, even if I use delicate flowers, warm jade, white fresh snow, etc. to describe her female body, I feel that I can't fully express the gorgeous feeling. , However, if she praises her too honestly, she will get carried away again.

That's right, at this time, the only way to use Wu's original method of changing the topic is to change the topic.

"The sun is so bright today."

Blocking my forehead, I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. I tried hard to make my eyes feel as if I were really seeing the sun. I squinted tightly and my face reflected the dazzling brilliance of the sun.

Jeluka: "..."

Moissa: "..."

Then, I saw little Jasmine lowering her head and writing something in a small notebook, as if the inspiration she had held in for several days was released in one breath, and she breathed a long sigh of relief.

"What are you writing again, you guy?" I took a look at it curiously, and immediately fell to the ground.

There is no night in my world, the Duke of Beasts who shows off his lust during the day.

"You're really good at discovering materials, you bastard."

Her face was like that of an Asura who had just crawled out of hell. I drilled hard on Princess H’s temples, letting her utter ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong expressionlessly on her face.

The screams were ignored.

"New work?"

The yellow-faced maid held Princess Sanwu's little hand with sparkling eyes and kept shaking it up and down.

"This time you must let me take a look first. It would be great if you could give me the original manuscript... no, the first edition. Please give it to me."

Enduring the pain on her temples, Princess Sanwu gave a thumbs up to her fans.

"I said you two————!!!!!"

Under the night sky, my helpless roar echoed loudly.

"Hey, haven't Vilas and the others come back yet?"

When I entered the house, it was dimly lit, and there was no one there. They were probably all still busy in the command camp. The two games arranged by the league today were very tightly scheduled, and even I felt so busy that I couldn’t breathe.

I feel angry (mainly because of the trouble caused by the old drunkard and that old bastard), let alone the two girls Linya and Lena.

At this time, instead of going back to the command camp to help them, it is better to prepare dinner at home and boil hot water so that the girls can take a hot bath and eat hot food when they come back after a tiring day.

Meals.

Jeluka and Little Jasmine also thought this was the case, so the three of them changed into the clothes they wore at home, put on aprons, and started doing whatever they wanted.

Let me show you... Hum, this druid has been practicing dishwashing skills for many years!!!

After a few swipes, I wiped the sweat from my forehead and looked at the table full of washed vegetables and meat, which seemed to be sparkling clean. They smiled gratefully at me, and I suddenly felt a sense of satisfaction.

However, it was born.

Then go have tea.

“Shiss~~~~~”

There was a crackle in the kitchen, and occasionally a burst of extremely dark flames could be seen flashing past. Not long after, another burst of unknown purple gas leaked out slightly, and a cockroach that survived Vilas's hand,

After passing through this purple gas, it never came out again.

Xiaoqiang, what’s wrong with you Xiaoqiang!!!

I shuddered in shock, and sweat broke out on my body in the middle of winter. Is this a kitchen or Frankenstein's laboratory?!

Is it really okay to let the two of them mess around in the kitchen? No, no, no, even if Princess Sanwu is not reliable, at least there is still Jeluka who can cook it? There is no way she could be included in it.

Expired birth control pills.

I forced myself to calm down and continue drinking tea.

After a while, Jeluka and little Jasmine both came out of the kitchen, took off their aprons, and looked like they were ready for everything.

"Ready?"

The two maids looked at each other strangely and nodded.

The three of them gathered around a table, drinking tea in silence, waiting for the others to come back.

This atmosphere is so good. Holding the tea cup, I squinted my eyes.

After a hard day's work, their bodies were nourished by the scalding tea, and Princess Sanwu and the slutty maid could rarely sit together quietly without causing trouble for themselves.

Perhaps this moment should be solemnly recorded in my autobiography.

No, wait.

Before waiting, wait, let me discuss with my moral bottle first. The following delusions are purely fictitious and do not represent my own will, so please, please close the few things left in it tightly, really please!

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I bowed three times to the moral bottle and began to meditate.

As the saying goes, when you have enough food and clothing, you think about sex.

Although the current state cannot be said to be full of food and clothing, the body warmed by the hot tea can barely be considered so.

Then what?

The little light bulb in my head began to flicker on and off.

Let me first analyze the immediate environment.

The scene outside: a dark and windy night, a lonely small tent in the wilderness.

Although Carlos's tent is on the opposite side of a jungle, it is still thousands of meters away. Moreover, this guy has not returned home yet, so it can be regarded as a deserted area within ten miles. In other words, "You can yell, even if you yell, it's broken."

No one can hear the throat" This situation is completely true.

Look inside again, under the dim and ambiguous light, a vigorous, young and strong Druid is sitting with two charming, delicate and beautiful maids, less than one meter apart, and the seductive warmth drifting from the opposite side.

The fragrance is constantly irritating the nose.

Just like two plump little lambs swimming happily in front of the big bad wolf's mouth, you only need to open your mouth slightly to enjoy the delicious food.

As long as the small tent is replaced by an eerie castle, and a few flashes of lightning, thunder, and heavy rain are added to the dark night sky, the current situation can be completely replaced by a scene that often appears in the Beast Duke series.

I made an agreement with the moral bottle in advance. I just thought about it. If I really want to do this, my otaku heart seems to lack some courage, and Vilas and the others will be back soon.

Therefore, no matter how thunderstorms are in the mind, the reality is still calm. If there is anything, it is just a subconscious grin of the mouth, as if drool is about to drool, a smile full of erotic atmosphere.

Could it be that he was discovered? I glanced at the other side with a guilty conscience.

I happened to see that the corners of Jeluka's mouth were slightly raised charmingly like a night rose.

Little Jasmine's face remained expressionless, but the dim light pulled her petite back into the shape of a grinning devil.

Huh?

The next moment, crackling sounds of fighting rang out in the small tent.

"Um...little Jasmine? Jeluka?"

Not long after, I was tied up on a chair. I carefully looked at the two girls in front of me. The beautiful scene I had just painted in my heart was completely shattered.

This is not a delicate and delicate maid, it is clearly two female tyrannosaurs, you bastards!!!

"What do you two want to do to me, my master?!"

Seeing that I could no longer pretend to be stupid, I took on the posture of a master and shouted loudly with a fierce expression.

"The best maid team in the world."

Princess Sanwu said these words indifferently from her beautiful lips, which immediately made me deflate like a punctured balloon.
To be continued...