Chapter 1181: The Brave's Family Squad(1/2)
Chapter 1,181 The Brave Family Team
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Why is it this little girl!
I turned around helplessly, forced out a false smile on my face, and almost took out the lollipop and waved it at the other person, saying, come on, come on, take this candy and go, it’s just for kids,
Why join in the fun?
"Beya, what brought you here? How is it over there in the new district?"
"Wow, today's idiot Wu is so disgusting."
I usually call her "Beiya" without being polite, but now I call her Beiya in a serious manner. Obviously, this little girl's nerves have not been able to adapt at all, and she has goosebumps all over her body.
"Hey, hey, I see, you are trying to pretend to be good in front of Sister Alto, right? It's really hypocritical."
Soon, Beiya discovered my little intention, and her expression became righteous.
"If that's not the case, why should I pretend to be good in front of my wife?"
I immediately retorted, please don't say it so harshly, please, pretend to be good or something, I just don't want Artoria to know that I have been bullying you, a little girl and princess.
"Whatever you say is correct, Beja, don't make trouble unreasonably."
Arturia, who was shrouded in a cloak, also spoke out at this time. Even though she was shrouded in black, her words and momentum carried a seriousness and power that made people surrender.
"I understand, Sister Alto."
Arturia was indeed the nemesis of this little princess. As soon as she spoke, Beja immediately lowered her head obediently.
At the same time, she looked at me secretly with her fierce and beautiful eyes, obviously taking the blame for Arturia's reprimand on me.
What a bully little girl.
I'm secretly unhappy. It's time to let this little girl know how powerful this druid is. On God's birthday, use the strength of our God of Song and the great goal of using God of Song to save the universe, and establish an unbreakable foundation in her heart.
The tall image is obliterated, hmm.
With the goal in mind, I suddenly became energetic and wanted to go to Aleus immediately to discuss the program. The day after tomorrow is the God’s birthday, is it really okay not to prepare now?
Big husband, cute big breasts, because I, Aleus, are both geniuses!!
"Wow, this idiot... laughs so disgustingly."
Beja seemed to have no choice but to take a deep breath at me.
Just wait and see, on the birthday of God, I will let you say goodbye for three days and see each other with new eyes. I will turn all the pity and contempt Beiya has for me into motivation, waiting for the arrival of the butterfly from the cocoon.
So, the original husband-and-wife team of Arturia and I turned into a three-person wandering group with nothing to do because of Bea's intrusion.
"Just play the role of my and Artoria's child." I said to Beja with a sinister heart.
"Huh? What are you talking about, you idiot?"
Of course, Beja screamed angrily.
"See for yourself."
I pointed at myself, then at Artoria, and finally at Beja.
I, a Druid with a majestic back, undoubtedly have the flag of Wu Fan as a true man and a simple idiot on my head.
Although Artoria is covered by the cloak, her petite figure and girlish curves are slightly exposed in the wide cloak. Under the cloak and hat, she has the long golden bangs and vertical shoulder hair that ordinary women have.
There is no smell of sweat like that of a grown man. If you get closer, you can smell the faint fragrance of sunflowers that reminds people of the dazzling sun...
All in all, anyone with a little bit of experience can easily tell that the person inside the cloak must be a woman. Of course, except for freaks like Fini, even if she stands in front of you wearing a dead body suit, it is difficult to determine her gender.
In this case, if Arturia and I were standing side by side and intimately together, wouldn't the thought that would pass through most people's minds be - must this be a couple?
This is also true.
Now there is Beya, who is a head shorter than Artoria, and there is still a hint of childishness in her pretty face. It is not easy for people to think of Beja, ah, this little girl, maybe this couple
Is this the case for a couple’s children?
Although I look like I am only in my twenties now, and Artoria looks even younger, but in the Dark Continent, adventurers in their fifties and sixties still look like they are in their twenties.
What a surprising thing, so age is not a big issue. Let alone saying that Beja is my daughter, even if she is said to be my granddaughter, I am afraid half of the people will believe it.
Of course, I am a passer-by with a face that can be killed by a dozen if a telephone pole is smashed down. What kind of beautiful wife should I find to give birth to someone like Beja? It goes far beyond words such as nobility, elegance, and beauty.
A stunning little lolita who can express herself to the best of her ability, these people will definitely think so in their hearts, so they have to let her wear a cloak.
Damn it, what is this inexplicable feeling of frustration in my heart? Did the passerby offend the telephone pole? Why do telephone poles like to hit us on the head?
"You! This! Idiot! Wu! Are! Delusion! What! What! Again!"
Just as he recovered from his natural conclusion, Beja's fist came into view.
She probably knew that her small show of fists would not be a deterrent to a rough-skinned druid like me. Halfway through, her fists suddenly turned into two slender fingers...
Two dragons seize the pearl!
“Ohhhhhh————!!”
Blinded my dog eyes.
I was waiting for the powerless punch with contempt, massaging my face, and even slightly leaning my face against it. The next moment, I learned my lesson, covered my eyes that were hit, and jumped three feet high in pain.
"Can't you two get along well?"
Arturia feels quite troubled and confused about the hostile relationship between me and Bea. One is a husband and the other is a sister. Let alone an upright official, even my king has difficulty in handling household affairs.
"Who wants to get along well with this kind of person?"
Bea and I both pointed at each other in unison, and after discovering that the sounds overlapped perfectly, we started peeing as if we had accidentally stepped on a pile of dog poop.
"Okay, Fan's suggestion just now is good. Beiya, just pretend to be my and Fan's child for the time being."
"Sister Alto..." Beja pursed her lips in dissatisfaction.
"Otherwise, don't follow us."
Arturia sighed and said without any doubt.
"Humph." Beja seemed to give in.
"My baby girl!"
I used an exaggerated gesture, as if I was a poor father who was lured aboard by some strange fishing boat and caught tuna at sea for five years before he was rescued. He finally came home and saw his lovely daughter reunited after a long absence, sitting in the sunset shop.
Running on the sandy beach, she opened her arms and shed tears to welcome Beja.
"Father!"
Beja's cold heart seemed to be melted by this scene, and like a nestling eager to return to its nest, it flew towards her, and with a kick of her feet, she made an intimate gesture like a baby bird throwing herself into the forest.
Just when I was about to hold Beiya in my arms, a sharp light flashed across my eyes, and my open hands, already in the shape of a pair of pincers, struck towards Beiya's fleshy face.
At the same time, Beiya's eyes also flashed with a bright light, and the petite body that flew towards me suddenly turned around and kicked, with her toes pointed directly at my lower body.
"You're so naive. Today, I'm going to let this girl like you know the horrors of the adult world." I roared.
"My Highness wants you to realize the insurmountable boundary between genius and fool."
There was a burst of smoke and dust, and Beiya and I were already fighting together.
Looking at this scene, Artoria's dull golden hair twitched slightly, as if the mighty golden mane on the neck of a lion was exploding in anger...
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"Look, Arturia must be angry."
"It's all because of you idiot that Sister Alto is angry."
"You are too short and your chest is too flat, okay?"
"What did you say?!"
"As expected of Grandma Akara, the planning of the new district is beyond imagination."
Arturia, who was walking in front, suddenly turned around.
"Yes, yes, Grandma Akara is really amazing, what do you think, my precious daughter."
"That's right, that's right. Apart from Grandma Yalandlan and Sister Alto, this palace... the one I admire the most is Grandma Akara, don't you think so, my dearest father."
"Haha, hahahaha, what are you talking about? Aren't you the cutest? My baby girl."
"Hehehe, hehehe, my dearest father is the most outstanding man in the world."
Hiding all the goosebumps all over my body and the bulging veins on my forehead deep in my heart, I and Beiya, who was riding on my shoulders, held hands with a bright smile on our face, creating a scene that made people watch.
A dazzling picture of the happy family relationship between father and daughter.
However, this overly dazzling and enviable atmosphere of family affection cannot hide a strange atmosphere, which makes passers-by cast envious glances and feel an inexplicable cold war at the same time.
If you have to ask why Bea and I made such disgusting pretentious gestures, it's because Arturia's anger is a bit...well, it's very scary.
To be continued...