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Chapter 1178 Little Jasmine's Tucao(1/2)

Chapter 1178 Xiao Moli's complaints

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Early the next morning, I walked out of the Vila room with two thick dark circles in my arms.

There was only one princess in Sanwu outside, and the others didn't know what they were doing.

Look at Princess Sanwu, it’s very good. She looks like a retired old lady. She sits at the window door, enjoying the warm sunshine that penetrates from outside. There is a squat table in front of her, with a set of very expensive and exquisite tea sets. She holds a steaming tea cup in her little hands, and she doesn’t forget to make a “hiss~~~” satisfying sound when drinking.

What a tea-drinking mode.

With two panda eyes on my face, I washed myself, sat opposite the table, yawning lazily, and poured myself a cup of tea.

Although it is not good to drink tea with an empty stomach in the morning, this little princess has a first-class tea making technique. Even if she knows it is not good, she still wants to have a cup. It is so pleasant to warm her stomach and bask in the sun in the early winter morning...

I squinted my eyes, like a bear about to hibernate, and a strong feeling of comfort and sleepiness surged in my heart.

No, bastard!!!

I overturned the coffee table with my soul, slapped the cup heavily on the table, and stared at Xiao Jasmine opposite me.

Remember, I, my uncle, I, the unconventional loner, Druid Wu Fan, got up early in the morning to seek guilt. On this morning two days before the birthday of God, I have transformed into a terrible man with a determination that even the fifth master cannot stop him. Don’t think that a mere cup of tea can buy me, at least add breakfast, even a boiled egg, bastard!

The rainy season has passed and the mating season is coming again. In the distant Rogue grassland, no one will know what kind of things a hungry and irritable raven bear who was awakened in hibernation will do.

Bastard, why am I doing here to dubbing the animal world!!!

"Come on~~~"

Just as I was falling into complaining about my unconscious self, Princess Sanwu made a sound of calling her pet, and she pushed a plate over.

It contains two fresh and hot boiled eggs that have been peeled and boiled, and the beautiful luster and tenderness that are like a girl's skin, exuding a tempting fragrance.

Oh oh, I really have whatever I want. Could it be... Facing the arrival of the maid of the pornographic joke, Princess Sanwu, who felt the unemployment crisis, finally learned to observe his words and be considerate of his master?

I was moved to hold the plate and tears fell down my eyes.

"What's the unique skill that will unconsciously say in your heart next time?"

Princess Sanwu gently glanced at her eyes, said this with her cold cherry lips.

I quickly covered my mouth, bad habits came again.

So that's the case. Is this guy handing over the boiled eggs because he accidentally said something from his heart? I thought that our master and slave had reached the state of mutual understanding and unity, and it was indeed too naive.

The feeling of emotion just now immediately gave me a 30% discount on the trend of jumping off the building and selling it.

Forget it, it's a breakfast at least.

Thinking of this, I stuffed an egg into my mouth and started chewing it in big mouthfuls.

Chew chew…

Chew chew chew chew chew chew …

"Well!!"

A flash of lightning flashed between my eyebrows, and all movements suddenly became dull. In my open mouth, chewed egg whites slid down from it.

In my mind, there are songs of fairy music playing, and scenes of divine dances jumping. Some immortals who have attained the Tao are riding a crane and passing by, and lotus flowers blooming from the fog of Tianchi...

This taste...this taste...this taste...it turns out to be!!

"There is no yolk in the egg, bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I kicked the Heavenly Palace Picture in my mind away, and I slapped my desk and made a declaration and shout for the end of the world.

Eggs without egg yolks are like nattoes without onions, which are fake and shoddy... No, they can no longer be called food, they are poisons of the soul and devil's pranks!!

"What the hell is going on?"

Pull the other egg open, and sure enough, it's empty inside.

"normal."

Princess Sanwu's bright yellow eyes flashed, and she pushed her nose bridge, revealing the look of "It's time for the teacher to take everyone to know the new world."

And stick out your pink tongue and lick off the yolk sticking to the corner of your mouth.

"Teacher Xiao Moli, I seemed to have seen the prisoner's trace just now." I raised my hand.

"Warson, don't be confused by appearances. This world is far from as simple as you imagined. Those traces of crime that can be detected with the naked eye are all deliberately left by Moriarty to mislead us."

Xiao Moli wiped the corner of her mouth and confirmed that there was no trace left, and immediately showed an extremely calm gaze.

"My old guy, who is that prisoner?"

I burst into tears. Why did I tell these three-no-maids about detective novels? I knew that when she deliberately put on a lonely look, she was just to attract someone to the trap.

"Listen, what do you think is the simplest and most effective trick in this world?"

"Please give me some advice from Teacher Xiao Moli." I lowered my head humbly.

"That is, to take what was originally very simple, and to make a little effort, the thinking of those who pursue clues will lead to complex and even vicious circles."

“It makes sense.”

As I thought about this sentence, I suddenly felt that Xiao Moli had come to her heart. Didn’t she be fooled many times?

"Who is that prisoner?"

In an instant, my expression became solemn. Perhaps, maybe, maybe, Xiao Moli's move of licking off the egg yolk on her lips just now was really a trace of misleading herself.

"What is the simplest problem do you think there is no yolk in the egg?" Princess Sanwu began to induce her step by step.

"It was taken out and eaten."

I answered without any hesitation, and pointed my fingers at the other party.

"After saying so much, you still haven't found the essence of the problem."

Princess Sanwu sipped a sip of tea indifferently and looked out the window, looking like a master was lonely.

"Then what exactly do you think is the essence?"

"must……"

A serious aura suddenly emanated from Princess Sanwu.

"Sure?" I swallowed hard, as if facing the final answer of a shocking conspiracy was revealed.

"It must be when the mother chicken gave birth to eggs, she forgot to lay the egg yolks." After saying that quickly, Princess Sanwu poured tea for herself.

"When you give birth, will you forget your brain and give birth to it together?!"

I roared and kicked the Empire State Building with a heavy kick.

"The child with the fool's master's child, his brain or something, has no hope."

Hissing, Princess Sanwu's tea sounded.

"Don't say such cruel words... at least give our children a little confidence. Wouldn't this be good?" I burst into tears.

"I don't have any hope for the fool's master."

"No!!!" A roar to the sky, could it be that our IQ is so low? Even the children with high IQ children with the three-no princesses were pulled down by the average level?!

"Safe." Princess Sanwu patted her shoulder to comfort me.

"With me here, no matter what, the child will be smarter than the useless father, and he will definitely be able to live a good life."

"Oh oh oh, so that's the case, it makes sense."

While feeling relieved, I suddenly felt a sense of inexplicable sorrow. Why?

I always feel like I have forgotten something important.

After eating two eggs with only the protein left and my brain was fully supplemented with protein, I slapped the table again.

I remember it!!

Forgotten things - why there are no yolks in eggs!

No, wait, it should be - why do I have two dark circles in my eyes early in the morning!!!

Speaking of which, it’s because the pornographic princess said that last night, but she turned off the fire and ran away in a flash!!

As a result, the angered self could only walk around Veras, Sarah, and Linya's room, and did not fall asleep until dawn. This is how dark circles came about.

Fortunately, the Druid is in good physical strength. When it comes to that aspect, it is more than enough to satisfy the girls at home, um.

"Death flag." Princess Sanwu put down the teacup and pointed it at me.

"Don't just peek at other people's thoughts."

After confirming that I didn't let it go, I dropped a knife on her forehead.

"If you want to be proud, you can take advantage of the present. According to my divination, the idiot master will be squeezed dry by a woman within a month."

Holding his red forehead, the little princess's beautiful eyes were twinkling and staring at me.

"And it's so specific!!"
To be continued...
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