Chapter 1010 Don't play mahjong with the prophet(2/3)
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Gott laughed in a panic.
Malagby: "..."
Feini: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Sister Lina covered her face.
"Okay, following on from the topic just now, this stupid orangutan actually brought it up, so let's make some exciting bets."
"I***!" Gaut raised his hand.
"I don't know what happened, but it seems that something has been ignored. It seems that something that was just discussed has been ignored."
"***invalid."
I turned my head and said to the three of them word by word.
"Since I want to play, let's play something more exciting - strip mahjong!!"
"What?!" The three girls were shocked.
"It's very simple. The loser takes off one piece of clothing, that's it."
I shook my finger and said, since we are all men anyway, we don’t need to mind taking off our clothes or anything...
"Cousin meow~~~~~~"
As if she was afraid that I would forcibly take off her clothes, Feini's two little hands tightly grasped the bow-shaped ribbon tied on her chest to tie it, shrinking her petite body and looking at me with tearful and pitiful eyes.
"..."
I almost forgot, there is a transvestite here...
"Elder Fan...Elder Fan, even if you are Feini's cousin, I cannot...allow you to bully Feini like this!!"
Fanny's fan, who came from nowhere, said to me with blazing anger in his eyes.
I said, before making such a stern words, wouldn't it be better to wipe the nosebleeds from your face first?
"Asshole, this is a rare opportunity!!"
Before I could say anything, this fan was hit in the face with a sharp punch by another fan and knocked to the ground.
"Shut up, a beast of desire like you has no right to follow Lady Feini."
The third fan followed and knocked down the second fan.
"What's wrong with men having desires? Don't tell me you haven't fantasized about doing that kind of thing with Lady Feeney!!"
Fourth place…
"Those who blaspheme Lady Feeney must die!"
"I really want to see it, I really want to see Lady Feini's half-undressed look when she shyly takes off her clothes, oh oh oh oh, nosebleeds just thinking about it, no one can stop my desire!!"
Unknowingly, all of Feeney's fans gathered and divided into two groups to fight with each other.
"You guys are so noisy. If you want to call me, get away!!!"
Sister Lina threw a fireball in anger, and there was a loud explosion. Feini's fans, with a strong resentment that could not be overcome, finally looked at Feini with hungry eyes, and then they were covered in flames.
flew out.
"So that's it."
I don't know why, I don't know why at all, but Gott seemed to know something, and suddenly stood up proudly, pulling his chest to both sides, revealing his strong muscles.
"Why is it so troublesome to take off your clothes? Running naked is my strength..."
As a result, Sister Lina, who was still angry, waved her hand, and Gott was also blown away.
"What should I do? We are short of people."
Feini seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and the little hand holding her chest relaxed.
"It doesn't matter, it's up to me."
Looking around, my eyes caught a certain swaggering golden figure.
"that……"
Malagby raised his hands in a low voice.
"Does it mean that... we want to play mahjong with a dog?" His dull eyes fell on the dead dog shaking its head arrogantly.
Leona: "Gaoh, gaoh~~~" (Stupid human, how dare you underestimate this princess?!)
"Look, it's calling you a stupid human being."
"No, it's you who is scolding me. It's obviously you who is scolding me."
I:"……"
Why is it that no one wants to believe me even though I tell the truth?
"In short, let's not talk about anything else, how does it draw cards..."
Before he finished speaking, Malagby showed a ghostly look. He saw the dead dog stretched out its furry paws, put it lightly on the cards, and easily "sucked" the four cards with a lift.
Got up.
"I...I must have not slept well last night and my eyesight is dazzled." He began to blink desperately.
"He really lacks dreams."
"No, anyone would be surprised to see such a strange thing."
"Are you insulting the intelligence of more than a billion viewers around the world? Asshole!!"
"No, that's not what I meant. There's too much to say. [Beep] Who is Meng, you bastard!!"
After a meaningless quarrel, Malagby finally succumbed to the fact of playing mahjong with a dog. As for Finny, when she was the predecessor Phoenix, she had already seen the capabilities of a dead dog, so
When I saw her again, she was already a little calm, and even regarded the dead dog as a powerful enemy.
The game begins!
The bookmaker is Malagby.
"middle."
"Gah oh. (This princess touches!!)"
In Malagby's disbelieving eyes, the dead dog touched his first card.
The game continues.
"Three pieces."
"Oh!! (This princess is crazy)"
Oops, Malagby fired off a cannon.
“No no no no——————————!!!”
Malagbi was stunned for a moment, and then immediately let out a miserable cry.
"I actually lost to a dog, I actually lost to a dog..."
After banging his head against a nearby big tree for more than ten minutes, Malagubi regained his composure, took off his coat, and threw it to the ground, his eyes burning with fighting spirit.
Round two!
"What a fool, haha~~~~" Malagbi danced and looked at me.
"It's just starting to warm up. Look how proud you are."
I glanced at Malagby rather disdainfully. Guys like this who are so happy usually lose everything in the end.
"Stop talking nonsense and get off quickly." Malagbi, who was practicing for the first time, couldn't wait to enjoy the results of the battle.
"Today's children..."
I shook my head and took off my cloak.
Why do we need to specifically state that "one piece was taken off"? Because there are still many pieces on underneath.
Seeing me taking off a cloak and still wearing a cloak underneath, Malagbi spurted out a mouthful of blood.
"Boss Fan, are you cheating?" He pointed at me angrily.
"Who said that? I usually dress like this. Otherwise, why do you think that every adventurer wears a cloak, but I am only called the cloaked man?"
With a lofty gaze, I looked down at Malagby, who was waving his teeth and claws like an ant at his feet. I made a disdainful snort, shook my index finger at him, and spat softly.
"Not all milk is called Deluxe."
"Asshole, if that's the case, then I want it too." Malagby screamed strangely, quickly put on all his paladin's outfit, and in the blink of an eye he turned into an iron knight.
"That's what you call cheating," I said with a black line on my face.
"No, for me, this is a battlefield, so wearing equipment is a must."
Malagby was clever for once and found a reasonable excuse. Seeing that no one objected, I shrugged helplessly.
Forget it, I still have eight layers of cloak anyway, including the scarves and gloves that Veras and the others knitted for me, so who is afraid of whom?
To be continued...