Chapter 1069 Black History(2/2)
At that time, Vilas and Sara's bodies suddenly stiffened, and they looked at themselves mechanically, keeping their eyes wide open, with tears in their eyes. They were holding small bowls of water in their hands, and they fell to the ground with a clatter, just like a corpse.
Wang Fushi, who was still crying, straightened up and fainted in an exaggerated manner.
Of course, if this was not enough, the little ghost's flashing silver eyes instantly dimmed and turned gray, and then like a fish that lost its life in the water, the ghost body floating in the air fell softly on the ground.
land.
I originally thought that Linya was the saneest and would definitely notice my joke, but she also turned into a tearful person. After all, as the heir of the former Edward family, she is better than Vilas and the others in terms of will and calmness.
It's just that he didn't pass out directly.
I knew at that time that I was too naive and the joke was too big.
In front of the girl you love, who truly entrusts her completely to you, the jokes you must not make are: first, pretending to be dead (unless they know you are acting, like just now); second, pretending to have amnesia; third: say no
Like you again (even if she knows you are joking).
So I committed the second rule.
Later, I sincerely apologized. At this time, the dark history had just begun.
After listening to my explanation, Veras smiled and suggested treatment, and prepared a blow with a pan that [can make people with amnesia no longer lose their memory]. Needless to say, the little ghost wanted to engrave her teeth on me.
In my mind, I will never forget her even if I lose my memory.
Sarah helped me massage. It is said that this massage technique was passed down from Aunt Lisa. After being treated with this magical massage technique, I can be greatly immune to the symptoms of amnesia. I burst into tears at the time. Sarah is the best, the massage is good.
, massaged well, the place where the pan was patted by Veras, the head that was already covered with the teeth marks of the little ghost was still aching slightly.
The only bad thing is that Sarah's massage was inherited from Aunt Lisa. It would be so good if she didn't use a sword but her fingers. I'm sure that idiot Lal must have done this before.
One move, and then was severely repaired by this "massage" created by Aunt Lisa. The only difference was that Aunt Lisa might have used a kitchen knife instead of a sword.
Should I be sympathetic to the same problem? Or should I hate that old *** for causing trouble to me?
Linya prepared a set of secret exorcism magic rituals passed down by the Edward family. I am not surprised at all that the Edward family, which has been passed down for tens of thousands of years and was formerly a priest family, has any secrets. It’s just...
The person who undergoes the ceremony must hang upside down in a tree for a day and a night...does this posture last for such a long time?
Also, how do I feel that after the ceremony started, they told me that the magic circle under my head (because it was hung upside down on the tree) can run automatically, automatically exorcise evil spirits, is safe and pollution-free, and will never explode, achieving unmanned ***
The full automation of her work symbolized the coming of a new era of magic. After Linya made such an important declaration that could overturn hundreds of thousands of years of magic history, she yawned carelessly and went home to take a nap with the other girls.
went?
Finally, it comes from Little Jasmine. It is said that Lu Gaoyin’s royal family has a secret recipe that can cure amnesia. Seeing a layer of black smoke and unknown liquid with a rainbow floating on the surface, I was extremely confused at the time - how come everyone seems to be Does everyone have a method to treat or immunize the symptoms of amnesia? And they are all secret!! Could it be said that... in the Dark Continent, amnesia is a common disease with blood inheritance as the main mode of transmission?!!
After drinking Xiao Jasmine's dish that is said to be able to cure amnesia...my vision went dark. When I woke up, this dark history disappeared from my mind. I couldn't recall what I had done in the past few days. What, now that I think about it, maybe Little Jasmine’s pot of soup is really magical.
So, after suddenly recalling this dark history, I gave myself a cold war and gave myself a hundred more courage to stop making such a joke.
"I'll get out of bed and take a walk."
Because of the violent impact of black history, I even forgot about the idea of training Vilas and Sarah. Under their service, I sat up from the bed and walked out of the hall. When I looked outside, I realized that it was already dusk. He actually passed out in a coma for most of the day.
"Sir." Vilas, who was smiling at the side, suddenly said.
"Aren't you going?"
"certainly!!"
I clapped my hands, but I fell asleep until dusk. Is it still too late?
Is there still time... to pick up Linya?
"Sir, please comfort Linya. She is having the hardest time during this period."
The attentive Willas put the cloak on me from behind, while Sarah stood in front and helped me tie and buckle the cloak.
Alas, with these two little wives here, it would be difficult for me not to become a mortal just eating and waiting to die.
I kissed the two girls on the cheeks, straightened my cloak, and under the watchful eyes of two pairs of tender eyes, I strode out of the tent and hurried towards Akara's little black shop.
…
As the sun sets, the girl who has just come out of the tent is covered with a holy golden coat, adding a hazy holiness and beauty to her already stunning appearance, as if slowly rising from the golden sunset. Like the goddess of the evening, people can't help but worship this beauty and nobility.
Linya turned around and looked in the direction of the tent door.
In fact, there are still many things to do. Just for today, I won’t be able to finish them all if I don’t work until night.
Obviously he should continue, but he was driven out by Grandma Akara and Lena without any explanation.
Brother Wu...is he really back?
Perhaps, he is still lying on the bed now - after enduring Alice's impact.
Perhaps, he was having an intimate relationship with Vilas and Sarah, who never wanted to meet again.
Linya, who is said to be the most outstanding contemporary candidate of the Edward family regardless of appearance, talent or wisdom, and is even expected to become the second princess of a hundred tribes, is also worrying about gains and losses at this time, sometimes smiling, sometimes feeling disappointed...
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The winners in life who are celebrating today, especially the super winners in life who have received gifts from their daughters, all of you should go wash the toilet for Xiaoqi, you bastards!!!
Chapter completed!