Chapter 1035 The way to bring the dead back to life!(1/2)
Chapter 1035: A way to bring the dead back to life!
Intimidation alone is not enough. If this painful worm can't think of it, and it comes to a dead end, then all the original intention will be lost, so we have to find a way, scientifically... ahem, magically to really remove the little black tan's body.
The pain worm lives in, protecting the little black charcoal.
To achieve this, Jeluka and I alone cannot do it, so we have to rely on the power of the Mages Guild.
At first, I thought it was a bit difficult. After all, even if I am an alliance elder, it is too much to deploy a large amount of the power of the Mage Guild to save a little girl who is insignificant to the alliance. When I stepped into the Mage Guild,
, I thought about this for a long time, and finally thought of the scene of Xiao Heitan crawling on the grass in the dark night, with his whole thin body scraping mud, so I gritted my teeth and rushed in. I just treated it as a willful act, even if it was with
The elder's order also requires the Mages Guild to help with this.
Unexpectedly, I just finished explaining that there are actually a bunch of idle mages... Although it is unreasonable to describe people who are willing to help me, but in my eyes, they are like this, and the reason why they are willing to help is probably based on research.
Such a group of people rushed in with gleaming eyes, and expressed their righteousness and awe that they were willing to devote themselves to the alliance until death, so everyone hit it off immediately. While the president of the Mages Guild, who was originally skeptical about this, held his head and screamed, everyone
I started to get busy on how to seal the painful worms that invaded my body.
Then, I, a magic apprentice, was kicked out for such a ruthless reason as being a disservice. What a bunch of cold-blooded guys. I cursed and was officially nominated from the meeting of the [Save Humanity Plan: Ad hoc Parliamentary Group on How to Seal a Painful Worm]
After leaving the room, once the mages enter the research mode, they are a group of cold-blooded animals with only spell formulas in their minds. This I deeply realized again.
Where did Jeluka go? Ever since her eyes were kissed, she had been shouting that she was pregnant and then left with a blush on her face. Fortunately, she was in the Mage Guild and there was no one around, otherwise there would be no need to wait for the news the next day.
The hot rumor, I even thought of the title for those bastard gossip lovers - "Shocking! Bizarre! Beasts infested! Ladies, be careful! The alliance elder who will get pregnant if you kiss him".
"..."
Maybe it would be good if this could really happen, said Vilas, who has always wanted to give me a child.
Jeluka's long purple hair is quite eye-catching. In the guild, I just caught a few mages at random and asked about her whereabouts.
She actually went to the mage library again. Could it be that the Elf Royal Library couldn't satisfy her anymore? She walked among the bookshelves, and finally found a purple figure in a corner of the library that was as big as a football field.
Sitting on the floor, half leaning on the bookshelf, the purple eyes that usually blinked and seemed extremely lively were now staring motionlessly at the book in his hand. His expression did not give people the feeling of silence and dullness at all. Although his eyes were smaller than usual.
Her agility was exchanged for something she had never shown to herself before, a quiet aura like an elf in the lake.
A beautiful and strange atmosphere arose spontaneously, and that small corner of less than two square meters seemed to be cut into another world by the temperament she exuded at this time, a world that only belonged to her and the book, like a small black charcoal.
The difference is that it exudes an aura that is completely isolated from this world, as if you are in the quietness of another space. It is obviously close in front of you, but it seems that you will never be able to touch that figure.
I hated this feeling, so I coughed heavily several times, but without any response, I stormed up, strode up, and squatted down in front of her."
"Hey, can you hear me? Jeluka?!"
no response.
"Hey, it's time to get up and eat!"
Still no response.
"Ah! No, Carol is here!!"
Still no response.
"..."
I looked away for a moment, and then I brought my face up to her delicate and sweet face. It was so close that I could even smell the sweet scent of tulips coming out of her nose.
Breath, you can feel the moisture and temperature emanating from those soft cherry-colored lips, and then...
He passed by her face, his lips gently touched her fair ear, and she whispered three words.
"Birth control pills."
"!!"
Like a rabbit that was suddenly startled by some slight movement, Jeluka raised her head blankly and quickly glanced left and right. Then, those purple eyes that became agile again, and my eyes, were almost close to each other.
Staring at each other from a distance.
sluggish……
With a "pop" sound, the book in her hand slipped and fell on the wooden floor.
"Wow……"
"Wow?"
It is also an auxiliary word with unknown meaning.
"Wow wow wow wow wow~~~~~ Your Royal Highness is pregnant!!!!!!"
His Royal Highness is...pregnant?!
My whole body froze, and my eyebrows on both sides were tangled together. If I hadn't seen this guy blushing and looking frightened by my sudden appearance, I would have thought that she was selling something weird again.
Yellow jokes.
Having said that, only keywords like contraceptive pills can awaken her. This guy is really hopeless. Maybe the dirty jokes are really her true nature.
There was a "pop" sound.
"Woo~~~"
By the way, this was the violent sound when Zeluka was frightened, and she quickly threw her upper body up and tried to step back, but her head hit the bookshelf behind her, followed by her screams.
"Crack~~~~!!"
Not accepting the lesson at all, she screamed and subconsciously stepped back, and scored twice. If the picture were to be more cartoony, Jeluka would have had two big bumps growing out of the same position on her head.
"Crack~~~!!"
Still did not accept the lesson, completely ignored the principle of three things and continued to push forward. I said, are you unable to think about it? Or is it that the bookshelf offended you?
"Crack~~~!!"
I began to wonder if I was really that scary, to be able to make a guy who is usually very smart forget the existence of obstacles behind him and crash into the same place four times in a row.
"Okay, that's enough."
Seeing that there was still the fifth time, I quickly grabbed Jeluka's shoulders and held her down. Don't get me wrong, I was just worried about the bookshelf. Yes, I could be hit four times in a row by a guy with advanced strength in the pseudo-field.
Don't fall apart, you have worked very hard to survive, bookshelf children's shoes.
It took a while for Jeluka to calm down, probably because she was ashamed of the scene just now. As a result, for a period of time, on the pretext of looking at the scenery outside and breathing fresh air, she sold her front to the window, leaving only me.
Next background.
"What are you reading? You are reading so enthusiastically."
The atmosphere was a little awkward, so I picked up the book that Jeluka had left on the ground and flipped through it casually.
"Ahem."
The wind outside the window blew up the gauze curtain, and Jeluka turned her head with an air of being out of the dust, bringing up her purple hair to dance with the white gauze.
"The day before yesterday I saw a beast Duke, yesterday I saw a bottle of birth control pills, and today I met you."
"No...even if you say that, I don't know how to answer it? And why is it a beast? A beast Duke?! What on earth is the Beast Duke?! Is he still a human?! Finally, don't compare me with strange things
Things juxtaposed.”
I tilted my head in confusion. What was this strong sense of déjà vu? It seemed that I had heard similar words not that long ago, and then I remembered that it was that guy Aleus. By the way, I could say "the same move."
It won't have a second effect on the Saints"?
"It's really superficial, this is a very famous saying."
With this turning point, Jeluka finally returned to normal.
"If that's the case, then you should reflect more and don't insult the masterpiece, you bastard."
"I just want to try to tell you. Did His Highness feel it just now? The breath of a girl from 240 years in the future."
"I think I smell the musty smell of birth control pills 240 years later."
"Contraceptive pills are always full of girlish flavor."
Faced with my complaints, Jeluka looked out the window calmly, her expression and tone were long and ethereal, but her words were filled with a yellow atmosphere.
"Then I would like to ask you, the girl from 240 years in the future, what the future will be like." Holding back my temper, I tried to continue the conversation.
"Well, monsters are running rampant everywhere."
The future girl frowned, and her serious expression made people feel that the future was really as dark as she said.
"The monster named the Duke of Beasts is spread all over the continent. It is covered in a terrifying black smooth carapace, crawling around with trembling tentacles."
"Has Duke Beast been mass-produced, you bastard! How dedicated are you to Duke Beast, bastard! By the way, what on earth is Duke Beast, bastard!! Is it a cockroach with a human face?!!"
I couldn't bear it any longer, and the tea table that stirred up my soul turned into a roaring body.
"Contraceptive pills... can no longer stop the spread of the Duke of Beasts. The mainland is finished." She sat slumped on the ground like a tragic girl in a stage play, Jeluka said with a sob (performance mode).
"Ah, I understand, so you went back 240 years ago and planned to save the continent, right?"
"wrong!!"
Jeluka suddenly stood up and straightened her body, as if she had suddenly changed from a sad princess lamenting the destruction of the world to a knight queen vowing to save the continent.
"I'm just a contraceptive pill seller."
To be continued...