2. Was doused by the housekeeper aunt(1/2)
The hair dryer is a three-no product that costs 99 yuan. The gears on it are not accurate. If you are not careful, you will push it to the middle state between the gears and fall into an embarrassment of not being up or down.
But for Han and Yue, this is not a problem. The industrial crystallization of the human world, even shoddy copycat products, is more reliable than orc guys.
He carefully adjusted the gear button to control the size of the fire flow ejected by the "flamethrower". He observed the change in the waaagh value in the upper left corner of the field of view.
Maintaining this obviously unreasonable flamethrower requires consuming waaagh value.
Moreover, the larger the flame, the more waaagh value it needs to be consumed. In just a few seconds, the waaagh value has consumed more than 40 points.
"It seems that the consumption of making weapons is not large, and the consumption of using weapons is the big deal."
The excellent mathematical foundation cultivated by nine years of compulsory education allowed Han Yue to estimate the duration of this so-called flamethrower that should last for another 5 minutes...
Han Yue felt that the ability of Waaagh value was even stronger than that of the Green Skin era. At that time, when making weapons, there was a certain degree of rationality.
But now it seems that just think about it and be able to convince yourself with logic.
At this time, a basin of cold water poured from the head, and the flames sprayed out of the flamethrower did not decrease at all, but the grip folded from the paper box was a bit wet.
Han Yue released the lighter and hair dryer buttons at the same time, and the flame went out.
The greatest commander of Green Skin, Han Yue, crossed the starry sea, and ignited the flames of war.
The most violent aunt in the dormitory checked the hygiene and put it out with a basin of cold water.
The surprise of increasing his ability was poured by a basin of cold water. After experiencing the green temper of Han Yue, who had gone from confusion to depression, and then from childhood to heart-warming, Han Yue's green temper suddenly rose.
"Playing with fire in the dormitory?! Why don't you go to class? What bad things are you doing in the dormitory alone? Did you skip class? What's your name? Which class?" The aunt spoke very fast, and a series of questions were like a sudden rain and strong wind, which made Han Yue unable to open his eyes.
Han Yue's eyes flashed with green light, trying to reveal his bloodthirsty fangs.
"What's your expression? Grinning!"
"I want to inform you counselors!"
Having experienced the volley of billions of cannons from the human empire, and having seen the rolling and rushing sea of insects all over the sky, growing in the sea of blood, Han Yue was still confused by the words of Liu Su'e, the aunt in the housekeeper.
The Green Skin Warlord, a super skilled tyrant, the God-selected Brother Mao, and the unprecedented initiator of Waaagh, which made the human empire exhausted from dealing with, Han Yue, who was unable to figure out the situation for a while.
The faint green light dissipated, and his bloodthirsty eyes became clear. Han Yue couldn't speak in a daze. He could no longer remember how long it had been since no one dared to talk to him like this...
However, the aunt in charge of the dormitory is more fierce than the Zerg.
Aunt Liu Su'e, who was the servant of the police, saw Han Yue's depressed expression and red eyes, her voice became eased.
It looks quite heartbreaking. The handsome and delicate boy, even if his eyes are red and his expression is distorted, will only make people feel that he is wronged.
"A man who looks so pretty is actually doing something as dangerous as playing with fire."
She looked at the so-called "flamethrower" in Han Yue's hand.
After a moment of looking, Liu Su'e widened her eyes. She seemed to see someone dancing square dance barefoot in an empty square.
The voice became louder again.
"What kind of broken thing are you? You used this fire to lit it?"
Han Yue came back to his senses from his stunned state.
As a human being and a normal college student, the normal way to do this at this moment should be to bow your head and admit your mistakes, go down the road and find an excuse.
But Han Yue has been a human being for 20 years, but orcs have been a hundred years, and that recklessness has come up again. What a shame to hear someone belittle his weapons?
You can say I am ugly or vulgar, but you can't despise my force and weapons. What's more, it's not a good word for Han Yue to describe being delicate.
"This is not a broken thing, this is a weapon!" Han Yue emphasized seriously.
"Ha? This is a weapon? Do you think I am a fool? Make me a flame out and see?"
Han Yue's green temper could be so exciting that he would perform a flame burning sky after taking over the "flame thrust".
The "flamething ejector" is made of a carton, because of the cold water, it becomes soft.
Han Yue took out the transparent tape and prepared to reinforce it. After all, this is a weapon of mass destruction. It has poor stability, but it will hurt others.
Liu Su'e wrapped her hands on her chest and watched Han Yue wrap the transparent tape around and around, giving her a scent of watching you pretending to behave quietly.
She, Liu Su'e, has been in the industry for 20 years and is known as Qinglong Xiaoe.
With Mr. Suzaku, the second apartment next door, Mr. Chen, the white tiger of the girl's apartment No. 4, and Mr. Chen's wife, Mr. Qin, the doorman, who is respected as Xuanwu, and the four kings of the sergeant.
From checking hygiene, turning off the lights and locking the door, to confiscating high-power electrical appliances, I don’t know how many college students are in her hands. I have never seen anyone dare to talk back to her, let alone just use such a mentally retarded reason.
"Weapons, haha."
Han Yue tightened the "flame thrust" with transparent tape and said to the servant aunt Liu Su'e: " Stay away, I'm afraid I will hurt you."
Liu Su'e's eyes wide open, but she didn't say anything. She just took out her pen and book. She wanted to use her big killer weapon and deduct points.
Han Yue held the folded grip of the paper box with both hands, and his fingers were already placed on the button.
The eyes gradually became wild, let's burn, Apartment No. 3.
At this time, two figures rushed in from outside the dormitory, one left and one right, holding Han Yue.
"Old Han, you have to be calm." Gao Youhong said.
"Don't be impulsive." Mao Xiaofang comforted.
"Add it, accept it, we're convinced."
Mao Xiaofang said to Aunt She Guan apologetically, "Auntie, don't be angry, don't be angry, Han Yue didn't do it on purpose."
Han Yue was a little bit arrogant at this time. He did not recognize these two roommates and best friends. His 100-year career in green skin made him a little unfamiliar with the original people and things.
His eyes were red, and he wanted to fuck these two inappropriate chickens and continue to demonstrate his weapons.
Gao Youhong and Mao Xiaofang shivered when they saw Han Yue's strange and bloodthirsty eyes, but they couldn't ignore it.
You helped Han Yue defend his words one by one.
"Han Yue, don't be excited, I'm Brother Gao."
"Look at me, look at me, I am your brother Mao."
"He has a brain problem."
"Auntie, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Don't deduct him points."
"He's in a bad mood."
"He's getting angry."
"He's broken up."
Han Yue:?????
Brother Gao, Brother Mao?" Han Yue was a little confused. What is this and what is it? Are you Brother Gao and Brother Mao? My two roommates?
Liu Su'e looked at Gao Youhong and Mao Xiaofang with a smile, "Then tell me, why did he set fire in the dormitory?"
Mao Xiaofang took a breath of air conditioning and set fire in the dormitory? This is not a joke. If it is confirmed, it will definitely be punished.
Gao Youhong looked at Han Yue, and there was a little admiration in her eyes. Unexpectedly, Lao Han, you usually pretend to be serious, but you didn't expect to play so much behind your back.
But he also knew that this was not a joke.
He quickly explained to the servant aunt Liu Su'e, "He...he is doing magic."
Mao Xiaofang responded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes, it's just a magic trick. He signed up for that party and wanted to go to perform the show."
Liu Su'e threw the inspection record on the table, "Who are you lying to? The final exam is coming soon, it's not a festival, where did the party come from?"
Gao Youhong quickly explained, "It's not a party, it's not a party, but it's indeed a performance show! He...he's heartbroken!"
Mao Xiaofang hurriedly followed up, "Yes, yes, it's a love-breaking thing. The girl said that if he could spit out a fire, she wouldn't break up with him."
"So he started to learn to do magic."
Gao You was full of love, "Auntie, don't you think this story is very touching?"
Liu Su'e looked at Han Yue and the "flame thrust" in his hands again. It really looked abnormal. Maybe it was really exciting to be heartbroken?
She just looked carefully and found that the ragged thing in his hand was just a hair dryer and lighter, and it was impossible to ignite a large range of flames.
Maybe I read it wrong just now.
Liu Su'e's expression was cloudy and sunny. She decided to put Han Yue on the one hand. On the one hand, it was because there was no consequence, and there was not even a single hair in the dormitory. On the other hand, he looked at Han Yue quite liked.
His eyes were red, as if he had suffered a lot of grievances.
She wrote a few strokes on the notebook.
"I won't report to the school this time, but the points will be deducted. Use the fire source in the dormitory," she glanced at the ragged cardboard gun in Han Yue's hand, "and that... uses... magic props in violation of regulations."
Mao Xiaoxun and Gao Youhong breathed a sigh of relief.
Han Yue was stunned. He remembered that when he extinguished the flamethrower, the waaagh value in the upper left corner of his vision was 1024 points.
When I figured out the flamethrower, I consumed 100 points, and when I continued to use the flamethrower, I consumed 110 points.
But now waaagh has become 1025 points.
To be continued...