After leaving the county town, I could leave for an hour and arrived at the lush mountainside.

After all, Wei Yuan's basic attributes are more than twice that of ordinary people. His footwork is quite fast, and the same is true for the chicken legs. If the Erhu were not carrying the chicken legs, he might have lost it now.

Wei Yuan was naturally angry, but the crazy monk smiled, as if he was very impressed by Erha's stupid behavior.

Sure enough, I'm so crazy! This time I asked you to take the stupid dog back to the temple, and I had to demolish the Main Hall in the temple.

As we climbed up the mountain, there were only a quarter of an hour of more than a thousand steps, and Wei Yuan saw the dome of the temple.

As the mountain gate was about to arrive, you could even hear some pilgrims talking.

Wei Yuan looked at the few braised cooked foods in his hand and two small jars of wine, and couldn't help asking: "Master, let's go in with the wine and meat?"

The crazy monk had a row of foreheads, "Don't say, I came here five years ago because my master was drinking in the monk's house. The group of slutty monks didn't let the master hang up and wanted to leave! I slapped the Main Hall with the help of alcohol, and they became reasonable..."

Wei Yuan: No wonder you looked at the two Haha differently. You are like alike! No! You are much more destructive than it! It’s a long time since it was demolished. You can pour it out for a drink!

"Besides, they eat theirs, we eat ours. But we eat openly, they eat secretly." The crazy monk scratched his head: "But don't go forward, come with your teacher!"

Wei Yuan saw the crazy monk walking around the wall of the temple and couldn't help but ask, "Master, where are we going?"

"Go to the back door!"

Good guy, I haven't heard of any back doors when you go to the temple.

Today, this cheap master really "teached" Wei Yuan a lot of reason!

I don’t know what happened, but the small back door of the temple was hidden in vain, and the master and apprentice walked in openly.

The master and disciple came to a remote courtyard, and the crazy monk pointed his hand: "Who do you live in that room! That was the Zen room where your ninth senior brother lived last year..."

When Wei Yuan heard this, his hair stood upright: I forgot if you don’t mention it! How did my nine unlucky cheap senior brothers die?!

Wei Yuan couldn't help but remember the row of bloody eunuchs who met in the toilet of the residence of the Grandpa Wei Dafuhai!

Could it be that I was sent to do some dangerous mission? Assassinate the Queen Mother?!

The crazy monk patted Wei Yuan on the shoulder, "Don't worry, just you little shrimp, what's your turn to do? What's the Queen Mother? I think you look like the Queen Mother!"

Wei Yuan was suddenly stunned: How do you know what I am thinking?

The crazy monk smiled and said, "Oh, this is the supernatural power of Buddhism, his heart is clear."

Damn it!

Wei Yuan quickly looked at his nose and his nose, and tried hard to concentrate on his will to observe the blackheads that did not exist on his nose.

Hey, don’t say that, your physique has improved, and your figure and skin have improved! No matter how much cosmetics and beauty lenses cost, you can’t get the effect! No wonder I shave my head and look good!

Wei Yuan tried to fight against enemies with the ability to see through the heart in this way.

After all, Katu is an existence that wanders around the world and can encounter any kind of enemy. Therefore, there are many valuable experiences summarized by the senior Katu.

Just listened to the crazy monk: "What is a blackhead?"

Wei Yuan felt awe in his heart. The ability to peek at the heart is so strong. Not only is it just a superficial idea, it is simply reading my thoughts as text! How could this cheap master be so strong?

He forced himself to calm down and put his hands together, saying, "Ami, I, Buddha, my disciple, has not had enough mental state, please don't blame me."

I will never dare to scold you in my heart again!

The crazy monk still smiled: "Hey, it's okay, just scold me if you want to. You have to obey my original intention! What's the point of cursing a few words? After all, I'm not an evil ghost as a teacher!"

Wei Yuan:...This is to arrange for me to debut!

...

Wei Yuan went to the Zen room where he inherited from several senior brothers and organized it, and quickly came to the mad monk's house to ask for peace.

The monk's house of the Crazy Monk is even simpler than Wei Yuan's Zen Room.

Judging from the old monk's behavior of slapping the Great Hall, he should have lived here voluntarily.

Wei Yuan came to the cushion in front of the crazy monk and sat down. He pulled his legs and sat cross-legged with difficulty, which was called "Doujia".

This posture is very difficult for beginners, and it requires you to put both feet on your thighs, which is much more difficult than ordinary sitting cross-legged.

If Wei Yuan hadn't been very flexible now, he would have basically not succeeded. However, at this time, he felt as if he had locked himself up, how would he stretch his legs apart in a while?

At this moment, the crazy monk who was lying on his side as if Ge You was paralyzed, glanced at him, "What are you doing there? Are you not tired?"

"tired!"

"I'm still playing with monkeys here?"

Wei Yuan endured the discomfort of his legs and said, "Isn't this trying to learn Buddhism from his master?"

Wei Yuan’s idea is, no matter what you think, I will learn the skills first.

Since this cheap master is so good, if he doesn't learn something, it would be an insult to the noble character of leading the capitalist to pluck his hair.

The crazy monk smiled and said, "Buddha? Well... don't worry, take a break. First seek freedom, consolidate the foundation before talking about it..."

Wei Yuan didn’t understand, what does it mean to lay a solid foundation? What does it mean to seek freedom?

But he couldn't say much, he went back and waited first.

Wei Yuan asked with a thick face: "Master, can you help me? I can't move anymore!"

The crazy monk waved his hand and Wei Yuan turned 720° after he flew into the air. Before he understood what was going on, he was already standing at the door.

Wei Yuan closed the door outside and returned to his meditation room.

The mad monk in the monk's house stared at the wall and saw it was terrified. He suddenly grinned, not knowing what he was thinking.

...

It was already dark at this time, and Wei Yuan did not light the oil lamp, mainly because there was no fire on his body.

He lay on the bed thinking about his experience for most of the day... What did he do after entering this unknown fantasy world?

He was chased by monsters for no reason, rescued by the old monk for no reason, forced to become a monk for no reason, and became a monk for no reason?

He touched his head, it was so smooth! It was round and round!

"I became bald, but I didn't become stronger..." Wei Yuan felt bitter!

Even though he is very handsome now, he is a very handsome monk, very suitable for bald haircuts, a hairstyle that tests appearance. However, the sadness in his heart cannot be concealed.

Every bite is hard to come by. Don’t wait until you lose it before regretting it! If God gives me another chance, I... I’m afraid I will have to shave it!

Wei Yuan looked at his card apprentice system and there was nothing unusual. Even the time for adventure in the fantasy world was:???

Let’s take a look at the third soul card [World Positive Feedback (Soul)], there are no tasks triggered yet.

Wait and see!

The night passed like this, and Wei Yuan was woken up by the sound of the temple bell in the morning.

Wei Yuan quickly brought a wooden basin to the well in the yard to draw a bucket of water. He first washed his face a few times, then changed a basin of water and took it to the mad monk's house.

Wei Yuan knocked on the door twice, but no one responded. He went in carefully and heard the crazy monk snoring. Two empty wine jars and some oil paper wrapped in cooked food were thrown on the ground. What is this called? Whatever you do is not good, and you will not leave anything you eat!

Wei Yuan put the water on the washbasin rack and thought to himself: What should we do now?

The crazy monk woke up, "Good disciple, why did you get up so early? How could you get up so early? How could you get up so early? Are you in a hurry to cheat on the money for sesame oil?" He also yawned.

Wei Yuan asked carefully: "Master, don't we need to recite scriptures?" He still did not give up on learning skills.

"Recite the scriptures? Nothing! Who is the serious monk chanting the scriptures? It's a shameless!"

Wei Yuan felt that it was inappropriate for those fellow practitioners to name the cheap masters Crazy Monk.

This is clearly a demon monk!

"Forget it! I've gotten up anyway, let's go and eat tofu brain with my teacher!"

The crazy monk shook his iron sleeves with a blowjob, and walked out without washing his face.

Thinking of being a cheap master of the firm Salt Party, Wei Yuan felt that the test has come!

This time I didn't walk through the back door. As soon as I left the courtyard, I walked towards the front hall and met a group of more than a dozen monks.

These monks were wearing cassocks, holding rosary beads and various magical instruments, and were solemn and precious, with their brows and eyes down, showing the style of a monk.

The fat monk in his forties, who was in his forties, closed his hands and recited: "Amitabha~ Master," said Mr. "

The crazy monk glanced at the monks and said, "Why do you want to cut it?"

The monk with a big face said calmly and steadily: "The Lai family in Baiyu Town has caused some evil spirits. My nephew takes all his brothers to help the poor and promote Buddhism."

The crazy monk nodded and walked forward without looking back. Wei Yuan didn't care about anything else and hurriedly followed.

As soon as he left the mountain gate, Wei Yuan couldn't help it, "Master, are those monks going to subdue demons and demons?" Wei Yuan was blinded by this world. Of course, he wanted to inquire more when encountering such a thing.

The crazy monk smiled and said, "To put it nicely, it's just to cheat money on sesame oil. The fat monk was HP. When his master was still a little novice monk, I pointed him out. So he had such a spell of three-legged cats..."
Chapter completed!