Chapter 325 The Fear of Jian Slave
Actually speaking, Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and others are quite sympathetic to the Japanese slaves——
The three-inch height of the Japanese slaves was less than 1.5 meters according to the standards of later generations. In the Song Dynasty, it was considered a third-class disability. Even before Zhao Huan officially abolished the corvee, this
They all belong to the special care group who are exempt from corvee service.
After Zhao Huan completely abolished corvee service and provided many kinds of messy benefits to the Song Dynasty, people of this height could even receive subsidies from the government.
Of course, whether they were exempted from corvee service or could receive subsidies from the government, these were all aimed at the people of the Song Dynasty.
In other words, the audience for these benefits is humans, and Japanese slaves, who are not even humans, are naturally not eligible to enjoy these benefits.
Therefore, when Zhao Huan said that he would use Japanese slaves to completely solve the labor problem in the Song Dynasty, for Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and others, they probably said, "The official family is awesome, they can actually solve the labor problem" or "The official family is awesome.
It’s really cruel to actually use third-class disabled people as laborers.” The rest is probably just hehe.
To put it bluntly, Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and others' sympathy for the Japanese slaves was only superficial. It was absolutely impossible for them to stand up and say a good word for the Japanese slaves.
In contrast, Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and other bigwigs were more concerned about the fact that Zhao Huan had to twist his head to conquer Japan himself.
It’s such a small overseas country! And they are all third-class disabled people less than five feet tall!
Apart from the existence of Shi Jian Yin Shan, who could make Zhuang Chengyi's heart flutter, what else is left worthy of the dignified officials of the Song Dynasty personally leading their troops on an expedition?
It’s so embarrassing to say it out loud, okay?
Thinking of this, Li Gang bowed and said: "Let me tell the officials, the Japanese country is just an island country. The officials only need to issue an order, the Privy Council selects generals, several naval armies, and two forbidden armies. They can be pacified in a few months. Why bother to fight in person from afar?
It’s a joke to everyone!”
Zhuang Chengyi also bowed and said: "My lord, I second the proposal! Although the treasury is empty...cough, even though there is silver in stone...cough! It's just a Japanese country, why should the officials personally conquer it!"
Zhong Shidao also bowed and said: "Let me tell you, the Privy Council has made a plan for the Japanese country. It only takes three months."
Holding up three fingers, Zhong Shidao continued: "It only takes three months at most to pacify the Japanese country."
Zhao Huan laughed loudly and said to Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and others: "Li Qing is responsible for the affairs of the court, there are six ministries, and there are hundreds of civil and military officials. You come and tell me why I have to stay in Bianjing? Why do I have to stay in Bianjing every day?
Go wandering on the street? Or go to Daming Lake for a private visit? Or even better, I’ll go to Jiangnan next time?”
Li Gang turned his head and glanced at Zhong Shidao, and found that Zhong Shidao also looked like he wanted to hit someone but was helpless——
Look, is this human language? The big guys in the court are as busy as dead dogs. The local officials who like to sing, drink, and visit brothels are now busier than the donkeys in the landlord's house. You old man is still in the mood.
Wandering in the streets? Do you want to visit Jiangnan incognito?
You, the old man, are not willing to co-operate in anything that has anything to do with the emperor!
Besides, if you really want to have nothing to do, why don't you choose more beautiful girls and go to the harem to create more villains? Give birth to more princes for the Song Dynasty. That is also your duty as an emperor.
How can you think about leading troops to fight every day?
However, no matter how much Li Gang, Zhong Shidao and others tried to persuade him, Zhao Huan was determined to conquer the Japanese country himself, as if he had done that.
What’s wrong with the Japanese slaves being third-class disabled people? When the slaves were first established, they weren’t even considered third-class disabled people!
Also, how well-behaved Jiannu was during Zhu Laosi’s period, but didn’t he still bring disaster to the Ming Dynasty? After arriving in Chenghua Liting, Jiannu, who had been honest for a period of time, still used some bullshit to bring down the enemy’s seven hatreds.
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Although the Japanese slaves are now a little shorter and stouter than the slave slaves, they are not as capable of causing harm as the slave slaves, but the slave slaves are not simple either. The 300,000-strong Jinling City can be slaughtered at will.
But there is no mercy at all!
Moreover, the Japanese slaves were not only evil themselves, but also led the sticks to do evil together with the mites, giving the sticks the additional title of "Er Devils" and allowing the mites to torment a pseudo-mite state.
When he thought of this, Zhao Huan inexplicably thought of the wretched Puyi who said, "I don't care how many people they kill, but they won't let me be the emperor anyway."
Look, it’s fucked up enough, right?
And this is where Jian Nu is better than Japanese Nu -
Zhao Huan has always been curious. From the time of the emperor's defeat until the time of Puyi's failure, how did the slaves who practiced non-marriage between Manchu and Han Dynasties merge with those Qingchu? But you can't say it yet.
It affects national unity.
Also, Jiannu successfully turned the mandarin jacket and cheongsam into the traditional costume of the entire country, and whoever dares to criticize can be labeled as destroying national unity. Who dares to say that Jiannu is not smart?
Jiannu successfully created the most terrifying template, a template for foreign invasion of Chinese civilization, which completely destroyed the Chinese people's original concept of civilization and spawned all kinds of ridiculous theories such as the wolf totem and the theory of entering the customs!
Including Shenyang City in later generations, there is Shengjing Hospital, Shengjing Bank, and the commemoration of the 300th anniversary of the arrival of Ziqi from the east. They have long forgotten that their original name was Shenyang and they were originally affiliated with Wangping County, Liaodong County.
, Houcheng during the Han Dynasty, Shenzhou during the Tang Dynasty, and Shenyang Zhongwei during the Ming Dynasty.
Or looking at it from another perspective, the Sino-Japanese friendship after the Japanese slaves entered the three eastern provinces may have come from the inspiration brought to them by the Japanese slaves.
It's a pity that the Japanese slaves were born with evil foundations. Jiannu failed to learn the three-quarter human nature that Jiannu pretended to be, but he learned all the seven-quarters of animal nature in Jiannu. In the end, he was not able to conquer the Central Plains as successfully as Jiannu.
, otherwise, I'm afraid the original fifty-six ethnic groups will become fifty-six V plus a fart.
When he thought of this, Zhao Huan's face became ugly again. Fortunately, there was only one V in the Song Dynasty.
"In order to personally conquer the Japanese country, I personally asked the Buddha to borrow money. Why are you trying to stop me here?"
Zhao Huan said with a gloomy face: "I will leave my words to you today. No one can persuade me! I must conquer the Japanese country myself!"
Li Gang and Zhong Shidao looked at each other again, and seeing that they couldn't stop them anymore, they turned their attention to Zhuang Chengyi.
Zhuang Chengyi lowered his head and pondered for a long time. After a while, he raised his head and bowed: "Let me tell the officials. If the officials must personally conquer the Japanese country, they must end the war before the Spring Festival in the fifth year of Jingkang."
"The Ministry of Household Affairs can support an army of 300,000 people with grain, grass, ordnance, and ammunition for up to half a year. If it exceeds half a year, it will have to be transferred from other places."
"In addition, the government must not engage in any fire coverage or double the ammunition base this time, otherwise it will not last even half a year."
At this point, Zhuang Chengyi couldn't help but complain: "They are obviously short boys, but they can't be killed without bombardment. The ammunition wasted is not money!"
Chapter completed!