If a person is unlucky, drinking a sip of water will also cause his teeth to be stuck.

Speaking of today's incident, Xu Yi was very unlucky. He just went out in the morning and didn't know that it was a dog raised by the house. Not only did he shit on the road, but Xu Yi even stepped on it.

Although Xu Yi had a premonition in his heart, going to the interview today would definitely have many obstacles. Even if the interview was successful, he would not be able to get the position he wanted.

As expected, Xu Yi was driven out by the decision of Hongyangtian Group before the formal interview was formally interviewed. The most annoying thing was that TM had enough recruits, and it was not too early to say that it made people line up for most of the day. From this we can imagine how depressed Xu Yi was.

When I took a bus back to the community where I lived, Donghe Garden, Xu Yi did not bargain with the vegetable seller. He bought two kilograms of cabbage. He thought happily, and took one kilogram to cook and boil the vegetables and stir-fry them. By the way, the remaining pieces of meat I ate yesterday were treated.

However, what Xu Yi did not expect was that Xu Yi finally climbed to the sixth floor and was about to take out the keys when he suddenly saw the landlord standing at the door in front of his room. This shocked Xu Yi so much that he almost threw the cabbage on the ground and ran away.

There was no choice but to walk over with a tough bullet and greet him, "Sister, this is a coincidence!"

The landlord snorted and said, "Yes, Xu Dacaizi, you are going to buy vegetables. No wonder I had been having sex for a long time, why didn't anyone respond? I thought you ran away!"

Xu Yi's face turned red and he said, "Sister, don't say anything. I don't have money now. If you wait until night, you will come again. I'll go to the bank to get money for you." As a man, when his dignity was criticized, Xu Yi really couldn't bear it anymore.

That is, last month, Xu Yi wanted to pack his luggage and ran away. As long as he still had some money on his hands, he couldn't find a house there.

Unfortunately, the landlord was so angry that no matter what reason Xu Yi found, he asked Xu Yi to pay the rent and asked Xu Yi to custody his graduation certificate to the landlord. That is, this big sister who is indifferent to money.

After paying the rent, Xu Yi's hands had more than 1,000 yuan, but it immediately turned into several hundred yuan. Of course, I don't have to eat it this month.

Although Xu Yi has the idea of ​​being bullied by a dog in Pyongyang, what's the matter? This is the world. Rich people can live happily, while poor people will be bullied every day.

After sending the landlord, Xu Yi cooked the rice, but still thought about it. Every dish was hot, the vegetables were cabbage, and the hot was cabbage soup. Although he had a little talk and left his hometown, although it was a little miserable. But it was always easier to stay at home and be treated with all the respects of the villagers.

After dinner, Xu Yi took out a simple phone call. Why is this phone called simple? Because it only has basic functions such as large phone calls and sending messages. As for surfing the Internet, although there are also some, the speed is unstoppable.

When he came out, Xu Yi brought a full-featured phone number, but when he was taking a ride, the thief was asked to go there. The thief went to not only Xu Yi's phone number, but also touched all Xu Yi's contacts. If there was a phone number inside, Xu Yi would not have been so embarrassed.

Although I know that many friends and classmates are in the same city as me, I have no contact. Xu Yi is like a kite with a broken string. Now Xu Yi only remembers one phone number, which is his family member. If he asks his family for help, in the eyes of his family, can he have a future?

After dinner, Xu Yi went out. Xu Yi was not going to withdraw money, but was thinking about the phone numbers of the friends who were in this city with him to see if he could think of one. Even if it was a friend's phone number, for Xu Yi now, that was enough.

Xu Yi didn't know who he was provoking whom today, but when he was about to go out, he almost got hit by the car. Fortunately, the driver was not driving drunk, otherwise the consequences could be imagined.

After being frightened, Xu Yi naturally did not dare to walk on the main road, so he walked over a small road. Xu Yi's purpose was to breathe the fresh air there.

Shortly after Xu Yi walked into the path, he hit the head with an unknown object. This really made Xu Yi very angry and avoided himself, but he always followed him.

Although Xu Yi held his head, he tried hard to step on the piece of garbage that was smashing himself. After stomping for a while, after his anger disappeared, Xu Yi was in the mood to see what kind of garbage that hit him was.

Fortunately, this piece of garbage was flattened and smashed himself. If it was smashed down from the tip, the consequences would be unimaginable. Xu Yi picked it up and looked at it. When he smashed it, he immediately turned out to be a piece of light, the cover was black, and there was no font. He thought to himself, if you ripped it, why did you have to hit me on the head?

Although Xu Yi thought so in his heart, he was reluctant to throw away the Guangqiu in his hand. The reason was very simple, because Xu Yi used his best to step on it just now, and he just stepped on the box containing the Guangqiu, but this Guangqiu was nothing.

Maybe, this is a genuine piece of paper. If there are good things in it and exchange them for dozens of dollars, it should not be a problem.

After smashing this piece of light certificate, Xu Yi was still feeling shopping. Fortunately, he returned to the dormitory and looked in front of the mirror. He found that he was not disfigured, so he felt relieved. If he was disfigured like this, not to mention looking for a job, he would also despise him if he found a girlfriend. My sexual blessings must not be ruined by this damn light certificate.

Thinking of this damn Guangqi, Xu Yi immediately tore up his expired product from seven years ago. He heard that it was a famous brand before. Unfortunately, the label marked with the famous brand symbol was not known to be its first owner.

This laptop was bought by Xu Yi for 250 yuan from Bainaohui. It has few functions. First of all, I don’t know how to remove the network card from the unethical maintenance staff, and I don’t know where to go for the original optical drive. Fortunately, the hard drive is still there, 160gb and USB can still be used. In this way, Xu Yi bought it for 250 yuan, and only a brand new hard drive.

Since the optical drive is not original, and it is an aging optical drive, installed on the machine, it only serves as a decorative function. Of course, this optical drive seems to only recognize the genuine optical drive, which is good and bad. In other words, it is not possible to read any optical drive.

For Xu Yi, the most valuable thing in the entire notebook is the AV containing more than 100gb. Xu Yi did not have any hope for the black light certificate.

After stuffing the light card in, Xu Yi waited for a long time and waited patiently. It would take longer for these aging optical drives, and it would be normal to be proficient.

However, after a while, I saw messages flashing on the screen. Although Xu Yi did not know much about his brain, he could still see the prompts such as formatting and reinstalling the system.

At the beginning, Xu Yi didn't feel anything, but suddenly a flash of his mind and couldn't help but scream: "Oh, my mother, my av, listen quickly, I don't want to format it."

The computer is not a human being, so how could he listen to Xu Yi? Xu Yi tried to operate it but found that it could not be operated. The only possibility was that the computer was stuck. Then he tried to shut down, but the shutdown failed. The only possibility was that the computer crashed. Then Xu Yi didn't think about it and immediately unplugged the power supply. What Xu Yi didn't expect was that after the power was disconnected, the computer was still on, which might be the battery on the computer being used.

When Doctor Xu pulled out the battery and saw that the computer was still working, Xu Yi felt cold in his heart, and he thought of what happened today. He thought: "I can't be so dark, right!"

When Xu Yi was about to run away, the computer suddenly flashed and the screen went dark. Xu Yi felt relieved and said to himself: "It seems that he was scaring himself." Thinking about it, he was about to reach out his hand. As soon as he touched the computer, Xu Yi felt his whole body vibrated and a feeling of electric shock came. Xu Yi quickly shrank his hand, and just retracted his hand, but he saw that the screen that had just turned black began to light up again.

Just two flashes, an interface appears. It is not the XP system or the Apple system, but a Taobao system.

Then, a smart window opened on the screen, which was a pink house. At this time, Xu Yi seemed to be watching a movie. He only saw a small door suddenly opened in the room, and then a person walked out of it. He was also a beautiful woman, three-point style, very pleasing to the eye.

"Taobao Xiaoling has met the master and asked the master to assign tasks to Xiaoling!" Xu Yi looked at such a beauty and couldn't help but have a spoof idea. He said without hesitation: "Then you turn around and let me see." Xu Yi originally thought that he was seeing a short movie, but what Xu Yi could never imagine was that as soon as Xu Yi's voice fell, he could only hear the beauty in the short movie responded: "Okay, master." As he said that, he turned around and turned his back to Xu Yi, which immediately made the expression on Xu Yi's face different.

Then Xu Yi said again: "Let's turn around." As soon as Xu Yi's voice fell, the beauty in the computer turned around, her two pairs of eyelashes blinked, which was extremely beautiful.
Chapter completed!