Text] Chapter 269 Gao Jianbin’s joke—

Chapter 269 Gao Jianbin’s joke

Seeing everyone being silent, Gao Jianbin did not continue, but said: "I have considered this new district for a long time and still have to continue. This is not just for the face of our district committee and government. Compared with the interests of the general public, what is the key to our face? I look at the opportunities brought by it. As my country's pace of opening up the market to the outside world accelerates, investment promotion work has become more and more the growth point of each region. Foreign enterprises have simply seen that my country has a large population and huge market potential. On the other hand, it is low production costs and cheap labor. However, as my country gradually improves its economic level and development speed, this advantage has become

It is no longer so obvious. This is the reason for investing in our country. The entry of foreign capital has also had a great impact on local enterprises. On the one hand, the intervention of foreign capital has brought about competition in high-tech, and science and technology are the primary productivity. This is undeniable. The quality of products is good and the production speed is fast. On the other hand, the competition in market share is the competition. The living environment of various enterprises is under huge challenges. If the research and development of science and technology and the expansion of production scale are not carried out, the company's market will easily shrink or even go bankrupt. We have the advantage of good quality and low price, and foreign-funded products are still slightly higher."

Speaking of this, Gao Jianbin signaled Zheng Hailu to go on, with a hint of nervousness, Zheng Hailu said: "Although Haizhou Development Zone is still ahead of many cities and cities, and has also passed the national development zone qualification certification of the State Council, it has always been a pride of the attention of the municipal party committee and government, coupled with the provincial development zone, it has gradually grown into a sense of pride. In the past two years, it has been going downhill and working behind closed doors. You can take a look. Last year, the Haizhou Development Zone Management Committee had never held a provincial-level investment promotion negotiation meeting to attract domestic enterprises, and it was held by the state.

There was no obvious result at the International Business Association Conference. Those development zones with generally backward strength have introduced top 500 companies in the world to invest, but the Development Zone Management Committee cannot show any highlights. It is because some of our leading cadres have always followed a method of doing things that is not afraid of deep alleys. The consequence is that it derails from the international market and gradually no longer operates in the same circle of rules." At first, he was a little nervous, and he spoke more fluently, which surprised others and also made Gao Jianbin very satisfied. He nodded at her with a smile.

Looking at Gao Jianbin's encouraging eyes, Zheng Hailu took a sip of water and continued: "This kind of arrogant and complacent practice is extremely dangerous. We need to create good conditions for the further expansion of the development zone. On the one hand, we can make two-way choices between young men and women in the eastern new district and enterprises, increase the human resources of the enterprise, and avoid the lack of human resources caused by the expansion of scale of enterprises. On the other hand, it also solves a major problem of increasing income for the masses. In addition, we should invite well-known domestic and foreign scholars and experts to communicate to the development zone to let enterprises understand the shape of the international market.

The trend and demand will change everyone's mentality, and through joint efforts with universities and research institutes, we can contribute some funds to let these professional institutions solve technical problems and innovations for us. The most important thing is that Secretary Gao pointed out that the development zone can no longer close its doors and live a life of soaring the sky. It must go out to participate in all business recruitment associations or negotiation meetings that may bring benefits, and also hold such activities from time to time to expand the popularity of the development zone, so that the development zone can truly play a leading role and serve the Eastern New District and Haizhou."

Gao Jianbin first took the lead in applauding and said, "I said it very well. I can basically grasp the focus of my report. I am not trying to pour cold water on everyone. The festival is a bit bad. But I want everyone to truly change from the perspective of thinking. The development zone we are proud of is now facing a bottleneck in development. We cannot rely too much on its energy. On the contrary, we have to help its growth. We all know that the development zone is the number one taxpayer in Haizhou City. If something really happens, no one can bear this responsibility. Okay, let's talk about work here. Next, we will only

When talking about drinking, our country is a country where the wine culture is prevalent. I also give you a standard here, which is how much you can drink. I don’t like people who don’t have alcohol and have to save face. After all, this is just a party, not on other occasions. Don’t force yourself to drink. If you really get drunk, it doesn’t matter. I have experienced the turbulent taste of driving in person. Also, I must eliminate the behavior of driving under the influence. No one can violate this iron rule. Those who don’t bring a driver can call the driver or put the car directly in the hotel parking lot. I have booked the room here directly."

The last few words are all about everyone's hearts. Except for a few members of the Standing Committee who have a lot of alcohol, the rest of the people breathed a long sigh. Drinking is just a social means for most people. Just as Gao Jianbin said just now, the wine culture in our country is very popular. Friends and classmates have to drink to ask people to do things at reunions, and they also have to drink in private work. It seems that without alcohol, there is no common topic, and without alcohol, there is no way to contact everyone's feelings. If the relationship is deep, the feelings are depressed, and the feelings are shallow. Some of these words are. Brothers who don't drink have deep feelings. If they don't drink, they don't have deep feelings. If they don't drink, they don't have respect for their leaders, and if they don't drink, they don't have sincerity to their partners.

People who can't drink alcohol complain. Gao Jianbin said it well, don't like cadres who have no alcohol tolerance and are still suffocating. Since the secretary of the master has spoken, everyone is happy to drink a drink freely. I have never encountered such an occasion before. The secretary of the previous session had a lot of alcohol. He could drink a kilogram at a time and did not fall down. Everyone had a numb scalp when they were having dinner with him. Don't mention the discomfort when they got home. What's even worse is that the secretary of the previous session treated lesbians equally. The theory is that men and women are equal. If a woman's alcohol tolerance really tastes much better than men, she cannot discriminate against comrades. Why can't women drink white wine if men want to drink white wine?

In order to prevent these subordinates from taking turns to get him drunk, Gao Jianbin said: "I know that many places have to put down the leader before they can be counted. In order to prevent this, I have a requirement for drinking with me. Given my alcohol content and the capacity of the cup here, I accept everyone's toast after drinking the first glass. The first time I drank with me, I drink one third of the glass, and then doubled them all. In other words, the second toast requires two glasses and one third of the glass. If you have this alcohol content, you can try it. If I get drunk again, I have nothing to say." Zheng Hailu heard

He almost laughed. The cup here was more than two liang of cups. When the third person toasted, wouldn’t it be strange if he didn’t put it down? Secretary Gao was really cunning. He obviously accepted the toast from two people at most, and he didn’t want to play wheel war with him. So he said, “Secretary Gao, you should drink less, but we also have a request, tell us a joke or something.” This proposal was quickly recognized by everyone, and it was not an excessive requirement. People didn’t say anything to let him tell any dirty jokes. Gao Jianbin glanced at Zheng Hailu and nodded with a smile.

Looking at the expectant eyes of a group of people, Gao Jianbin said, "I am a bit old-fashioned and have no good jokes to tell you. This is a real thing. When we were in college, there was a director who could drink especially. It is said that he had never heard of him being drunk. He was holding a bottle of white wine in one hand and toasting with a cup in the other hand. He drank several tables at a time. Anyone who toasted must do whatever he wanted. Every time he drank, he made the people who drank with him miserable. At that time, I was in the student union. Once the school anniversary was held, the school leaders invited us to have a dinner together. When our table was drinking, the director came over. He was still holding a glass of tea in his hand. I guess he looked like six or seven taels of white wine. Just as my classmates went out to answer the phone, he sat next to me, the cup in his hand and mine.

The cup was very close. After saying a few words, I had to drink with us. At that time, we used large cups of two or three. We hadn't drunk it yet. A group of boys poured white wine. I don't know what happened. He actually picked up my cup. I saw that there was nothing I could do and couldn't stand there empty-handed, so I had to hold his cup up. The classmates at my table looked at me and laughed at me, thinking that I would put me down this time, and I was worried about how to drink it. Seeing those people gloating, I got angry. Everyone thought we were students and he would just finish it. Unexpectedly, the director said that he would go to another table to toast, and this time we drank it together. When this sentence scared everyone at our table, they all admired his alcohol content. It was true that he had a good reputation."

Speaking of this, Gao Jianbin seemed to want to laugh, but he held back, and then said, "The director said he did it first, so he raised my cup and drank it into his mouth. Then he covered his mouth and coughed and frowned. He looked at me holding his cup for a long time without saying anything, standing at the door holding a bottle of wine and looking at everyone. I felt a little nauseous at that time. That was six or seven taels of white wine. It would be strange if I really drank it and didn't fall down. I had no choice but to have a sip of it first. The whole family stared at me and saw that I finished drinking that sip of wine. No one dared to look at me. I saw that everyone was not drinking, so I shouted.

However, the director rarely drank with us once. Since he had drunk all the people present, no one should be dragged down. He must drink them all. After saying that, I took the lead and drank them all. Everyone saw that I had drunk all the wine. Now there was no way. After drinking this glass of wine, the people present vomited half of the time. Seeing that I had no words, the director nodded to me and left, but he was quite anxious. From that day on, the director saw that I was hiding away and looked very embarrassed to talk to me. This time, drinking made me famous in college. Those classmates who used to want to drink and see me as if they were not afraid to find me again."

After a while, Zheng Hailu was the first to react. A sip of tea blew on the ground. Yu Bing asked puzzledly: "District Master Zheng, this joke is not funny. Why are you laughing at?" Zheng Hailu looked at him and said: "Why are you so slow? The director was drinking water. Secretary Gao was really bad. He drank a cup of water but forced the classmates to drink it like that." After hearing Zheng Hailu say this, everyone understood and laughed together. Even the waiters couldn't help but turn around and laugh secretly. The atmosphere was quite warm for a while. Since Gao Jianbin started, everyone didn't have so many concerns. Seeing that the wine and food began

When he was served, Zheng Hailu said, "One person has a joke. If anyone is not funny, whoever says it is funny, he is afraid of this." Who in the officialdom is afraid of this? Telling such jokes in the bar is common and can be used as a means to regulate the atmosphere. Even lesbians like Zheng Hailu are used to it. If Gao Jianbin hadn't been here, most people would have changed into dirty jokes. Although the rules were set, Gao Jianbin was still a little dizzy after returning to the room. This group of people was too capable of drinking, and even pushed him to drink half a pound of wine. However, he did not expect to make a breakthrough in drinking, and this life would be an irreparable weakness.

Just as I was about to take a shower and rest, the doorbell rang. He was a little surprised that he was so late. When he opened the door, he saw that it was the beautiful and charming female foreman. He was holding a cup of tea in his hand and said sweetly to Gao Jianbin: "Secretary Gao, you have drunk a lot tonight. I specially made a cup of gherkin tea for you. After drinking it, it would be better to rest." Gao Jianbin was overjoyed when he heard this. He was feeling uncomfortable, especially when he came to the room and was blown by the hot wind from the central air conditioner. His stomach was also turbulent, and he was always itchy in his throat.

The feeling of vomiting. When he reached out to pick up the teacup, he accidentally grabbed the girl's hand, but it was not his intention. Even if the sexy queen was in front of him, he would not react. He had the intention to pick up girls. Fortunately, the female foreman did not react fiercely, but just left with a blushing face, which made Gao Jianbin very embarrassed, which made people feel bad. Moreover, everyone is not very familiar with each other, let alone being very familiar with it, it is not a good behavior.

While drinking tea, Gao Jianbin was thinking about this matter. He was not blind. He could not tell that this female foreman was not simply working with him. However, he was thinking about why the hotel sent someone to stare at him. Logically speaking, he was not worth it now. He had never said a few words in total. When he spoke the last two times, she helped him choose dishes and said it. It was a service introduction. Until now, she didn't even know the name of the other girl, and such a conclusion was somewhat unreliable.

It was because he drank wine. He was drinking tea on the sofa and thinking about the girl who fell asleep unknowingly. He felt thirsty until midnight and got up. He drank a few sips of mineral water before he got into the quilt. He didn't even take off his clothes and went to bed. He woke up in the morning. He just washed up and went downstairs at just 10:30. He had to go to Yuntai today. He had not called Feng Xueyi these days because he knew that Feng Xueyi would definitely know what happened here, and he knew that he had not been there, so something was delayed. He was originally going to accompany three girls in Yuntai for the New Year these two days, but as a state cadre, he couldn't help but think that those confidants could also understand his difficulties.

When he arrived at the front desk to check out, he saw the foreman again. The girl saw his face turned slightly red, but she didn't avoid him like she did last night. The service staff at the front desk smiled and said to Gao Jianbin: "Secretary Gao, you are a special VIP guest of our group. According to your identity, personal consumption in our hotel is free of charge. Welcome to stay in our hotel next time and wish you a happy new year." Gao Jianbin expected this situation, but he didn't want to take advantage of this and said: "I am a state cadre. I have my methods and principles for dealing with things. I can't accept such treatment. If this is the case, I can't let you down. Just give a 30% discount. It's the peak period now, I still take advantage of it."

The service staff looked at the front desk manager with some embarrassment. Gao Jianbin was the group's designated VIP VIP. This is the first guest to enjoy such respectful treatment in the history of the group's development. Of course, she cannot violate the group's decision, otherwise she will be fired. The front desk manager also encountered the same problem and she did not have the right to make this decision. When Gao Jianbin was about to be anxious, the female foreman said on the side: "Customers are our God. All services must be based on the will of the guests. Since Secretary Gao has proposed it, you can get a 30% discount according to his requirements."
Chapter completed!