Chapter Nineteen Zhao Zheng! Shoot me if you can!
Zhao Zheng suddenly realized that everyone looked at him with something wrong...
I think when he first came to the school, everyone looked at him with curiosity and thoughts of watching the "silly prince", but what about now?
After saying that day, "Study for the rise of great work", and "missing the bullseye of the eighth prince" on the school ground that day, Zhao Zheng felt that everyone's eyes at him seemed to have changed a little.
Especially Zhao Yun, the stubborn Seventh Princess, seemed to have already determined in her heart that Zhao Zheng was deliberately hiding his weakness, and the little strength he accidentally exposed was enough to leave his peers far behind.
And his cheapest emperor Zhao Sheng, after that day, he seemed to directly treat himself as a great enemy who was equal. He had to compete with him for anything he did on weekdays and compete with him for victory or defeat.
This made Zhao Zheng, who just wanted to make trouble in the school, feel so uncomfortable...
Only then did he realize that he had performed some of his performances.
Now that I have established my image of doing something big, what I need to do next is to completely break this false image with my own hands and expose my true face to everyone!
‘No! Something has to be done!’
After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Zhao Zheng knew that he could no longer sit still like this and wait for death. He must make everyone realize as soon as possible that he is just a useless man who loves to play tricks!
If this continues, what if the mother mother really lets herself participate in the battle for the throne?!
No! Never!
This kind of brain-losing thing must be as far as you can!
After thinking it through, Zhao Zheng, who had made up his mind, took action immediately.
First, he deliberately was lazy and pretended to be sleepy in the morning and couldn't get up from bed - although Zhao Zheng was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, so he didn't need to pretend at all, just perform in his true colors.
Then he deliberately arrived openly in front of everyone, and without any shame, he swung to his seat in front of everyone, and knelt down in public.
And during class, I either look up at the sky and think about life and philosophy, or lie on the table to make up for my rehabilitation. Anyway, when I haven't listened carefully, the recitation content stipulated by the Taifu is always delayed and cannot be completed within the specified time.
The assignments are also written in a mess, and the words are written in a crooked manner, almost no difference is the same as those crawling by dogs.
The suffocated Taifu was so angry that he glared at him, whether he scolded him in public or had a heart-to-heart talk after class, Zhao Zheng did his own thing and did not take his studies at all.
But Zhao Zheng, as a prince, is a daughter-in-law, and he can't beat him or scold him, which makes the Taifu helpless and has no choice.
After all, Zhao Zheng’s biological father is the current emperor, so who dares to greet Zhao Zheng’s family and parents easily?
Wouldn't you think that your head is a bit redundant?
The same is true for Guan Fei, who was born as a military general. He had already been so angry that he cursed the new recruits he taught before. It was light to greet his parents. It was common for him to beat you two or three times and you couldn't get into bed.
But Zhao Zheng is the ninth prince!!
Who dares to touch a hair of his hair??
Not to mention spanking, even if you touch it, it will be like a tiger's butt, it's purely incomprehensible!
Therefore, when an unprecedented prince like Zhao Zheng, who was completely unconcerned about the influence, shamelessly avoided his studies and deliberately became lazy.
Everyone has no choice except to be refreshed!
When I got such a shameless prince, the tutor said that he was also very panicked!!
Zhao Zheng personally proved that the most wise saying is shameless and invincible in the world.
So with this helpless acquiescence, the Taixue University, which originally had a very good academic style, was messed up by Zhao Zheng's rat shit.
Even some bold students realized that they could still play like this, relying on their status as royal relatives, they began to blatantly slacking off...
The ruthless ruler of the Taifu and the storm of the Central Army General made him experience the consequences of his random death. He was beaten up, which was terrible.
After witnessing this tragic situation with his own eyes, Zhao Zheng could only silently lit his forehead and chest three times, and then mourned his classmates and friends in his heart.
‘Oh, let’s have a good baby in the next life…’
There is no way, who told your father not the emperor?
Zhao Zheng sighed with emotion, and shook his head helplessly as lonely as snow.
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Taixue University·Martial Arts School
"Ah~~Wooah~~"
Zhao Zheng stretched his waist and patted his mouth with one hand, making a series of 'Woola' yawns.
The sun was getting dry, and Zhao Zheng, who had eaten and drunk enough, felt a little tired. After shooting a few arrows weakly in the school grounds, he yawned on the spot.
‘If you do a few more times, just use the urine escape technique?’
Zhao Zheng, who was addicted to laziness, glanced around boredly, and took out an apple from his pocket and took a bite. He had already begun to plan how to get out of his body.
‘Hey, no! I just finished using the urine escape technique half an hour ago, and now I use it again… What if I think there is something wrong with me?’
But the next moment, Zhao Zheng realized something was wrong. He just used the urine escape technique an hour ago and was lazy for half an hour. He just stood here for a while and said that he was anxious to pee. What if someone misunderstood?
‘It seems that we will use the ‘Shit Escape Technique’…’
In order to be lazy, Zhao Zheng worked hard and specially developed and summarized four tricks of fishing. In order to facilitate his own use, Zhao Zheng appropriately named them four skills: [Q], [W], [E], and [R] for himself to switch back and forth.
【Q】The skill is naturally the urine escape technique with the shortest cooling time and the most frequent use.
[W] The skill is a shit escape technique with a long cooling time and a low frequency.
【E】Skills are a headache method that has certain side effects and is not recommended to use until the critical moment.
[R] As the name suggests, the skill is a big skill that can only be used at critical moments and has a long cooling time - the method of pretending to be sick!
Although dizziness and headache are strictly considered as pretending to be sick, these are minor illnesses that can improve on the same day. The reason why it is not recommended is that when using this skill, it generally comes with the side effects of having to drink Chinese medicine.
As for the real ultimate R skill, I am too lazy to even pretend to be fit, so I simply stay at home while sick and bedridden. The validity period for one skill is as long as three or five days, and the maximum is as long as seven or eight days.
The side effects are even greater. Not only do you have to drink the bitter Chinese medicine every day, but you also have to endure the care and crying of your mother's mother day and night...
Therefore, unless it is absolutely necessary, Zhao Zheng would not easily use his ultimate move to pretend to be sick at home. Compared to the boring days in the Taixue University, what he could not bear was his mother's tears and nagging...
I always "miss my Ban Lan...", "the plan to fight for the throne" and so on. Who can withstand this?
"Zhao Zheng! I've been tolerating you for a long time!!"
Suddenly, an angry shout suddenly came!
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Zhao Zheng, who was about to use W skills to run away and fish, looked up confused and didn't understand what was going on?
"My sister Yun, you..."
He looked at Zhao Yun in confusion, wondering what was going on suddenly?
"Don't call me Yunmei! You don't have this qualification now!!"
Zhao Yun threw his soft bow hard, stepped forward quickly, and asked urgently like a bead cannon.
"Where did my talented and wise emperor brother go? You have such a natural talent, and you don't know how to make a hard work and share the country's worries. How can you give up on yourself and be lazy and sloppy?!"
Not only Zhao Zheng was stunned and didn't know what to do, but even the other students in the school were looking at each other and focused on this place.
Seeing this, Guan Fei, the general of the Central Army, sighed slightly, but did not stop him.
The eighth prince Zhao Sheng also looked complicated and didn't know what he was thinking.
"My sister Yun, I..."
Zhao Zheng was simply amused and crying, but he could only try his best to explain in the eyes of everyone.
"You are what you! You can indulge yourself, but I will never allow this to happen!!"
Unexpectedly, Zhao Yun didn't listen to the explanation at all and interrupted angrily.
Then he looked at the apple that was bitten in Zhao Zheng's hand and was even more angry. He immediately took it away. Then he quickly rushed to Zhao Zheng's target position. Then, in full view of everyone, he pushed the bitten apple on his head and shouted loudly at Zhao Zheng!
"Zhao Zheng! If you have the ability, come and cum!!"
The words are so intense and the character is so intense!!
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"Above the school ground, the sun was scorching and hard work was extremely hard. As the daughter of Changshan King Zhao Yun, he had sneaked and played, and became greedy for playing. The First Emperor respected him as his elder brother. Seeing that he was still excited, he was anxious.
One day, Yun kept using excuses to urinate and steal the fruits. The General Guan Fei of the Central Army was so painful that he was so anxious that he was helpless. The First Emperor could not bear it anymore and asked him on the spot!
'You are naturally gifted and know everything about martial arts without a teacher. Although you are a woman, you can compete with a man. How can you not be enterprising and only know how to be lazy?'
Everyone was shocked by the glorious words!
Weiyun still didn't regret it and forced herself to defend herself. The First Emperor was finally furious and grabbed the fruit in his hand. Then he stood upright in front of the target, with green fruit on his head, and scolded him angrily!
‘Today I stand on the target and the fruit is on top. Your shooting skills are so exquisite that it can be said to be hit by every shot. You may shoot the fruit on the top of my head, or shoot me on the spot when I die! You do it yourself!!’
As soon as these words were spoken, everyone was shocked and advised them. Your Highness is a man of a thousand gold coins, how can he be in danger?!
The First Emperor refused to follow and insisted on doing this: ‘If I die today under an arrow, I, Daqian, have more progressive people, and I will die with peace of mind!’
Yun cried and burst into tears when she heard this: "Brother taught me with his life, how could Yun make mistakes again and again! Yun would like to swear in public, starting today, work hard and work hard, and never have the slightest desire to slack off!"
The First Emperor was very happy and gave fruit to Yun as an inspiration. Yun felt like he had received a treasure and offered sacrifices every day. Later, he respected the fruit of the gap and became the flag on the battlefield, sweeping across the eight deserts and terrifying the Three Kingdoms!
Seeing his great achievements, the First Emperor personally wrote the imperial engraving and named it "Sad Cannon", which is derived from the meaning of "Sading soldiers will win."
Chapter completed!