After practicing all nine deputy positions to the master level, Tang Feng decided to give himself a day off. It was a bit hard to practice this month. Although he was practicing in a different way, he felt that it was boring.

After taking out the Ai Crazy 9, which I bought from donating sperm three years ago, Tang Feng called Wu Qianqian.

Eyes are staring like copper bells

Shooting lightning-like shrewd

Ears are erect like antennas

Beware of all suspicious voices

You've sharpened your sharp teeth and claws and traveled everywhere

You bring peace to us

Ahhhh...Black Cat Sheriff

Ahhhh...Black Cat Sheriff

The citizens of the forest pay tribute to you! Salute to you! Salute to you!!

Wu Qianqian has a bad habit, that is, she likes to answer the phone after others listen to her entire set ringtone, but Tang Feng is used to it, and he also likes this classic theme song very much. When he was a child, his motto was that who said that a round face was not cool, I like the Black Cat Sheriff!

"Sorry, the user you called is pinching instant noodles in the supermarket. Please dial it later," Wu Qianqian said, pinching her nose.

"Pinch your sister, I've basically crushed the instant noodles in the supermarket nearby, and the Coke has been shaken, but the chocolate has only been broken halfway, you can continue," Tang Feng said contemptly.

"What are you doing? I'm applying a facial mask. If you have something to do, please tell me, don't affect my skin's absorption of collagen."

"Why are you scaring in broad daylight? I think the weather is not very good today, so I want to ask you out for a day."

"Oh~ The sun is coming out from the ground? Don't you practice your sunflower book?"

"Well... I'm afraid you're bored alone, so I'll be with you."

"True, it's not easy for me to take two animals out for fun? If you miss me, just say it, I won't laugh at you."

"Yes, yes, yes, I miss you, then can't you come out?"

"OK, 10 o'clock, the 37th station meeting"

"It's only 8 o'clock now, is it okay to be more efficient?"

"Then it's 11 o'clock"

"Damn... Then I'll wait for you at the station at 10 o'clock"

After hanging up the phone, Tang Feng went to the bathroom to take a shower, applied some wax on his head, and chose a pair of underwear that was not too dirty. Then he wore it and then chose a shirt with a visible color and a pair of jeans that revealed the atmosphere of the era. I looked at the time, um, at 8:05, I would like to ask the master to spread the science why girls spend so much time going out!!!

While eating OO candy, Tang Feng, who was bored, decided to watch the 126th replay of the toilet station. He just moved to the station and a passionate line just started.

Ziwei, who was extremely weak in bed, said: "Your Majesty, you don't have to be confused, this is just an instinct."

The Emperor of Eternal Eternal Zhang Tielin said in surprise: "Instinct? Ah~ What a precious instinct, I will cherish your instinct forever."

Then Ziwei smiled slightly.

"I'm sorry, it turns out that there are such exciting lines in the Fair Princess. Write it down." Tang Feng took out a copy of Xiao Hei and wrote this passage in. This book was used by Tang Feng to record some shocking jokes and occasionally savor them. It was a page full of several pages.

For example, there is a sentence in Louis Koo's version of the Condor Heroes.

Li Ruotong, who looked weak, said, "Guo'er, aunt is so cold, please hold me tightly." Then, when he touched Louis Koo's hand, he found that Louis Koo's hand was gone, he shouted nervously, "Guo'er, where is your hand!?"

At this time, Louis Koo said affectionately: "As long as I can be with my aunt, what's the difference between having a left hand and not having a left hand?"

At that time, Li Ruotong's expression made Tang Feng feel as if he understood something.

There was also Gong Xin's plot and Lord Shang Gong said calmly: "She likes it very much, but what she likes is someone else's chrysanthemums."

Left Charmaine Charmaine with a shocked look on her face.

After writing down this classic dialogue, Tang Feng closed the copy of Xiao Hei with satisfaction and continued to watch the epic blockbuster of Condor Hero.

Finally, when Ziwei was dragged to the dark room by Mama Rong again, she arrived at 9:50. After turning off the TV, Tang Feng grabbed his hair and walked downstairs.

At exactly 10 o'clock, Tang Feng walked to the station, and Wu Qianqian, wearing a white dress, also walked towards him. Although Wu Qianqian had to spend a lot of time before going out, she had never been late, so Tang Feng still admired this.

"God has let Xiatian and winter have sex, and this kind of ghost weather is born!" Wu Qianqian complained as soon as she saw Tang Feng.

"It's not the first day that Shanghai is not suitable for human habitation," Tang Feng said calmly.

"Then I can't get 10 degrees when I got up, but now it's 26 degrees. Didn't I agree that 2012 will be over?"

"I'll go back to 10 degrees tonight, don't worry."

"Don't worry, your sister, where are you going to take her to play?"

"Happy Valley"

"Good, good! I haven't indulged it for a long time."

"I just want to go to the haunted house to play," Tang Feng said with a sinister smile.

"Go to death! If you dare to carry me into the haunted house again, I will strangle you to death." Wu Qianqian said after she tightened her whole body.

"Don't worry, I'll push you in this time." Tang Feng continued to smile sinisterly.

"No, Brother Feng, we won't play in the haunted house~ It's so boring," Wu Qianqian said in surrender.

"Based on your performance, I can consider it." Tang Feng touched his chin and said. Wu Qianqian's only weakness is that she is afraid of ghosts. Basically, no girl can be immune to this point.

"Don't be too arrogant," Wu Qianqian said with a cold face.

"Oh? Threat me?" Tang Feng said with a playful look on his face.

"I'm wrong, Brother Feng," Wu Qianqian immediately said in tears.

"Yeah, be good" Tang Feng touched Wu Qianqian's head and said.

"Hmph" Wu Qianqian bulged her mouth and refused to speak.

"The car is here, be prepared." Tang Feng's ears suddenly moved and said to Wu Qianqian quietly. This trick was learned by Tang Feng's bus after waiting for the bus for twenty years. He could tell the sound of the bus's engine through two roads.

"OK, I received it. There is a middle-aged man in a blue shirt on your left. He looks very explosive." Wu Qianqian also whispered.

"You have to be careful that the junior high school student behind you crawled over," Tang Feng glanced at Wu Qianqian and said.

"Boom boom boom" The bus slowly drove over with the roar. In an instant, the atmosphere at the entire bus stop became extremely fierce, and murderous intent rose everywhere.

"There is a position at two o'clock, and each is five o'clock. If you go and grab the seat at two o'clock, that is safer." Tang Feng said after looking at it with his 2.0 vision for a while.

"Received" Wu Qianqian also saw the empty seat and said.

Seeing that the bus was about to arrive at the station, Tang Feng glanced at the driver, and the driver exchanged a look with him and nodded. Relying on the out-of-print Pegasus smoke, Tang Feng and all the drivers on Route 37 were all in one piece, so each driver would park the front door in front of him so that he could get up first.

Finally, the bus stopped slowly and the door opened with a "bang".

The moment the door opened, Tang Feng stood right and blocked the middle-aged man's sprint in the blue shirt. Wu Qianqian also used clever moves to squeeze the junior high school student out and boarded the bus first. Seeing Wu Qianqian get on the bus first, Tang Feng made way for the person behind to grab another position. The middle-aged man took the lead, but he did not notice that the junior high school student accelerated violently and grabbed the position at five o'clock. He could only stand in the front half of the car insurance with a look of despair.

Tang Feng handed a cigarette to the driver and looked at the middle-aged man and secretly praised him. Most passengers like to wait for someone to get off the bus in the most seats in the rear seat of the car. However, although there seems to be the most seats there, most people sitting in the back seat will sit 10 or more stops. Because the rear seats are both two-seaters, most people don’t like to squeeze in with others. So if you don’t stand a lot, you would rather stand and wait for a while and don’t go to the back seat. There are also many people who sit one or two stops in the front middle seats.

Looking at Wu Qianqian sitting proudly in the seat, Tang Feng smiled slightly. Wu Qianqian owned a car, but she didn't drive every time she went out with Tang Feng, saying that she was enjoying the sense of accomplishment of grabbing the position, but Tang Feng understood that she was just afraid that she would feel uncomfortable.
Chapter completed!