Chapter 010 Nosebleed for Fish
Seeing that the two girls were so happy, Ye Fan was not disappointed. He immediately took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his trousers and jumped into the water.
The stream is really cold and irritating!
"Hiss... It's so good... Girl, do you want to come down and have fun?" Ye Fan grinned coldly, but deliberately teased Nie Qian.
"Forget it, I'm not as greedy as you guys." Nie Qian said with a funny look.
In this way, Ye Fan also joined the fish-catching battle, but unfortunately his skills were not much better. He caught them for a long time, but he didn't catch them.
And his clothes were completely wet.
The fish is in front of you, but you can't eat it, which is so annoying!
"No, it seems I have to use my trick."
Ye Fan said unwillingly, and after that, he quietly walked to a place a little far away from the two girls.
He stretched out his left hand and suddenly spread it into the water. After a moment, a miracle happened. A fish appeared on the surface of the water, churning like a drunken person.
Ye Fan was prepared for it, and he caught the moon at the sea level with his right hand, and easily caught the "silly fish".
But his nose started bleeding again.
"It's not easy to eat fresh meat and order new food!" Ye Fan wiped his nose bleeding, unable to say anything.
This time, he eliminated the gravity of the fish.
The maximum application range of [Vanluo Li Seed] is one meter, so there is no need to contact. As long as it is within one meter, Ye Fan can eliminate or change its gravity.
If the fish loses gravity, they will naturally surface when the buoyancy remains unchanged. Moreover, because they are not used to the weightless state, they can only jump around like they are drunk.
For such a fish, it is too easy to catch it.
Ye Fan continued to work hard and caught thirteen fish in one breath, all of which were skewed around the fish's gills with branches and threw them on the shore.
There are about three or four kilograms in total. Most of them are crucian carp and an unknown fat-headed fish.
"Enough, I can't catch it anymore, otherwise I will die of blood."
Ye Fan forced himself to stop catching fish. Then he wiped the nosebleed, carried a large bunch of fish of all sizes, and returned to the second girl.
The second woman probably was too focused on catching fish and didn't pay attention to him. When she saw that he had caught so many fish, she was shocked.
"Damn, are you cheating?" Qiao Yunyun opened her eyes wide and sweared.
Nie Qian also looked incredible, but she was still calm, so she didn't say anything.
"I mean little." Ye Fan blew his mouth, but he was actually smiling bitterly in his heart. This was caused by two taels of nosebleeds! You don't have to eat more, otherwise you will be too sorry for yourself.
Qiao Yunyun went back to the car to change her clothes, and Ye Fan simply took off her coat and took a shower in the stream.
Nie Qian stayed alone and killed the fish alone. Without scissors, she used a dagger.
After a while, Ye Fan came over and couldn't help counting the number of fish in his heart. There were still thirteen, many...
"Is this the fish you killed?" Ye Fan grabbed a crucian carp with a broken belly, looked it up and asked.
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"You haven't entered the kitchen much before?"
“…Why do you say that?”
"Because... this fish was so ugly... the first time I saw a fish belly breaking through the middle of the side, and it broke so crookedly..."
"...It's mainly because there are no scissors..." Nie Qian blushed and made an excuse.
"It has nothing to do with having scissors or not! The key is that you must first slap the fish to death. If you break it like you, of course it has to struggle desperately. Once it struggles, it will naturally not be broken... Also, this is the fish gallbladder, it cannot be broken, if it breaks, it will be broken if it breaks.
Very bitter... You haven't cleaned the gills at all, they are full of sand... and this black film should be scraped off, otherwise it will taste very fishy!"
Ye Fan said, snatching the dagger from Nie Qian's hand, picking another fish, throwing it to death with great force, then cutting its belly with a dagger, taking out the internal organs, scraping the black film, and washing the fish's gills...
The whole process was completed in one go, extremely skillful. Not only was it cleaned very clean, but the cut mouth of the fish belly was also straight and smooth, as if it was cut by a machine.
Nie Qian felt ashamed of herself and felt ashamed of herself.
"Oh, I thought a girl like you must be a very virtuous and good at housework." Ye Fan did not forget to sigh.
At this time, Qiao Yunyun also came over. When she heard this sentence, she was immediately happy. The interface said: "Hehe, man with nosebleed, your eyes are not ordinary. Our Qianqian has never had any relationship with virtuous people. She is just a fool and can't do housework at all. Let me tell you something interesting.
Yes, last time there was a thread on the back of one of my clothes that was too long, I asked our Qianqian to help me cut it with scissors. It was such a simple thing, but guess what, she actually cut her finger... The most interesting thing is that she didn't tell me at that time, until I came to see it later
When she asked her when she saw her putting a bandaid in her hand, she told me hesitantly…”
After saying this, she seemed to be unsatisfied and said, "I'll tell you one more thing. When she was still in school, she was very lazy and often too lazy to go to the cafeteria. She just ate instant noodles in the dormitory. Once she swears to me that she's almost vomiting when she eats instant noodles and will not eat it if she beats her to death.
!So a few days later, the school was on four days off, and she stayed in the dormitory for four days to play with computers and ate instant noodles for four days...I laughed to death at that time...hahahaha..."
This girl has been selling her teammates for a hundred years. She dares to reveal her true feelings like this. She either has a grudge, is careless, or has a good relationship.
"The gap between ideal and reality is too big." Ye Fan sighed.
Nie Qian couldn't tell that these two people were deliberately trying to squeeze her out, looking helpless: "Hey! You two are enough, don't always laugh at me..."
She regretted it a little, regretting that she had proposed to walk with Ye Fan.
It was okay that Qiao Yunyun was the only one second-hand man before, but now another second-hand man came together. It was her nightmare.
She felt that her image had completely collapsed...
Compared with Nie Qian, Qiao Yunyun is much more skilled in fish killing skills. Although she is not as good as Ye Fan, she is quite good.
The two of them worked together to quickly kill all the fish and clean them.
Nie Qian couldn't help much and had no excuses to leave, so she had to watch from the side, not to mention how embarrassing it was.
Ye Fan and Qiao Yunyun were both very dark-hearted. They knew that she was embarrassed, but they deliberately ignored her and even kept laughing.
Then, they returned to the Land Rover and started cooking rice and fish. They originally planned to cook porridge, but now that they have fresh fish, they naturally become cooking.
Since there was only one aluminum pan, they cooked the rice first, then served it out in a lunch box, and then cooked the fish.
Qiao Yunyun volunteered to cook fish. Judging from her skillful movements of putting seasonings, she should not be showing off.
But they did not cook them all, which was too wasteful. They only cooked half of them, and the remaining half was planned to be coated with fine salt, and then dried outside the trailer to make salted fish.
In this end of the world, salted fish and bacon are all good things, and you can eat a large bowl of rice with just one piece.
"By the way, man with nosebleed, do you eat chili peppers?" Qiao Yunyun suddenly asked Ye Fan.
"No spicy is not happy, the more spicy the better." Ye Fan replied truthfully.
Qiao Yunyun's expression became embarrassed: "This is a problem. I don't care about this, but our Qianqian cannot eat spicy food. She is a little allergic, and if you eat a little spicy food, you will get red spots."
"It's okay, you don't need to accommodate me. Just put as much as you should. I'm not as serious as she said. Just eat less. It should be nothing." Nie Qian said hurriedly.
Because she knew that Qiao Yunyun actually liked spicy food, and she didn't help the fish from being caught until it was cooked. If she was so frustrated that the other two were not happy for her, she would be very sorry.
Ye Fan glanced at Nie Qian, then turned to Qiao Yunyun and said, "That's enough to put a little bit. To be honest, eating spicy food is not particularly healthy."
"No, don't do this, I won't eat it if you do this." Nie Qian disagreed.
Ye Fan glanced at Nie strangely and said with a smile: "Oh, I didn't expect you to be quite stubborn. Since that's the case, just cook it in two pots, one pot is spicy, one pot is not spicy. But in this case, firewood will not be enough. Girl, your chance to show off is here, go and pick up firewood.
!You should be able to do this, come on, I'm optimistic about you."
Nie Qian originally thought he was going to be polite, but she never expected him to do this...
Although she did not do anything just now, it was OK to pick up firewood now, but she felt strange when she was sent to the tribe so unceremoniously...
Although she didn't want Ye Fan to help with this little thing, he really didn't say help at all, and she was a little uncomfortable...
But it was completely difficult to fight back on him, so he had to agree depressedly.
After Nie Qian left, Qiao Yunyun smiled and said to Ye Fan: "It's not bad. I thought you were pretty good, but I didn't expect to have a way to deal with girls. I know that our Qianqian is thin-skinned and embarrassed to owe others favors and take advantage of others, so I deliberately found her a job to make her feel at ease.
Get a little."
"You know too much!" Ye Fan didn't deny it, Pi Mao admitted it.
In fact, he was also very strange in his heart. He clearly felt that Nie Qian had a strange personality and was not particularly easy to get along with, but he just had an inexplicable favoritism towards her. He liked to tease her and was happy to make her happy...
Is it really because I like Teacher Bo so much that I love the house and the U?
On that night, all three of them ate delicious cooked crucian carp. Although the equipment was simple and the seasoning was limited, it was still extremely delicious under Qiao Yunyun's careful cooking.
The tender and plump fish meat and the thick soup are poured on the rice, making the taste very good.
Ye Fan and the tomboy Qiao Yunyun both ate four bowls, while Nie Qian, who has always had little appetite, also ate three bowls.
It has been a long time since they ate so happily and so happy.
These two taels of nose bleeding are worth it.
After eating, it was getting dark, and they felt that the firewood was extinguished and strange beasts were attracted before.
Then the three of them worked together to set up a simple small tent and lay the bedding.
According to the previous convention that Ye Fan and them agreed, the three of them took turns to stay at night, each sleeping for 8 hours and 4 hours.
The two sleeping two people, one in the car and the other in the small tent.
Chapter completed!