1.3 brothel culture
Li Shishi!
Su Yuan lost countless hairs for the postgraduate entrance examination in history, so how could he not know this magical woman in the Song Dynasty?
There is a gossip in unofficial history: Song Huizong Zhao Ji once went to the clouds and rain with Li Shishi, and Zhao Ji was extremely nostalgic about Li Shishi, and even deliberately practiced a secret passage just to be able to have a secret meeting with beautiful women.
When Su Yuan heard what Grandma Li said, hasn’t Li Shishi officially gone into business yet?
Su Yuan was secretly happy: God helped me!
This is really, there must be a road before the old man pushes his cart to the mountain!
If Su Yuan could board the iron bridge of Li Shishi, wouldn’t he have met Song Huizong?
As long as you can meet Song Huizong, everything will be easy to say.
"Grandma, I think you should let me meet the master girl, because in this way, the kid can teach according to his aptitude." Su Yuan said seriously.
"Then please ask the shopkeeper Xiao Su to move to Shilifang." Li Yun took a short step back and asked in a hand.
Shilifang is a brothel, not a brothel.
There are only physical boring collisions in the brothel, while brothels bring guests the dual enjoyment of the body and soul.
Su Yuan once studied brothel culture, but in the end he summed up only two words.
"Wealth" and "talent".
The first is wealth. If you want to play in brothels, you must ensure that your wallet is bulging and your life is rich.
Eating flower wine in a brothel is calculated and converted into RMB, it may cost more than 10,000 yuan.
Therefore, a wealthy person is not considered a rich man.
Moreover, even if you spend this money, you may not necessarily see the girl in the end.
Secondly, talent. If you are not watching AV when visiting brothels, how can you not have foreplay?
Ordering flower tea, competing for poetry in the flag building, playing tea surrounds, writing poetry with other talents...
When this series of activities is completed, the girl in the brothel will pretend to be tired and tired and make an appointment another day; and the guest must leave gracefully, otherwise he will be inelegant and embarrassing.
Su Yuan probably suffered a lot from this, otherwise how could he write that sentence: It will be revealed after a long time of shouting.
However, as the person Li Yun invited, Su Yuan did not need to go through these complicated procedures. He just needed to follow Li Yun's steps and keep moving forward without turning around.
Soon, Su Yuan saw a loft.
Red bricks and green tiles, green doors and purple tents.
Before Su Yuan entered the attic door, he heard a pipa playing and muttering softly.
"The river goes east and washes away all the waves, and the eternal heroes... Life is like a dream, and one will be reborn as the moon in the river."
Scream--
The sound of the door interrupted the elegance in the room. When Su Yuan entered the door, he raised his eyes. The scene of a pure woman holding the pipa, which looked like a Xizi, came into his eyes.
With beautiful eyebrows and small nose, jade eyes and cherry mouth, long hair and boudoir comb, this person is Li Shishi.
At another glance, Su Yuan saw a small carved nanmu bed with beautiful mattresses covered with beauty; a few meters beside the couch was placed a pear blossom wooden table, a few pieces of rice paper on the wooden table, and a few brushes were placed on the inkstone.
There is also a mahogany dressing table and a tea table and chair in the guest room elsewhere.
"Grandma." Li Shishi obediently put down the pipa and said to Li Yun.
"Well, Shishi, this is Xiao Su's shopkeeper." Li Yun nodded and introduced to her.
"Hello, Xiao Su, I'm polite."
"Hello, hello. I have long admired Daming!" Su Yuan said excitedly, rubbing his hands and rubbing his hands.
This is a celebrity who has traces of history.
Su Yuan had only seen it in books before, but this time he finally saw it alive.
"Puchi, no little girl has any name." Li Shishi smiled and harmed the country and the people.
"Well... I mean, Miss Shishi will definitely become famous in the capital in the future." Su Yuan coughed gently and found a way to make up for it.
I have to say that Li Shishi has now been trained by Li Yun as a fairy, and her every frown and smile can touch a man's heart.
"Shopkeeper Xiao Su's mouth is so sweet." Li Yun smiled softly from the side, then held Li Shishi's soft jade hand, and turned to Su Yuan's tone, "What do you think of the tone of the words that my Shishi just hummed?"
Is this going to test me?
Su Yuan smiled slightly and was confident: "This poem was written by Mr. Su Shi, a layman of Dongpo, and the plaque was named Niannujiao.
However, this poem is not suitable for playing music with a pipa. Instead, it is necessary to use a bronze general and a iron plate to reflect the true artistic conception.
Grandma, what you said is right?”
"Although the shopkeeper Xiao Su is young, he has a lot of knowledge." Li Yun nodded and was satisfied, and then he called Li Shishi to make tea to entertain Su Yuan.
Li Yun signaled Su Yuan to sit down first. After a while, Li Shishi brought a cup of hot tea to Su Yuan.
"Shopkeeper Xiao Su, can you tell me what your so-called packaging is?" Li Yun pointed out the topic directly.
After hearing the question, Su Yuan did not answer immediately, but took a sip of tea and said, "Packaging, as the name suggests, is to cover something with a gorgeous appearance, and the purpose is to make the world like, attach, and feel pity.
So, the first step in packaging is to think about makeup.”
Su Yuan put down the teacup, stood up and looked at Li Shishi, shook his head and said, "Miss Shishi's makeup is very bright, which is completely incompatible with her age. Look at this left face..."
It's really a chubby guy!
"The makeup completely covers the beauty that should have at this age, and the red makeup skills are inferior." Su Yuan said withdrew his hand.
Li Shishi's face turned red because she painted the makeup herself.
She originally thought the painting was pretty good, but after Su Yuan's evaluation, the aesthetic persistence in her heart was shaken a little.
But Li Shishi refused to give in and said softly, "What does Xiaoshangguan think of the best level of Hongzhuang craftsmanship?"
Li Yun also wanted to ask this question.
"Want to see the best level?" Su Yuan shook his sleeves and said, "Miss Shishi, please take out all your red makeup items."
"You are?" Li Yun and Li Shishi were both puzzled.
"I'll put makeup on you myself!"
In ancient times, how could men wear makeup?
Su Yuan's words impacted the traditional thoughts of Li Shishi and Li Yun.
"Shopkeeper Xiao Su, aren't you kidding?" Li Yun asked, covering his surprised little mouth.
"No." Su Yuan spread his hands and said helplessly.
Yes, Su Yuan was not kidding.
Of course, the premise that Su Yuan was not joking is that the system was not joking.
Su Yuan is so confident because of the "makeup technique" that the system rewards him.
The exquisite makeup technique is a magical skill. In modern times, it has been rated as one of the four major evil techniques in Asia; it can turn decay into magic and turn ugly women into celestial beings.
Even though she was facing Zhong Wuyan, Su Yuan was sure to put on her makeup to Xia Yingchun.
Li Yun pondered and agreed to Su Yuan’s request.
So the makeup items in the room were churned out and placed on the dressing table in turn.
From a distance, I saw a lot of things on the table, including makeup powder, rouge, stone daisy, flower palette, lipstick, etc.
Chapter completed!