Chapter 16 One-meter-long snot
"That's it?" Will couldn't help asking, his face full of suspicion. He was probably saying that you would give me these meals for $10,000?
"Hey, we are brothers. Even if we don't have a high-end meal, you don't have to fool me with the pudding I bought from the supermarket."
"Anyway, you won't believe anything I say now. You'd better experience it yourself, drink the soup first, then eat steak, and finally eat pudding."
Generally speaking, Dior is preparing to make one dish and the other. After all, the "side effects" during the treatment process are too alarming. It is not possible to watch him without him. Moreover, if he eats too much food containing [Pearl Jam] at one time, resulting in several symptoms being treated at the same time, he is really afraid that he will scare the guests to faint.
But Will, the bastard, had to take him to see a psychiatrist as soon as he entered the door, and he didn't pay any money. Oh, because of his best friend, he was not so particular.
"OK, what kind of soup is this? Why are there so many mushrooms? You know, the one I don't like to eat the most is mushrooms."
Although Will kept mumbling in his mouth, the fragrance that came from his nose still made his index finger move, and then he took a sip of the soup with a spoon.
Tasty!
Very delicious!
Will's eyes widened, very funny.
Without even having to make any comments, his appetite seemed to be opened all of a sudden. Will began to attack the soup. After a while, the small half of the black chicken inside and the most of the soup were wiped out.
At this time, he couldn't help but hesitate a little. After thinking about it, he finally extended his magic claws to the mushrooms in the soup. When he thought, since the soup is so delicious and the chicken is so delicious, then this strange-tasting mushroom should be nowhere short of it. If it is still not to his taste, at worst, he can just drink the soup instead of the mushrooms.
The next second, the fresh fungus, which was certified as a 'mushroom' by Will, slid directly into his throat.
Then Will was crazy, crying and swallowing the 'mushroom' in big mouthfuls, and said vaguely: "It's obviously what I hate the most, why can't I stop at all!"
When the soup was clearly bottomed out, he had already cried into tears, and not only tears, but his nose was flowing out of one meter long, and it was very strange and did not break down. It was a great wonder.
"OH, MY GOD! Paper, give me tissues, it's so disgusting!"
It's really spectacular~
Sure enough, the treatment process of [Pearl Jam] is enough to be daunting!
The reason why Will shed such a nauseous snot while gushing tears is naturally because his mental depression has been caused by his rhinitis. People who have never had this condition will definitely not imagine the pain of rhinitis patients.
A sneeze will bring out a series of things. Every time you don’t have a dozen sneezes, you can’t stop. If you get more serious, you will be like Will. When you sleep every day, your nose is blocked and you can’t breathe at all. You can only barely inhale with your mouth. How can you sleep well?
It took a full minute for the tears to finally stop. The yellow snot, which was more than one meter long, fell to the ground with a slap, which was very disgusting!
"Oh, Chert! It seems I have to go to the doctor, even if those vampires will abduct all the babies in my wallet."
However, as he spoke, Will was suddenly stunned. At this moment, he felt unprecedented pleasure. It felt like a big stone was originally pressed on his head, but now the stone has disappeared.
Refreshing, comfortable and energetic!
Then at this moment he heard Dior say to him, "Hey, brother, calm down. This is exactly what I want to explain to you..."
Then, Dior used the trick of fooling Jenny to fool Will.
When Will heard that this was the magical effect of Oriental diet therapy, he became extremely excited.
"Is this what He Ant said, "There is a back pot for a big man who is immortal?"
Will shouted five amazings in a row, and then completed the comments in a Chinese idiom Dior once taught him.
Dior immediately felt a little amused and crying, "The big man has a back pot forever." Why do you think about it more and more GAY!
"By the way, is there any way if I want to grow a little longer?"
Dior glanced at him, then shook his head speechlessly, "It's probably unlikely. Shortness is a genetic problem, not a disease."
Unexpectedly, Will immediately whispered: "NONONO! I'm not talking about height, but this!"
While talking, he also thrust his hips very vulgarly!
"No one would think this thing is longer or thicker!"
In response, Dior directly compared him with a middle finger, and then used a word starting with F to make him get out!
"Haha, okay, just kidding, but this diet therapy from the East is really amazing. I feel that my rhinitis has been cured, my head is not drowsy, and my whole body is extremely refreshed!"
"Now I finally believe that you are serious about pricing 10,000 US dollars. It is indeed worth the price! No, if those real rich people know that even if it is 100,000 US dollars or 1 million US dollars, those bastards will be willing to pay the money!"
Will's performance was even more exciting than Dior, the client, and more importantly, Dior only saw joy and envy in his eyes, but no jealousy or viciousness.
If Will has been in a gang for so many years, he is actually a docile little lamb in his bones, that is definitely a joke of the century!
But in front of huge interests, he was not moved at all, just simply happy for Dior. This friendship made Dior who had traveled through time feel extra heartwarming.
"Hey, are you sure you're going to improvise RAP now, instead of eating it before the steak is cold?"
At this moment, Dior truly regarded Will as his own person, not for the sake of the original owner's memory.
Will, who almost forgot that there was still steak and pudding, immediately gave Dior a thumbs up and began to fight voraciously.
With the first experience, although the subsequent treatment process was still very strange, Will was also shouting, but in fact he was no longer afraid.
After finishing the last bite of pudding, the guy began to look forward to what changes would happen in the future. He was really a little bit too much.
"This is simply amazing!"
After all the treatments were completed, Will, who had become completely renewed, is now checking his body.
The injuries he suffered these days have almost healed, and his condition is unprecedented. Even the long hideous scar on his back disappeared, which made him a little stunned for a moment.
Chapter completed!