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Chapter 005: The quirky little loli

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

The day is in the sky, and the bell rings again, indicating the arrival of rest time.

After Kong Yingda announced the end of get out of class, the old master left as if he was running away.

"Cousin, why should my wife and husband be together all the time?" Without Chai Lingwu's expectations, the little loli really got entangled.

Chai Lingwu felt a headache when he looked at this little loli.

How did he answer this question?

Could you tell her that the wife and husband are to pass on the family line and to XXOO?

If Li Shimin knew that he said this, he would have to remove a layer of his skin.

Helplessly, Chai Lingwu could only sigh and said, "How about you ask the prince? He is the crown prince of the Tang Dynasty, so smart."

"Ouch... I have a stomachache... It seems that I have eaten my stomach." Li Chengqian found a reason and withdrew like lightning.

Du He said: "So too, wait for me..."

“…”

boom!

The whole class of students escaped cleanly.

"Cousin, they ran away, come and tell me." The little loli became even more curious when she saw everyone running away.

"About this question, even a well-known scholar like Mr. Kong cannot answer it. How can I know the answer?"

Chai Lingwu's soul was in pain.

"You are lying." The little loli's pretty little nose wrinkled, and she said with her teeth and claws: "You are my cousin and my fiancé, you must tell me. Otherwise, I will complain to my father and let him slap you in the butt. No, let my uncle hungry for you to eat."

He threatened, and his two little hands took out a short sword, and the demonstrators looked at Chai Lingwu with a squinted look, as if 'If you don't say it, you'll chop you down'.

The little loli looks so cute that she is indescribably cute. There is no deterrence.

Even though Chai Lingwu was depressed, he was almost amused by her... This little loli is quite kind, and it can be seen from her changing "slap you on the butt" to "hungry you to eat."

"Where is there?" Chai Lingwu hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "I really don't know, please forgive me."

"Hmph, hum!" The little loli wrinkled his nose and walked around Chai Lingwu in a proud manner, and then said generously: "Since you don't know, I, uh, I will spare you this time."

Chai Lingwu almost burst into laughter.

So interesting!

He actually learned Li Shimin's trick.

"In order to thank Your Highness the Princess for her great kindness! I will tell you a story, how about it?" Chai Lingwu thought of teasing the little loli.

"Don't think of bribing me..." The little loli said, but her eyes turned and said, "What story?"

Chai Lingwu laughed loudly and felt very happy.

Seeing that the little loli was shy, he hurriedly smiled and said, "The story is like this. A rabbit went to the pharmacy to buy things..."

"How can a rabbit buy something?" The little loli knelt beside Chai Lingwu, wondering about the question.

"That's the story, don't take it seriously." Chai Lingwu rubbed his forehead.

That must be a rabbit who has cultivated to become an immortal, the little loli thought seriously.

"The rabbit asked: Are there any radishes?"

"The boss said calmly: 'This is a medicine shop, there are no radishes.' The little rabbit jumped away."

"There are no radishes in the medicine shop? The little rabbit is so stupid." The little loli commented.

Chai Lingwu nodded and said, "The next day, the little rabbit went to ask you if you have radishes? The boss said unhappily. The little rabbit went to ask again, do you have radishes? The boss said angrily. On the fourth day, the little rabbit came again. Before he could speak, the boss said angrily, "You are looking for trouble! This is a pharmacy, there are no radishes! If you come again, you will cut your ears with scissors! The rabbit ran away with a whistle. On the fifth day, the little rabbit went and asked the boss if you have scissors? The boss said no. The little rabbit said again, "Boss, do you have radishes?"

The little loli blinked her big eyes and looked at Chai Lingwu blankly, with a confused expression.

Chai Lingwu originally thought the little loli didn't understand what it meant, but after counting breaths, the little loli covered her belly and giggled. She couldn't stop smiling. She laughed so hard that tears flowed and her cheeks were red.

"This little rabbit...is really, it's so interesting."

When he saw that it was effective, Chai Lingwu was proud. He remembered a lot of things in his head, and the story of making the little girl happy can almost be said to be a casual way to pick it up.

"Do you still want to listen?" Chai Lingwu asked with a smile.

"Yes, I want it." The little loli replied with a smile.

"A bear and a rabbit poop in the forest..."

When the little loli heard this, she raised her eyebrows and glared at Chai Lingwu with anger.

Chai Lingwu continued unmoved and said, "The bear suddenly asked, 'Are you afraid of being dirty?' The little rabbit said not to be afraid. Then the bear grabbed the little rabbit and wiped his butt."

The laughter never stopped when it first sounded. At first, there was only the little loli, but later, the students also joined the laughter.

However, the little loli finally understood that the protagonists in the short and concise stories of Chai Lingwu are all cute little animals, such as rabbits, and they must be treated as humans. They can speak and do some things the same as humans. However, these stories often require people to think carefully before they can understand the taste contained in them. Once they understand, the smile will sweep like a huge wave, making people laugh.

The little loli felt that her belly was hurting, and it was bursts of thrusting.

She never expected that this poor cousin, her fiancé, would have so many strange stories in her head, and would be so happy.

The question of "why should your wife and husband be together all the time" has long been dispelled.

This is how children are. When something strange appears, they quickly forget what they have never forgotten the previous moment.

It is actually very simple to divert their attention.

Happy time always passes so quickly.

After more than a dozen short and concise stories, the second class in the morning has begun.

The teacher in this class is calligraphy master Yu Shinan.

What a course! Of course it is his best calligraphy.

Yu Shinan became famous for his five great virtues, loyalty, erudition, literature and calligraphy.

He is now a famous calligrapher, but when he was young, he was not good at calligraphy. When he was young, he met with the seventh-generation grandson of Wang Xizhi. Zhiyong was very particular about Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. Yu Shinan had earth-shaking changes in calligraphy under the careful teaching of Zhiyong. He inherited the tradition of Wang Xizhi and Wang Xianzhi's calligraphy, with soft outside and hard inside, and his brushwork was round and harmonious and elegant.

Li Shimin took Yu Shinan as his teacher and learned the calligraphy of the Two Wangs, and often discussed calligraphy with Yu Shinan.

Looking at the famous calligrapher who was thin, white in hair and hair, standing like a pine, and full of energy, Chai Lingwu was excited. If he could get the original work of this famous calligrapher, he would be... so big!

This thought will never end again in life.

But I am just a student and have no friendship with the master. How can I get the original work of this master?
Chapter completed!
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