Chapter 31: Princess Runan
"Bang" Changsun Huan slapped the table, staring at the slightest anger, "Chai Er, Fang Er, Du Er! The three of you are too much. Do you believe it or not, I will kill you?"
Everyone looked at each other inexplicably.
Is there anyone who has caused hatred like this? What's wrong with Chai Er?
Who doesn’t know that Chai Lingwu is deeply favored by the emperor?
He first gave him a Tang sword and then a marriage. Now he wrote good articles, poems, and calligraphy. The emperor asked him to write a couplet of the Suzaku family, which shows his importance.
Chai Lingwu, Fang Yiai, and Du He ignored him. He didn't even have any birds, just thought he was a noisy rooster.
In terms of identity, none of them are inferior to the Changsun brothers, and Changsun Huan is far from comparable to Chai Lingwu in terms of status.
This status and identity are not comparable at all.
"Changsun Er, you are indeed amazing. You are worthy of being one of the top wealthy families!" Chai Lingwu shook his head and admired: "When the queen's birthday is enjoying the top treatment; on the auspicious days of the whole country, the prince, princess, and princess slapped the table opposite him... he openly shouted to kill three meritorious children. This kind of courage is only Changsun Er from the Changsun family. I really admire you. Are you dissatisfied with the royal family or the queen?"
After saying this, all the royal children looked bad.
yes!
Here, their Li family is the master. You slam the table and shout to kill our distinguished guests. Do you still have the royal family in your eyes? If you leave the palace, why would you despise the royal family?
In an instant, the war was about to break out.
At this moment, a voice "The Lord is here!" came from outside the hall.
The atmosphere of swords and necks was immediately slowed down!
Everyone immediately stood up to greet them!
Li Shimin walked into the side hall with a laugh, and the king's Yuanting Yuezhi's demeanor came with a look of supreme look.
"I just have a few drinks with you Tang heroes. It's not beautiful if you are too restrictive!"
Li Shimin took the lead and let them return to their seats.
The next moment, Li Shimin's eyes almost glared.
He saw the plates in the right mat swaying empty on the water, while the plates on the left mat were piled in front of Changsun Chong.
The others seemed to have not yet moved their chopsticks, and Changsun Chong was already covered in oil and was 'sweaty'...
Look at this slim body, she is so edible!
This level! This speed! This amount of food...
Li Shimin admired the mountain, was amazed and felt ashamed of his own feelings.
Changsun Chong's embarrassing, resentful and annoyed expression fell into his eyes, and all turned into embarrassing shyness!
After all, Li Shimin quickly pretended to be a look of disdain.
After drinking three cups with everyone, he wanted to chat with a group of young men from the Tang Dynasty, but except for Chai Lingwu, the others were too timid and timid, which made him very bored.
"Father, these are all the most outstanding and handsome men in the Tang Dynasty. How about we liven up your couple?" When Li Shimin was about to leave, a graceful girl with a smooth body stood up to salute.
When Chai Lingwu's eyes were on the woman, he felt a bang in his mind.
Is this still a human?
He is simply a seductive goblin!
If you only describe this girl with two words, it is "beauty" and "beautiful"! She has a plump body and a peerless charming posture. It is difficult to hide her devilish figure when worn on her light yellow palace outfit. She is still full of beauty.
The long and slender legs are completely produced in the golden ratio, and the round and plump buttocks are flawless. The slim waist that is tender and soft, the plump and plump peaks are full and perky, making people imagine. The fair melon-shaped face is white and delicate, with curved eyebrows and autumnal eyes.
This is a woman who is charming to the core. Her perfect appearance cannot find any flaws. She looks like a ripe peach, sweet and juicy!
But such a woman who is charming and charming, charming all living beings exudes a sacred temperament like an elf and a fairy.
The interweaving of holy and charming temperament caused an uncontrollable impulse to surge in Chai Lingwu's heart.
"Extremely wonderful! This discussion in Runan is extremely wonderful." Li Shimin's grand laughter suddenly rang.
Chai Lingwu was shocked and suddenly woke up.
Could this princess be the Runan princess?
Princess Runan is Li Shimin's second child. Since she and Princess Xiangcheng are not legitimate, it is not their turn to sit in the position of the eldest princess.
This Runan princess was very low-key. It is said that even Li Shimin forced to betroth his ministers, and everyone refused to obey the order.
This is simply a fairy, no wonder everyone respects it.
"Since Runan has this proposal, the first pair starts with you!" Li Shimin smiled with a whisper.
He was both pity and headache for this daughter. Whenever he discussed with the ministers about Princess Runan, each of them either had diarrhea or had illness. He forced a betrothal, and everyone said that his son had a marriage.
Everything must be true after all. Even if he is an emperor, he cannot force a married woman to remarry or a married man to divorce her. Because of this, Princess Runan was reluctant to marry.
"My son obeys the order!" Princess Runan thought for a moment and said, "The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on earth, the moon is full, and the moon is half on the moon."
"Good me!" Li Shimin stroked his hands and laughed, and also began to think from the side.
Chai Lingwu said: "My second couplet is: At the end of this year, at the beginning of next year, at the end of each year, at the beginning of the year!"
"It's amazing!" Li Shimin praised first, and then there was a lot of noise. This couplet, regardless of the parallelism, is very consistent.
"It is neat and appropriate, and I am well-known as the 'hero of poetry'! Let's give the title!" Li Shimin said with a smile.
Chai Lingwu smiled slightly: "I'll give you a short couplet! I'm going to have a gust of wind and thunderstorm."
At first glance, this first couplet is concise and concise, as if it is plain and uncommon, but after careful recollection, it is all a breath of cold air! It is so difficult to match the couplets of just five characters.
It is because the number words in the couplet, because the number words in the couplet must be about the number words. Since the first couplet has "one", the second couplet should not be repeated "one". However, the "wind, thunder, and rain" that follows are all separate things, and together, it just happens to be called "one wave".
If you match something with "two", you cannot get all three things together. If you match something with "four", you will have one more thing. Therefore, the most suitable number is undoubtedly "three"! But what quantifiers should be attached after "three"? And what three should the quantifiers lead to three things? Conversely, how can these three things match what "three"?
In this way, Chai Lingwu, the ordinary upper league committee, was really difficult to match.
After a long time, the little loli said: "I am the 'three views on the sun, moon and stars'!"
"good!"
Everyone cheered.
Princess Runan chuckled and said, "I have it too, but it is a bit worse than Changle's 'three views on sun, moon and stars'."
Li Shi smiled and said, "Oh? Let's listen."
Princess Runan said: "This is what I think of from the relationship between my Tang Dynasty and Xue Yantuo: 'Uncle and nephew of the two countries'"
Everyone was amazed! The artistic conception was a little worse, but the "two" was much more difficult than the "three"!
Chai Lingwu smiled and said, "I have some ideas about the second couplet of the two Your Highnesses. If Changle's 'Three Views of Sun, Moon and Star' is replaced by 'Three Lights Sun, Moon and Star', then the meaning will be from 'Viewing the Sun, Moon and Star' to 'Sun, Moon and Star'."
Li Shimin clapped his hands and smiled, "That's true. So, what can Runan's 'uncle and nephew country' become?"
Princess Runan blinked her eyes. Her long eyelashes and bright black eyes made her look particularly playful and cute. In an instant, she changed from a charming fairy to a pure little girl, looking like her soul.
Chai Lingwu was so powerful that this Princess Runan gave people a new feeling with a simple move, completely subverting her impression of her for a moment. She was really a natural fairy.
He smiled and said, "'Uncle and nephew states of two countries' can be derived from 'Uncle and nephew states of two dynasties', 'Brother states of two countries', 'Brother states of two dynasties'..."
Princess Runan smiled and said, "My cousin is really talented and quick-witted. If the word 'guo' is replaced by the word 'chao', the artistic conception will rise to a higher level."
Her smile was like a flower, and her charming eyes surround Chai Lingwu. Her charming appearance appeared again. In an instant, she changed the beauty that turned upside down. Her peerless charming posture could ruin the world.
A stinging pain came from the back of his waist, which made Chai Lingwu's soul return to his orifice. He endured the angrily pinched from the little loli. He said calmly: "Just picking up someone's teeth and wisdom."
"A gust of wind and thunderstorm, the uncles and nephews of the two countries, three views on the sun, moon and stars..." Li Shimin read it once and said with great enthusiasm: "One, two, three, if one, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine, it would be an interesting thing."
Chai Lingwu said: "A gust of wind and thunderstorm, the uncles and nephews of the two countries, the three views on the sun, moon and stars, and the four poetry styles and elegances!"
After a brief silence in the hall, there was a sudden thunderous sound!
"The 'Four Poetry Styles of Ya Song' is extremely exquisite. It turns out that the Book of Songs is divided into Feng, Ya, Song, but the wonderful thing is that Ya is divided into 'Da Ya' and 'Xiao Ya'. In this way, not only is the quantity appropriate, but the structure and content are not even faulty!" After commenting, Li Shimin thought for a moment, he laughed and said, "A gust of wind and thunderstorm, uncles and nephews of the two countries, three views on the sun, moon and stars, and four poetry styles of Ya Song! I will follow the 'Five Dynasties of Han, Wei and Jin'."
The Han and Jin dynasties each had two dynasties, plus the Wei in the middle, which happened to be five dynasties!
"The difficulty is getting bigger and bigger! I'm afraid I can't get it in a while." Princess Runan chuckled, her words were particularly pleasant.
Chai Lingwu smiled and said, "It's easy to make the right one, right one, right one, right and difficult! It's undoubtedly even more difficult to connect it like this. However, if you don't have any absoluteness, you can still take it if you think about it carefully!"
"One hand has the Cun Mai, Guan Mai, Chi Mai, and the left and right are combined into the six meridians. Therefore, I followed the 'Six meridians in the 'Five Dynasties of Han, Wei and Jin Dynasties' and followed the 'Six meridians in the 'Simplified Chinese'."
Li Shimin praised: "Good reception!"
Princess Runan pondered for a moment and said, "I will connect to the seven orifices of ears, eyes and throat!"
Chai Lingwu said: "Eight treasures of cattle, sheep and pigs!"
Princess Runan: "Nine Chapters Pythagorean String!"
They asked and answered questions and started to fight against each other.
"Your Highness, do you know 'hat our na', 'ha', 'Kendeki', 'burgers'?"
"..." Princess Runan looked confused.
Chai Lingwu was relieved!
Chapter completed!