0006 Guarding the mountain for a lifetime?
"You have told my mom that I will teach you?"
"Um……"
"It's nothing, they will know sooner or later! But I see your expression a little strange. What else did you say to your mom?"
Mu Zhengyang noticed Mu Erya's eyes were sloppy, and he seemed a little guilty.
"I'm talking to you after I got home. I told my mom that even if you didn't report to the Provincial Government Office, you will have a bright future in the future! I guess my mom is here to learn the "Three-character Health Sutra" from you!"
Mu Erya thrust her body and said calmly.
On weekdays, Mu Erya will definitely force Mu Zhengyang to praise her, but she clearly looked guilty just now!
Mu Zhengyang punched his chest with his little fist, showing a worried expression, and said to Mu Erya: "Sister, you are so scared that I am a little scared!"
"Hey, I'm so tired! Yangyang, hurry up and bring your mother a bowl of water!"
"Just say Cao Cao and Cao Cao..."
Before he could even get outside Nanshan Academy, Mu Zhengyang heard the shouts of his mother Liu Lihua.
Mu Zhengyang went to the kitchen and took a gourd spoon, got a spoonful of water from the Yujing bottle, and took it to the yard.
Liu Lihua is obese and her physical fitness is much worse than Mu Erya. She was panting when she climbed to the top of Wangri Cliff. She sat on Mu Zhengyang's recliner, slapped himself in the wind and cooled down, and stared at Mu Erya and said, "You have no conscience! Leave your mother alone and run to the mountain. It will be so vain to raise you so big!"
"Mom, I'm not seeing through the world and going up the mountain to be a nun, why are you heartless?"
Mu Zhengyang inherited the stubborn temper of his father Mu Qingshan. In addition to inheriting his mother's obese constitution, Mu Erya also praised his mother's regret and immediately retorted.
"This time you have to learn the weight loss fuck from your brother seriously. If you lose weight, it will be a business advertisement for our weight loss class. You can also help when you have time. Besides, the middle-aged girl in her thirties is about to be in thirty. If she lose weight, she may be able to get married!"
Liu Lihua looked at Mu Erya on the reclining chair and thought happily.
"I'm twenty-seven, okay? And my lifelong event, isn't it important to do live advertising?"
Since Liu Lihua saw a fake news on her phone that she had classified herself as a middle-aged man until she was twenty-five years old, she has classified Mu Erya and her ranks. Mu Erya said angrily.
"Everyone is middle-aged, what are the taboos in age? Besides, of course I have to worry about your lifelong affairs, but it's useless to worry just!"
"Who and you are middle-aged... Is it okay to be considered middle-aged by the age of forty?"
"Isn't this changed online..."
"That's fake!"
Mu Zhengyang came out of the kitchen with a spoonful of water and said to Liu Lihua. Mu Erya: "The relationship between mother and daughter is very good, and they are chatting so passionately! Come on, mom, drink water!"
"Gudong!Gudong..." Liu Lihua took the gourd spoon from Mu Zhengyang's hand, drank water in big mouthfuls, and frowned and said, "Yangyang, your water is a bit strange! It's sweet and delicious. I feel refreshed when I drink it all. The fatigue of climbing the mountain just now has disappeared! Are you buying mineral water? Or are you looking for it on the mountain?"
Mu Erya smiled and said, "Oh, I disappeared, mom has learned to use idioms! But this spoonful of water is not a stimulant, is it as magical as you said?"
Liu Lihua handed the gourd spoon to Mu Erya and said, "You try it too!"
Mu Erya took a sip suspiciously, and then couldn't stop at all. After drinking all the water in the gourd spoon, she was still unsatisfied. She said to Mu Zhengyang with a slight mouth: "Brother, your water is really strange. You feel like you have a long drought and rain, and you feel comfortable all over! Could it be that the paradise gave it to you?"
"This is actually the dew I collected by the secret method taught by that alien. However, this secret method is the secret of the alien!"
Before the fictional hermit appeared, Mu Zhengyang did not dare to show these methods in front of his family, and now he could push them to the hermit.
Liu Lihua also understood a rough idea and asked, "Collection of dew? A paranoid? It's really a magical method! Yangyang, did you learn your slimming fuck from that paranoid?"
"Um!"
Mu Zhengyang nodded and thought in his heart, if one day, you know that the imaginary alien is completely fictional, but the real master is in front of you, how will he feel?
"Haha, Yangyang, you have really been lucky for eighteen years! You have learned the methods of that paranormal, and you are also a paranormal! No wonder you taught your sister the weight loss fucking is the same as the method of weight loss! Your sister is right, now there are many fat people, and you have this unique skill to open a weight loss class, and you always make money! One person charges 1,000 tuition, ten people are 10,000, one hundred people are 100,000, one thousand people are 1 million, ten thousand people..."
It seemed like a lot of money appeared in front of Liu Lihua, and she rolled up her fingers to calculate how much money she could earn.
Mu Zhengyang stared at Mu Erya viciously. He tried his best to make Liu Lihua stop the idea of letting him go to the Provincial Government Office, which aroused the idea of his mother asking him to run a weight loss class!
My dad Mu Qingshan hopes that Mu Zhengyang will make great achievements in his career, and my mom Liu Lihua hopes that Mu Zhengyang will be rich in business!
Mu Erya seemed not to feel Mu Zhengyang's gaze, and shook left and right at the pure blue sky, saying, "The wind today is very noisy..."
"Yangyang, don't you want to? You like to stay in the mountains. If you don't want to report to the provincial government, you don't know your son, your mother is better. I know your personality! But it's not a big deal for you to stay in the mountains like this! Wang Dabao from the next village hasn't finished junior high school. I heard that he is earning 10,000 or 20,000 a month outside! There is also a boy from Chen Fugui's family who drove home for the New Year for more than 200,000 yuan, and that..."
Seeing that Mu Zhengyang didn't say anything, Liu Lihua kept talking and raising various examples in Mu Zhengyang's ear.
"Okay! Stop!"
Mu Zhengyang made a stop gesture, otherwise his mother Liu Lihua would have been able to speak for most of the day without repetition!
Liu Lihua always had the idea of doing business. As early as the golden age of the 1990s, he had the idea of going south to do business with all his savings. Mu Qingshan would rather live a stable life in the mountains whenever he had the opportunity. So Comrade Liu Lihua would encourage people to do business. In the past, Mu Zhengyang had excellent grades, but according to Mu Qingshan's expectations, he was a civil servant. But now Mu Zhengyang refused to report and had a unique skill in slimming, so he came to persuade Mu Zhengyang with great enthusiasm.
"Did you promise to start a slimming class? Actually, there is no cost, just rent a small place! With your slimming fuck like a magical magic, you will definitely attract a large number of people! You are not worse than those people, and you are still young, so you shouldn't be able to stay alone in this mountain and be poor for the rest of your life!"
Liu Lihua felt that Mu Zhengyang was not so easy to compromise, so she continued to persuade him with great sincerity.
"Hold the mountain to be poor for the rest of your life?"
Chapter completed!