Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage

Chapter 2 Playing cheap in order to survive(1/2)

"Mu Mu, I have so much envy now." Jiang Xiaodong asked.

Fat Mumu immediately replied, "Master, you have a total of 18 envy points now, which is great!"

Good sister, your brother has lived for eighteen days more than you did in this time.

"Does the owner use the envy value to exchange for life span potion?" asked Pang Mumu.

“Buy, buy, buy.”

Nothing is more important than life.

"Congratulations to the owner for spending 18 envy points and purchasing a lifespan of 18 days, with a current lifespan of 31 days."

"Will I never die in the past 31 days?"

"This lifespan refers to the natural lifespan, and does not include any accidents."

Jiang Xiaodong said oh and asked again, "If my kidney cancer is cured, will my life span increase by decades?"

"The master is not like this. You should have died thirteen days later. The system will help you survive, and it has nothing to do with your illness." Pang Mumu said: "Even if the master is strong in the future, it will still be calculated based on the lifespan of the system."

Jiang Xiaodong knew it.

At night, Jiang Xiaodong's retribution came.

He didn't like spicy food, but today, in order to get envy, he dried up all boiled fish and spicy chicken.

Jiang Xiaodong had diarrhea because he had "get it right".

Ordinary diarrhea is acceptable.

I have eaten too much spicy food today, and my eyes are so hot that it hurts too strong.

Hiss...ah...Oh...

Sitting on the toilet, my body was tense, my fists were clenched, and my teeth were gritting my teeth, and I looked completely in pain.

An hour after dinner, this was the fourth time I visited the toilet. Every time I held the wall and ran in.

“Hahahahahahahahaha…”

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..."

Jiang Xiaoxi naturally did not miss this opportunity to gloat and was happy outside!

When Jiang Xiaodong opened the toilet door, he held his waist with one hand and walked out with the wall with the other.

Jiang Xiaoxi had already prepared his phone and immediately pointed it at Jiang Xiaodong, "Everyone can take a look, this is my dear brother! I can't eat spicy food these days, he bought boiled fish and spicy chicken to envy me, and he finished eating all the noodles, hahaha! As a result - I went to the toilet four times, and it was like this. Do you want to laugh with me? Hahaha~~~"

He chased Jiang Xiaodong for 15 seconds.

Jiang Xiaoxi said: "I will post the video online and make you popular."

Jiang Xiaodong didn't have the strength to fight and leaned on the sofa in the living room, not daring to breathe.

Jiang Xiaoxi still brought Jiang Xiaodong a cup of ginger candy water and said with a smile: "Many people liked the video! A kind netizen said, let me buy you a bottle of ginger oil."

Guru...

When Jiang Xiaodong made this sound, he felt something was wrong, and as expected, another hot stream came.

Run into the toilet again-

Another half an hour passed.

"Donggua, it's time for you to come out. I'm urgently urinating and using the toilet." Jiang Xiaoxi urged.

Jiang Xiaodong ignored it completely.

Three minutes later, I knocked on the door and urged me.

If you make you laugh at me, you won't go out.

"If I don't come out, I'll smash the door, hurry up." Jiang Xiaoxi couldn't hold it in a while.

Jiang Xiaodong turned on his phone and played music.

It’s really thirty years from Hedong and thirty years from Hexi.

"Congratulations to the master, you can get Jiang Xiaoxi's envy value of 1 point."

The chubby sound sounded, and the tone and way of speech sounded much better than the cold electronic sound, just like a child talking, which sounded quite nice.

I'm dizzy, is this OK?

"The master is so smart! He doesn't let people shit out, and he gets envy from it. He is such a genius."

Jiang Xiaodong, “…”

the next day.

Jiang Xiaodong got up at 8 o'clock.

He walked out of the bedroom with rough hair and dark circles.

On the dining table is the breakfast bought by Jiang Xiaoxi. "You have the conscience to buy breakfast for me."

Jiang Xiaoxi had finished eating and sat next to him to play with his cell phone.

"Donggua, look at it. I recorded your video yesterday. More than a thousand people liked it. They commented and asked me whether I was laughing implicitly or unrestrainedly. Everyone was concerned about your current state. There was an anorectal doctor who wanted to talk to you in person."

Jiang Xiaodong took a big bite of fried dough sticks, with a strong murderous aura in his eyes.

——

"I'm leaving, I'll have my luggage ready today."

Before leaving, Jiang Xiaodong reminded.

"You can live with me! I'll go some of you today, let's go to school together tomorrow."

I had diarrhea until midnight last night, and Jiang Xiaoxi was worried that his body would not be able to bear it.

"There is nothing to stop me from making money."

Jiang Xiaodong walked out in a pretentious manner.

He attended Jiangzhong University and was a junior medical student.

This year, my sister Jiang Xiaoxi got her wish and was admitted to Jiangzhong University.

Tomorrow is the start of the new student school day.

School started three days ago, Jiang Xiaodong and other seniors, cleaning the campus, setting up venues, etc. to welcome their juniors.

Every year when freshmen report, the school will hold a welcome party.

Jiang Xiaodong went to the school to set up the stage, and he was a member of the Literature and Art Department.

It should have been a voluntary labor, but the flowers, balloons, ribbons and other supplies needed on the stage were purchased by Jiang Xiaodong, which would be cheaper than other places. Jiang Xiaodong also needs some benefits.

He needs to make money and support himself and his sister.

——

Get off the bus.

The majestic buildings standing in front of him are the Jiangdong University where he attended.

I changed my mood and felt that everything on campus became better.

Jiang Xiaodong put his hand in his pocket and looked around. Seeing that the time was almost right, he took out the 100 yuan from his pocket and threw it on the ground, and then immediately stepped on it with his feet.

He exclaimed, "Oh! I picked up one hundred dollars for this hundred dollars."

The two girls who had just passed by him immediately turned their heads and subconsciously touched their bag.

Jiang Xiaodong quickly put the 100-yuan bill into his pocket and left quickly.

"Congratulations to the master, congratulations to the master, and get the envy of the passerby's daughter 1 point."

"Get the envy of the passerby Otome 2 points."

Jiang Xiaodong likes to listen to the sound of Fat Mu Mu’s good news.

Thank you for your two beauties for your mutual sponsorship. I love you!

"The master is so smart, I admire you so much." Fat Mumu's two winged hands applauded.

Jiang Xiaodong immediately said, "Did you want to give me some rewards?"

"Hehe! No."

"You should use it when you are a boy and laugh, haha, don't always hee, you're very foggy."

"Hahaha! I know the master."

"So good, call me dad."

Suddenly, his mind stinged, and Jiang Xiaodong felt oozing, as if Sun Wukong was chanted with a spell, suffering from the miserables.

"Don't bully Mu Mu! Mu Mu has a way to punish you." Fat Mu Mu pinched his waist and pouted.

"Okay, super invincible and handsome Mu Mu." Jiang Xiaodong instantly cowarded.
To be continued...
Prev Index    Favorite NextPage