Chapter 3 It's really hell
"certainly!"
One of the bodyguards said:
"Originally we didn't want to fight you, but my lady was devoted to you, so we had no choice but to wait until we go to hell, don't blame us."
Chen Feng's hands were inserted in his pockets, and his expression was fun.
"Do you think it's my opponent?"
"Of course, are there any questions?" said the bodyguard who had spoken before:
"You kid, don't treat us as ordinary bodyguards. We are professional killers. To deal with a tiny little face like you, just do it!"
Chen Feng looked cold, "When dealing with garbage like you, it will cause my hands to get dirty. Let's call someone to come over."
"Haha, please call someone quickly. It doesn't matter how many people are. We brothers will let you know what despair is!"
"Come!"
Chen Feng shouted softly, but he was stunned by the two bodyguards.
This kid is afraid he is sick, so he doesn't call people with his mobile phone, but yells at the air. Do you think this is a voice remote control!
But in the next second!
The world changes suddenly!
The smiles of the two bodyguards came to an abrupt end!
Because they found that not only the sky became dark, but even the colorful neon lights outside the alley were dimmed, becoming chaotic and extremely creepy!
Afterwards, the two saw two ghosts, one black and one white, appearing in front of Chen Feng!
Wearing an ancient robe and spitting out a long tongue!
Just like...
Black and white are like impermanence!
"Great Emperor, what are your instructions for summoning the young man?!"
Hei and Bai Wuchang knelt on the ground and said tremblingly.
"It's nothing big. Have you seen those two people? Look at them and take them away." Chen Feng said calmly.
"Great Emperor, you asked me to come here, that's just a little thing?"
Chen Feng brows and waves of coldness spread, "What do you think?"
"Yes, yes, yes, the emperor calms down, let's go to work now."
Heibai Wuchang quickly stood up, walked towards the two black-clothed bodyguards, and murmured heart-pounding nonsense.
"Come on, come on, come on, come with me..."
Seeing such a scene, the two bodyguards in black were already scared to pee, and then they were scared to death...
The two trembling souls flew out of their bodies and were grabbed in their hands by Hei Bai Wuchang!
"You two little bastards dare to disrespect the emperor. Today I will send you to the eighteenth level of hell. You cannot survive or die!"
The souls of the two black-clothed bodyguards were so regretful that they would die in this way.
This is so nonsensical!
The black and white impermanence disappeared, the chaotic color around Chen Feng also disappeared, and the whole world returned to normal.
"It's really disappointing."
Chen Feng cursed, but he lost the interest in going to heaven and earth.
The body turned into a golden light and flew back to the Jiuxiao Palace.
Just a few seconds after Chen Feng left, an old man in gray rushed into the alley at lightning speed!
"Hey, why don't people see each other? Could it be that I was wrong?"
"Impossible, it's impossible, it must be the immortal from forty years ago!"
The old man shook his head, "I guess I'm one step late!"
If there are people from the China Sea martial arts world here, they will definitely be so shocked that they can't stop!
Because the old man is Jiang Huaming, the patriarch of the first family in the secular world of China Sea!
...
Outside the Jiuxiao Palace.
"Emperor, you're back in just a few minutes. Where is the heaven and earth? Is it fun?"
The old locust tree asked in great interest.
"Don't mention it, all your interest is gone."
Chen Feng told the old locust tree about what happened in the human world just now, and the old locust tree pondered for a moment.
"Sir, I just thought about it. With your current state, even if you really go to heaven and earth, you probably won't be able to experience any fun."
"Why do you say this?" Chen Feng closed his eyes and said to recuperate.
"You think, you are the dignified Emperor Jiuxiao, a powerful living being transcends the three realms, and witnesses the rise and fall of this world. As the saying goes, invincible loneliness, in this world, there is almost nothing to find something that can really make you laugh."
"Long story short, otherwise I will uproot you!"
"No, no, Emperor, listen to me and say it slowly."
The old locust tree hurriedly said, "In my opinion, you have to change your mindset so that you can experience the joy of humanity."
“How to change?”
"Sir, I made you a good thing. I found that almost everyone in the lower world has one, so I made one for you."
Seeing the old locust tree and handed over, Chen Feng said:
"Like a brick, what's this thing?"
"Sir, you're out of date. This is the 8848 titanium phone, the standard for successful men."
"This is so ugly, please change it to me."
"Okay, okay." The old locust tree hurriedly agreed, afraid that Chen Feng would cut off his branch.
"Sir, look at this phone, it's said that it's called Apple XS phone, it's a powerful tool for pretending!"
Chen Feng doesn’t care much about pretending to be powerful, because this phone looks familiar.
It seems that the woman just now used this one.
"Okay, just this one, it looks pretty good."
"Sir, I knew you would like it, and I also preinstalled several software in it, such as WeChat, Momo, chat, neighbors, and love in the same city..."
The old locust tree said a lot, but Chen Feng didn't care, so he clicked on WeChat.
"How to play this thing?"
"Sir, this software is called WeChat, and it is the most popular chat software on the earth. If you are bored, you can chat with people nearby or catch drifting bottles, which is quite interesting."
Chen Feng clicked on the nearby people and was stunned.
Has the Queen Mother started playing WeChat?
And how much does this introduction mean? The Jade Emperor is not at home, so please make an appointment with me at any time.
Technology is developing and the times are progressing. Queen Mother is also a person who is at the forefront of the times.
Chen Feng looked at it on his phone again and found that the old locust tree gave him a nickname of "God".
But Chen Feng didn't care about this matter, so he threw his phone into his pocket and prepared to study it later if he had the chance.
...
Zhonghai, Yujing Villa.
"Big baby Yuyan, touch your 36D conscience and said, what's my idea? Did you successfully force your dad back?"
The woman who talks is tall and has delicate short hair, she is lively and beautiful, and she is young and charming.
"My little Lu Yuan, although you are at my house, you can't be so presumptuous. You don't wear pajamas and wear underwear, and you dare to run around the room. You are not afraid of someone peeping at you!"
The woman who talks is not someone else, but Lin Yuyan who just parted with Chen Feng.
At this time, Lin Yuyan was wearing silk pajamas and carrying a plate of fruit to Lu Yuan.
"What's the matter? You're a single-family villa, so it's impossible for someone to peek at."
Lin Yuyan rolled her eyes with charming charm, "I really admire you."
"Didai, stop talking about me, let's talk about you first. What's wrong with you two? I think that man is quite handsome. Do you have any fake acts?"
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Chapter completed!