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Chapter 136: The little bitch's surprise

Time pushes forward for a few hours, when the drunken tornado just sent the message.

"Lalala, Lalala, sailor and combatant? Oh, it's another novel experience!"

Xiao Jianjian, who was taking a bath in the bathtub, played with a plastic duck-shaped bathing toy with his left hand, held his cell phone in his right hand, and looked at the screen and muttered to himself.

"I had known that Luffy and the others would go to bed when they were full and left after they were sleeping. I wouldn't have to go to other parallel worlds to receive them. You know, dealing with that guy, Gu Yi, is a very, very troublesome thing, especially Gu Yi in that world is still a woman."

He stood up from the bathtub with a whisper, and a large amount of bright red and blood-like bath water dripped downwards.

Put down the duck, Deadpool wearing a mask came to the waiting mirror in the bathroom.

He stretched his body as much as possible and did several enchanting poses he learned from female modeling competitions. The pictures were extremely exciting and made people feel bloody.

Although to another degree.

"I heard that this red diatom mud can make people's skin whiter, but it doesn't feel useful."

Deadpool touched his mask and sighed regretfully.

"Maybe it is because the author is jealous of my peerless face?"

(Author: Cong)

"Hmph, la la la la la la la la la la..."

While humming a song, he shook his butt, put on his own tights with his unique Deadpool rhythm. Although he borrowed from Spider, he never admitted it even if he beat him to death. He then inserted two Edman alloy knives into the leather scabbard behind him, and put a few POSEs in front of the large mirror.

"Perfect! I can't help but fall in love with myself! MUA!"

Leave a wet lip mark on the mirror, and Deadpool is a little on the phone.

"The world's most handsome little slut, go!"

...

Waiting for Deadpool to leave, a group of people formed a circle of three hundred kilometers across his house, staring at the Deadpool comics whose portrait of the protagonist gradually disappeared, breathing a sigh of relief.

"Oh my God, he's finally gone!"

Middle-aged Mediterranean covered his heart and trembled with a few pills in his mouth.

"I sincerely wish him not to come back in the future!"

A woman in her forties said in a tone that she almost cried.

"Why did we create such a terrifying existence?"

"Don't be stupid! Do you think this guy was really created by us?"

Another brown-haired man with a big belly shook his head, his eyes filled with two points of excitement and eight points of fear.

"If the brushes in our hands are really so powerful, we won't be able to eat pizza burgers every meal."

These people are all cartoonists from a certain company and have all participated in Deadpool's creation to a greater or lesser extent.

When I came to this world, Xiao Jianjian visited them very cordially.

The kind with Eidman alloy knife.

...

"Well, let me think about it."

Standing on the street of Cake Island, Deadpool novelly looked at the surrounding walls made of cookies, roofs made of cream, windows made of transparent candy, and furniture made of chocolate.

"There seems to be a creature called Homitz on the cake island, which looks like it jumps out of a fairy tale. In fact, Charlotte Lingling uses the collected souls to monitor the entire cake island."

Deadpool turned his head and looked at the sheep-shaped buttery Homitz, who was only as tall as his thigh, scratched his face calmly.

"So, am I discovered?"

He was thinking about whether to kill butter to silence the mouth, but he saw the ball moving over with some difficulty and looked up and asked him.

"Are you here to attend your mother's tea party?"

Deadpool nodded without hesitation.

"Ah yes, I'm here to attend the tea party. But I just came out to go to the bathroom, but I got lost accidentally."

"That's it, then I'll take you there."

Very naive Homitz did not doubt that he was walking in front of him and led the way.

Deadpool followed Homitz openly, looking around like a countryman entering the city.

Looking at the butter ball that shook in front of him, Deadpool suddenly reached out and gently took a ball of butter from it and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then, his eyes lit up.

This cream is so sweet!

...

Not long after, Homitz, who was leading the way ahead, suddenly shook his tail and turned around and looked at Deadpool with displeasure.

"What do you always touch me?"

Deadpool hid his butter-filled right hand behind him and apologized for it.

"Sorry, I've never seen a cute creature like you before, so I feel a little curious."

"Is that so? OK."

The butter sheep accepted this statement with some joy and pride, shook her head and continued to lead the way.

After a few minutes, it stopped and pointed to a magnificent hall ahead, which exuded a surprisingly sweet fragrance.

"Here, I'm back."

"Himmer~Thank you, thank you so much!"

The creamy Deadpool nodded again to the creamy sheep with gratitude and watched it turn away from the three-thin and thin.

After touching his sweet belly, Deadpool's face hidden under the mask showed a very happy smile.

"Very good. When you have enough food, start working."

...

The aunt’s tea party is not just an ordinary tea party, but also a place for communication with her pirate group and forces that cooperate with her.

Just as a group of people had fake smiles on their faces and decided on each other's blood-filled cooperation, Deadpool suddenly teleported into the field, and at the same time fireworks were fired in their hands.

"surprise!"

Large pieces of golden paper flew around and fell on the surrounding wine, drinks, food, people's heads and clothes, causing everyone to glar.

Looking at Deadpool who suddenly appeared in the field, Charlotte Bren asked Katakuri next to him.

"Is this a show prepared by Brother Katakuli?"

Katakuri, who knew Deadpool's next move with his domineering attitude, frowned and said.

"no."

"Who are you?"

Charlotte Clipper rushed to Deadpool and put the sword in his hand on his neck.

"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that I brought a gift!"

Deadpool pretended to be mysterious and stretched out a index finger and removed the sword in the acrylic rack's hand.

"I can guarantee that my gift is definitely the only one on the sea! It is a big mushroom that even the world government longs for and cannot obtain!"

“The only big mushroom on the sea?”

"Or what world governments are eager for and unavailable?"

Charlotte Lingling immediately became interested.

It seems that mushrooms can also be made into desserts?

She spoke to Deadpool with great interest.

"Although there is no invitation, since you are here, it is not impossible to give you a chance to attend a tea party."

Charlotte Lingling opened her bloody mouth and looked at Deadpool who had the courage to "surprise" her with the courage to "surprise" her.

"But if your gift doesn't satisfy me, or isn't the only thing on the sea, leave your soul as an apology."
Chapter completed!
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