Chapter 53 Don't Guess the Queen Mother's Mind
Nantianmen is a very strange place.
The place where the immortals and mortals is separated is the bridge between the immortals and mortals. It is said that the time and space of the two realms of immortals and mortals are divided.
‘If it is a day in heaven and a year on earth, then if I stay in heaven for one day, the little flower will grow old for a year. If I stay for two or three months, the little girl will become an old lady?
This is still good. I remember that there is a book saying, "One day in the cave, the world has been in a thousand years!" That is even more terrible. Sleeping in a nap may lead to the destruction of the world..."
Journey to the West is full of spiritual energy, and even mouse lanterns can become monsters. If this time difference exists, it will take less than a few years for the demon king in the lower realm to come back to heaven. Wouldn't they have 365 times more time to practice than the gods in the heavenly court?
This is not how the theory of relativity is used!
The theory of space is not applicable either. The heaven and earth in Journey to the West are integrated, and Sun Wukong's trip to heaven is not an interstellar journey.
Some smart people in later generations believed that the time unit of heaven was different from the human world. The heaven and one day on earth were just a saying, that is, the heaven and one day on earth were very long, which was equivalent to the year on earth.
This statement seems to be somewhat sensible. Sun Dakong is a scholar. When encountering such serious academic issues, he must figure it out. So he asked the old lady Bai, who pointed to the sun and said to him: "There is only one sun in the sky and the ground!
According to this statement, the sun will be very busy because it will rise and fall once a day in the mortal world, and then rise and fall three hundred and sixty-five times a day in the heaven!
Otherwise, the day in heaven will be too long! The emperor will be accused of being a foolish monarch once a day. Can you imagine that the king of the human world will only be celebrating once a year?
Don’t believe those legends. Gods are made by mortals. The living habits in the mortal world cannot be changed by changing. If a day is that long as a year, gods will be crazy!”
When Sun Dakong heard this, he was relieved. He was afraid that when he returned to Huaguo Mountain, he found that the monkeys had turned into old guys in their twilight years. Hou Xiaohua trembled with a crutch and said to him with a trembling cane, "Master, I miss you so much..." It would be a tragedy on earth.
After entering the Nantian Gate, Sun Dakong and Taizhou had to part ways. Taizhou was a mortal without a clergy and could not pass Tongming Hall, but could only temporarily live in the "Wanxianju" in front of Tongming Hall.
Few mortals can enter the heavenly court, but there are no exceptions.
Cao Weizheng, the person in Journey to the West, was once called by the Jade Emperor to enter the heavenly court as an ordinary person, and he also temporarily lived in this "ten surnames" and waited for the Jade Emperor to summon him in Tongming Hall.
Sun Dakong is now the "True Lord of the Pioneer of the Huaguo Mountain Age", and is also an angel's decree to the lower realm. Unlike those wild immortals who have fulfilled merits, who have won the heavenly sacred weather; therefore, you do not need to go to the Heavenly Realm Inn to see the ceremony in the Ming Hall, not far from the Pixiang Hall. According to the rules, God Xuanqionggao will choose a day to give a banquet in the hall. If you eat and drink, you will be considered as completing the procedure.
"The Lord Xuanqiong Gao has already explained that the True Lord has a special identity and is very related, but he doesn't have to live in this scented temple. Please wait for a moment, and someone will pick you up to check in at the Yaochi."
Taibai Jinxing smiled and said, "Mr. Sun Zhenjun has such a great face, which makes me envious. This was proposed by God Xuanqiong Gao to the Queen Mother of Yaochi, and the Queen Mother agreed."
"Go to live in Yaochi? It's okay."
It is not surprising that this result is that the incident in Huaguo Mountain led to the confrontation between the Jade Emperor and the Four Emperors, and the forces in the heavens are complicated. He, the "key" figure, naturally needs to be fully protected.
Even people in the mortal world know that Yao Chi is the most special place in the heaven. In terms of qualifications, the Queen Mother must surpass the Jade Emperor and the Four Emperors! It is most appropriate to arrange yourself to live in Yao Chi.
In this way, even if the old Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not real couples, they are probably quite affectionate, otherwise how could the Queen Mother help him?
In later generations, countless scholars have concluded that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are not husband and wife; in this Journey to the West world, it is completely different, and most mortals still think that these two are a couple.
While directing the powerful generals, Taibai, he divided the five hundred beer brought by Sun Dakong into thirty, and said with a smile: "As far as Taibai knows, the Queen Mother is also very curious about Sun Zhenjun. This time, Sun Zhenjun became a charming guest in Yaochi, and he might have the chance to meet Queen Mother.
This thirty-year-old beer is the best gift for meeting, and the Queen Mother’s good wine is also well known to everyone in heaven.
However, Queen Mother has always been moody and has a clean obsession. She likes a romantic and beautiful man, but not a furry monkey body. If the True Lord is familiar with the art of change, why not change his face?"
This means that our brothers have a good relationship. I will tell you quietly, brother, that the Queen Mother is based on her appearance, so why don’t you dress up?
"Haha, what's the difficulty?"
To the same extent as opening up the spiritual platform, Sun Dakong is naturally inferior to Taishang and Western Tathagata.
The Supreme One opens the heaven, and one qi transforms into three purity. That is the eternal Venerable who will see the spiritual platform when the great world is opened. He does nothing and masters all the magical powers. Don’t think that he is an old man who loves to refine alchemy, but he is just a hobby. Just like a billionaire in later generations who likes to raise pigs, while a billionaire likes to open a bar.
The Western Tathagata studied 36,000 Dharmas all over the world. Finally, he sat meditating under the Bodhi tree for seven days and seven nights. He finally cut open the fog, saw the square inch of the spiritual platform, and found Puti. Then he had to beg for begging, educate his disciples, accumulate incense, and practiced countless times to achieve today's atmosphere.
Sun Dakong is a middle-aged man of 101, a super koi. Although he opened up a square world of spiritual platforms and completed the cycle of reincarnation, he is definitely not as good as these two people.
But after all, he has established his own great way. Although his supernatural powers are not as good as the Supreme Tathagata, he will not be stumped by the mere art of change.
The figure immediately shook and turned into a handsome and handsome man in white.
After living in Journey to the West for so long, Sun Dakong has already accepted the identity of a stone monkey. He has seen too many monkeys on weekdays and no longer thinks that monkeys are ugly. However, after all, he was a romantic Professor Sun in his previous life, and he will never forget his roots, so it is no different for him to be a person and a monkey.
"What a wonderful thing, Sun Zhenjun clearly has no master's teachings, but he can understand this technique of change. He is worthy of being a natural spiritual fetus!"
The old lady Bai leaned into his ear and smiled, "Brother Sun, are you the insect in the Queen Mother's belly? How did you know that she likes this?"
"I'm confused."
Sun Dakong looked at Taibai Jinxing with some contempt.
The brothel loves the chasing sister loves to beauties, this is the truth! It’s not the same wherever it is placed, so I have to ask?
If it weren’t for King Mu of Zhou’s literary talent and elegance, would the Queen Mother have a secret meeting with him and also convey his feelings to him in poetry?
These gods have all cultivated into elm-wood. If there were more people like Lu Zu, the Queen Mother would not be so lonely...
Think about these gods in the heavens, they are all more silly than the other! They either look like old men or children's clothing masters. The twenty-eight stars all look like monsters. Some are lame, some are very beer-beer-bearing, and they even think they are very handsome.
Just one of Lu Dongbin was barely considered a romantic and elegant person. He could write a few wrong poems and often went to the lower world to play crazy.
It’s really a first-class living environment and a very good living environment. Heaven is not suitable for petty-bourgeois women like the Queen Mother!
Sun Dakong now sympathizes with the Queen Mother. Can you not be depressed when you see such a god all day long? No wonder you can't get along with the Seven Fairy Dong Yong. Is that to maintain the rules and regulations of heaven? It's clearly a naked jealousy!
Chapter completed!