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Chapter 15 Five Hundred Incense Fire

Waiting is the most painful, and it is the same for God. The fire monkey turned around dozens of times in the cave and drooled countless times, and finally welcomed the moment when Sun Dakong took off the pot and lifted the lid.

"I finally waited!"

In Hou Xiaohua's contemptuous gaze, the Huo Monkey rushed to the front of the pot. Regardless of the boiling soup in the pot, he grabbed a piece of red and white pork belly and stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as the fragrant and mellow pork belly was in his mouth, the guy was silent, turned his head and stared at Sun Dakong for a long time, with excitement, emotion, and an impulse in his eyes.

The old Wenjing guy was very complete, of course, including chopsticks. Sun Dakong shook his head, picked up a pair of chopsticks and handed it to Hou Xiaohua. Seeing Xiaohua shook her head repeatedly, she realized that she actually couldn't use it, so she handed it to the Huo Monkey again.

The Huo Monkey took the chopsticks and acted as fast as lightning. He stuffed more than a dozen pieces of meat into his stomach. Then he let out a long breath and grabbed the pot with monkey wine to sway Sun Dakong: "Monkey, you're so capable. This meat is much better than the God of Food in the Heavenly Realm! I only realized today that the meat I have eaten for thousands of years cannot be called meat, it's all garbage."

Sun Dakong taught Hou Xiaohua to use chopsticks. Seeing that she was clumsy, she finally picked up a piece of meat to eat. Then she raised the pottery jar and touched the turquoise monkey and drank the monkey wine. This wine was made by monkeys collecting various fruits in the mountains. The fruits used each time were different, and the taste was different, especially because they were nourished by the sun and the moon, and the spiritual energy in the mountains was moistened. It not only tasted excellent, but also a good health product. It was a good thing! This thing only existed in legends on the earth in the past. Occasionally, someone found some in the primeval forest reserves, and they also sold hundreds of thousands of yuan per pound on the market.

After tasting the delicious food, Hou Xiaohua's eyes lit up, and the chopsticks were getting more and more anxious. No matter whether the opposite was the king or the god of the hometown, anyone who grabbed too much meat would be rolled by her. The three of them snatched the meat while drinking, making a fuss, and they made a lot of closeness without realizing it.

Sun Dakong watched coldly and found that the Huohuo monkey was very good at drinking. This person who drank was drinking and did not use magical powers to relieve the smell of alcohol. While drinking, he also criticized the gods who were cheating on the heavenly court who were cheating. It was better not to drink it than to use magical power to relieve alcohol. He ruined good things in vain! Sure enough, more than a dozen pots of monkey wine fell into his stomach, and the Huohuo monkey looked hazy and began to speak with a big tongue.

Hou Xiaohua had been drunk for a long time, and this girl had never drunk before. It was strange that she had filled two cans in one breath and was not drunk. She lay down beside her and slept in a dark place, and even made a slight snoring.

As the saying goes, wine is like a person's character, just for this point, Sun Dakong praised this god in his hometown a little more.

As far as he knows, there are two gods who do not use magic power to relieve their wine. One is Lu Dongbin, who is very romantic and often drunk. This guy dares to harass Master Guanyin after getting drunk. The other is Marshal Tianpeng. This guy is not as lucky as Lu Dongbin. After getting drunk, he harassed Chang'e and was defeated by the Jade Emperor. However, today Peng should still be the great god in the heavenly realm who commands 80,000 naval troops. He is probably still in a state of eloquence with Chang'e.

The monkey looked at Sun Dakong's shoulder with a smile: "Boy, what's the name of this stewed meat?" He upgraded from a monkey to a boy, and Sun Dakong's status increased rapidly.

"Dongpo pork..." Sun Dakong frowned slightly. He would hang out with people when he drank too much. Why did the gods have this problem?

"What a weird name, but it's really delicious, it can be called the world's number one delicacy!" The Huo Monkey smashed his mouth and was still immersed in the lingering aroma of meat in his mouth.

Sun Dakong glanced at him: "This is the best food in the world? That's because you have never eaten skewers... Forget it, let's tell you what to do. The God of the hometown, you are the god of heaven, you have to keep your word? You have drunk wine and eaten meat. What are the benefits you promised me?" Sun Dakong, the last generation, was a master who never suffered losses. No matter whether you are a god or a demon, you can't even take advantage of him.

"Oh, I almost forgot if you don't say it. What I said by God naturally need to count, then!"

After saying that, the Huo Monkey flipped his right palm and dozens of gold stars shot out from his palm, each of which was surrounded by golden light, and there were some images in the golden light.

"Well, what's this thing?" Sun Dakong was very curious. After looking carefully, he saw that the images were mostly human outfits, some of them looked like monkeys, and they were all respectfully worshiping them.

Before he could see clearly, these dozens of Venus left the palm of the Huo Monkey and poured it into his head. He suddenly felt comfortable all over his body, which was even more comfortable than taking a dose of a big tonic.

"What did you give me!" Sun Dakong was very alert. He had seen many beautiful and evil things on the surface. These mysterious Venus seemed good, but who knew if there was another mystery hidden?

"What are you afraid of? I am a god in heaven, after all, will I harm you? Besides, you are also a natural monkey with unfathomable strength. How could I harm me if I want to harm you? I know why your body won't resist these Venus?" The Huo Monkey smiled and took another sip of Monkey's wine.

"I want to ask for advice."

"I gave you five hundred incense fire! The little brat is ungrateful, but he dares to doubt this god? Sometimes I really suspect that you are not a monkey who just popped out of the stone, but an old monster that has accumulated over a long time."

The Huo Monkey was dissatisfied and said, "You had fought with this god before. Although I was kind-hearted and had only used one success power, you could be equal to this god. It can be seen that it has become a divine body and divine mind. If it weren't for incense, your body would have spontaneously resisted, how could it not refuse?"

"Haha, this thing is very useful?" Sun Dakong saw that the fire monkey was not like a fake. After the Venus entered the body, there was indeed no adverse reaction, so he felt relieved.

"Nonsense! Why do you think of a god to do good deeds to save the world, subduing demons and eliminating demons, and blowing in the air without any worries? It's not for this thing! A natural monkey like you, who is neither human, nor god, nor demon, nor ghost, if you accumulate enough incense, you don't need the Jade Emperor's Talisman, you will have the position of a god! Do you think this is a good thing?"

Sun Dakong just smiled, and there were many mentions of Xianghuo in the novel. He was not completely unclear, but just proof.

The Huo Monkey stared at him with her drunken eyes for a long time, and suddenly sighed: "You kid is so cunning and suspicious, and I don't know if it is the blessing of Huaguo Mountain or the disaster of Huaguo Mountain. Alas, I have said too much, and I have said too much..."

Sun Dakong smiled and said, "Since you have said it, then let me explain it clearly. Why is the gods in my hometown very concerned about Huaguo Mountain?"

"No, I don't know how many monkeys there are in the world, but this god just came to Huaguo Mountain. How many bites do you really want to eat when you think this god?"

The Huo Monkey said angrily: "Huaguoshan...Oh, this wine is a great thing, but it is also a fatal thing. I should go back to heaven."

Sun Dakong smiled slightly: "Is the god of my hometown really not curious about what 'rubbing skewers' is?"

The monkey's eyes suddenly shone: "Just wait for you to speak, what is skewers? Is it more delicious than this Dongpo pork? If you promise to invite me to skewers next time, I will reveal three points to the secret of Huaguo Mountain...."
Chapter completed!
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