161 Desperate and pitiful!
"Let's see, what's going on?!"
"The biggest threat to the Chinese team, the only ace... actually gave up the offense and made a temporary guest appearance at the goalkeeper?"
"It is said that weak teams go out to goalkeepers, and Chinese football is so weak, shouldn't they have many powerful goalkeepers?"
"Can't the 1.3 billion Chinese even find a temporary goalkeeper?"
"Why should Chen Ritian be the goalkeeper?!"
"He has never practiced goalkeeping skills at all, right? He can't even wear gloves!"
"I don't want to watch Chen Ritian guard the goal! I want to see Chen Ritian score the goal!"
"This is going to be broken through!"
"My family and life!"
"The situation suddenly changed, the spinach company laughed haha!"
"Old Tie upstairs, is there any place for the rooftop?"
In the 30th minute, when Chen Hao was just standing on the door line, media platforms around the world instantly exploded on the spot.
The scene of this game was originally particularly exciting. England and China scored goals in a 30-minute game. After only 30 minutes, they reached the 6-4 score. Both fans and neutral audiences were very excited to watch it - although the English players fell too many times...
But after 30 minutes, the style of the game became a bit difficult to adapt.
The Chinese team, with only nine people fighting, directly Fang Fei himself. Except for Chen Hao, the other eight players stood directly in the two corner flag areas and completely gave up the blockbuster middle to England!
Harry Kane and his teammates were completely stunned!
They have played so many years, but they have never seen anyone play like this!
But they immediately reacted and launched the most fierce attack on Chen Hao, who was the only one who was in charge!
Do you want to feel the feeling of gunfire?
Then we will cum to you!
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"Harry Kane's shot! It's almost a blind spot!"
"Chen Hao easily confiscated it! He seemed to have been waiting there for a long time!"
"Chen Hao passed five people in a row! England's defense line is like paper!"
"He ran for eighty meters! Pickford knelt down! 8-4!"
"Kain shot again! Didn't go in! 9-4!"
"Kane shot a little angle! Still didn't make it! 10-4!"
"Sterling Happy Football Shooting! Ah! Useless! 11-4!"
"Sterling fights with his feet! Chen Hao is not fooled! 12-4!
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When England players completed a shot, their goalkeeper Pickford had to pick up a ball from the goal.
When the first half was approaching the end of the game, the score had expanded from 6-4 to 14-4!
Chen Hao scored 8 goals in 15 minutes, and he scored one goal almost every two minutes!
After the second half began and he scored four goals in 10 minutes, Harry Kane and his teammates fell to the penalty area line one after another!
They used the highest difficulty shooting method they could imagine, but no matter how they cooperated or chose angles, they could not escape Chen Hao's pair of fleshy palms!
What are Casillas, Valdes, De Gea, Buffon, Cech, Lori, Diego Lopez, Ter Stegen, Neuer, Oblak, Courtois, Arison, Kahn, Lehman, Himan, Cesar, Van der Sar, Schmeichel, Chilavit, Subisareta, Zov, Yasin... These goalkeepers are not as good as the striker!
Is there a goalkeeper who can score 12 goals in a row while keeping the clean sheet?!
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Desperate Harry Kane gave up on shooting, and they began to delay time in their backcourt, trying to keep the score 18-4 until the end.
But...they failed!
They don't even have the qualifications to play negatively!
From the rest of the 30th minute to the 55th minute, the Chinese players rushed out like tigers, and broke the ball from the feet of the English player who was a little tired of physical fitness and spirit!
But something surprising happened:
The Chinese team, which finally completed the steal, did not take advantage of the situation to make a quick counterattack, but instead passed the ball to the half of the team dozens of meters away!
Chen Hao received the return pass with relief and gave a thumbs up to his teammates:
"You guys, you guys are doing a good job!"
Then...it's one-stop!
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Somewhere in the stands, a French intelligence coach was eager to call his boss:
"Didier, we're done! Chen Hao actually secretly practiced the goalkeeper. Even if we can bribe the Chinese defender, we can't get over his ten fingers!"
There are some giants in the gambling industry who really wanted to contact the Chinese goalkeeper or defender to manipulate the score and gain more benefits for themselves.
But after watching the game 30 minutes later, they completely gave up on this idea!
TMD!
Even Sterling's faulty external instep shot can be easily resolved, and even England's shot that deliberately changed direction through team cooperation can be saved... What else can't deal with that demon?!
"Drip, drip, drip!"
Three long whistles finally came to mind over the field.
The players in England left this hell with a dejected look!
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"I once thought I had found a tactic to restrain the Chinese team, and I was even proud of myself, but the cruel reality slapped me in the face, making me never forget this nightmare today!"
At the post-match press conference, Southgate revealed his psychological activities to hundreds of reporters:
"I don't even know how I spent the second half. My only thought at that time was to raise the flag and surrender!"
He took a breath and glared at Chen Hao who was sitting aside with a vicious look:
"To be honest, if I had a hunting rifle in my hand at that time, I would definitely not be able to control myself and directly break your legs!"
Chen Hao smiled faintly and didn't care.
Sorry, my domineering attitude has already reached the level of being at will. Not to mention using bullets, even if you use lasers, missiles, and nuclear bombs... I, I, I, I, I, I can avoid it!
——I’m sorry, this awesome brags too much and can’t be filled.
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Southgate has not finished his speech yet, but he continues:
"Here, I would like to advise the head coach of the French team, Mr. Didier Deschamps, that the final is meaningless, and it is still too late to surrender!
Believe me, facing such a Chinese team, you have no chance of winning at all! Even if it is not one hundred million, you may not even be able to score a single ball!"
Deschamps, who was watching live TV at the French team training base, shed tears silently:
"Southgate" (Southgate's name is Southgate) Big brother, I believe you!
But... this tmd is the World Cup final, with more than one billion people watching at the same time, and heads of state of the politicians from multiple countries visiting in person. How could I not play!
If I don’t kick, I will definitely be shot on the streets of Paris by men in black from those gambling agencies!
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At the end, Chen Hao certainly had to express his important thoughts:
"Many people often criticize me for not working hard when the team is defending. Here I can finally explain it.
It’s not that I don’t want to participate in the defense, it’s really… Once I really participate in the defense, the other teammates can have a complete rest.
This will undoubtedly erase the meaning of their existence and even make them lose their job opportunities. How can I be so cruel for the overall unity of the team?
Whether it is FIFA, PES, FM, or other game or forum data, I hope you can re-examine my defensive ability from an objective perspective!
Although I rarely defend, this does not mean that I am incapable of being able to do so!”
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2018 is coming to an end, so I would like to thank the readers for their company.
Chapter completed!