"Dangxing Lun" is a traditional crosstalk joke, which talks about the rules and interesting stories of pawnshops.

Crosstalk is a very open art, it is not a treasure. This art can absorb the characteristics of any art and absorb everything as a performance element.

The path of crosstalk should be wider and wider, rather than narrower, and traditional jokes should also keep pace with the times.

Therefore, the crosstalk industry should be getting better and better, and it should not be so declining. Fortunately, the crosstalk industry is gradually getting better now.

On stage.

The burden just now was hit by Gao Ganglong, and the effect was very good, and the whole audience was sensational. Therefore, catching the cheat is really a skill that crosstalk actors must master, because this skill can really achieve unexpected results.

Gao Ganglong didn't expect that the burden he had just shook out was so effective, and he was shocked.

Guan Hong was stable, he just smiled and said, "You told the truth."

Gao Ganglong covered his mouth and looked like he was still scared.

Seeing his unlucky appearance, the audience burst into laughter.

Gao Ganglong put down his hand timidly, and then said, "Okay, don't spread it out, let's change the topic."

Guan Hong exclaimed: "Hey, it's true."

Gao Ganglong said: "What I just said is familiarity. If you are familiar with your face, you must be familiar with your face. This is called familiarity. What is business?"

Guan Hong also praised him and said, "Then let me tell you."

Gao Ganglong said: "Business, as the name suggests, is to create an idea and then rely on this idea to do business, so the businessman is also called a businessman. The teacher next to me is a businessman."

Guan Hong nodded and asked, "Oh, then what kind of business am I doing?"

Gao Ganglong said: "You sell pancakes on Qianmen Street, and you have a good friend who sells crispy pears. It's the crispy and sweet crispy pear. You have a younger brother. It's amazing and can kill tigers."

The audience was already laughing.

Guan Hong's face turned gloomy. He pushed Gao Ganglong and shouted angrily: "Go, let's do I am Wu Dalang?"

Gao Ganglong was not happy: "What are you doing, what are you doing? I didn't say that your wife is Pan Jinlian."

Guan Hong glared at him: "You didn't say it, but you just mean that."

Gao Ganglong also explained: "I'm just giving an example."

Guan Hong scolded, "That's not OK."

Gao Ganglong said docilely: "Okay, okay, what I mean is doing business, there are many types of business."

Guan Hong asked curiously: "Are there many?"

Gao Ganglong said: "There are many things, there are people who are not allowed to trade; there are people who are looking up, and there are people who are bowing their heads; there are also people who are angry and die of three lives."

Guan Hong said in surprise: "Wow, so many."

Gao Ganglong said, "That's right."

Guan Hongdao: "Then tell us everything."

Gao Ganglong replied loudly: "Okay, let's talk about this business first."

Guan Hong asked: "What is this business?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Restaurants, restaurants are just people's business."

Guan Hong asked in confusion: "Restaurant?"

Gao Ganglong nodded and said, "Yes, for example, in this fried noodle restaurant, someone has to come in when someone stands at the door."

Guan Hong: "Is that true?"

"I will learn it for you, now I am the young man in the restaurant." Gao Gang said enthusiastically: "Sir, please come in and take a look. Come in and take a look. There are fried noodles, fried noodles and noodles inside."

Guan Hong said: "Nonsense, it's the same as if he didn't."

Gao Ganglong said: "This is what makes people trade, it sounds like this enthusiasm. This is what makes people trade, and it also doesn't make people trade."

Guan Hong asked: "What is that business that doesn't make people do?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Coffin Shop."

Guan Hong said in surprise: "Coffin shop?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Yes, there is no one for the coffin shop. When they have finished choosing the coffin and are about to leave, the shopkeeper will at most say, 'What will happen to friends and family members in the future? Please arrange more for me.' Just one sentence, if there are too many, there will be no more. If there are too many, you have to fight."

Guan Hong stopped Gao Ganglong: "Hey, no, what you said is wrong. Nowadays, society emphasizes advertising and smiling service. Isn't it good for you to arrange it in it?"

Gao Ganglong turned his head to look at him: "You mean you should be more enthusiastic?"

Guan Hong nodded: "Yes, that's right."

Gao Ganglong waved his hand: "No, you can fight like this."

Guan Hong was also excited: "Impossible."

Gao Ganglong said, "Then why should we give it a try?"

Guan Hongdao: "Just give it a try."

Gao Ganglong said: "Then I'll come to this guy, you're here for a walk."

Guan Hong nodded: "Okay."

Gao Ganglong stretched out his hand and said enthusiastically: "Sir, please come in and take a look."

Guan Hong asked casually: "What business is it?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Coffin Shop, come in and take a look."

Guan Hong nodded: "Okay, then I'll come in."

Gao Ganglong pointed his hand to the side: "Sir, look at this coffin, the size is the right one. Do you want to lie in it?"

Guan Hong grabbed Gao Ganglong and was startled: "This is not."

"Haha..." The audience laughed.

Gao Ganglong said: "Look, no, you have to fight like this."

Guan Hong also said: "That's not possible."

Gao Ganglong said: "This is a business that does not make people do not have people. There are business that raises their heads and business that bows their heads."

Guan Hong asked in confusion: "What is this business that is rising?"

Gao Ganglong replied: "The ceiling is rare in cities now, and there may be some in rural areas. Some old houses in the past, old brick and tile houses are prone to leaking when they grow older on rainy days, so I have to find someone to go up and repair the ceiling and make it muddy."

Guan Hongpeng said: "Yes, this is what is covered with a roof."

Gao Ganglong said: "The master who is in the roof stands on the ladder, with his head tilted, and his hands have to do work. The person is standing next to him, and he has to chat with him. He can't make mistakes in his mouth and his hands can't mess up. This is not easy."

Guan Hong said in surprise: "You have to work on your hands and have to chat with others. This is difficult."

Gao Ganglong said: "Yes, I will learn it for you."

Gao Ganglong picked up the folding fan on the table and placed it on his right hand, treating it as a tool to paste the roof. He looked up and held the fan and said, "Uncle..."

Before he could finish a sentence, the audience agreed in unison: "Oh..."

These are all old audiences of Xiangwenshe, they are bad.

Gao Ganglong was stunned on the spot. He threw the fan and shouted to the audience: "Who promised you, come up."

The audience also shouted in unison: "Come down."

"Come up."

"You come down."

...

Gao Ganglong started to dance on and off the stage again, and it was time to test the level of supporting actors.
Chapter completed!