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The nine hundred and thirteenth chapter turn four generations (2)(1/2)

Xue Guo was immediately unhappy: "No, I said I don't have the same kind of person as you, I'll take advantage of others."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "It's just a little joke for you."

Xue Guo looked at him squintly and asked, "Then where do you live?"

He Xiangdong's eyes turned: "I didn't find a place to live."

"Ah..." The audience cheered one after another.

Xue Guo was so angry that she said, "It's okay if you didn't find a place to live? No, no, you have to find a place to live."

He Xiangdong said, "Then I, I'll find a park lounge chair."

Xue Guo was so excited that she was lifted: "President... Park..."

He Xiangdong nodded vigorously.

Xue Guo stopped him: "No, no, you must live in a serious place."

He Xiangdong asked, "Must?"

Xue Guo sprayed: "Nonsense."

He Xiangdong reluctantly said, "Okay, then I will live in Xingfu Street."

Xue Guo said with a smile: "Who is that, who is that?"

He Xiangdong said: "I."

Xue Guo said: "I live in Xingfu Street, too."

He Xiangdong nodded: "Oh, is that right? Then what number do you live in?"

Xue Guo said: "I live in No. 3."

"Haha..." The audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong asked again: "Who are you sleeping with..."

Xue Guo suddenly woke up and pushed He Xiangdong away: "Go, who will ask whom?"

"Ah..." A booed.

Xue Guo shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, go down honestly, I'll live in No. 3."

He Xiangdong opened his mouth: "Oh?"

Xue Guo immediately said, "Shut up, do you live in a southern and northern house?"

He Xiangdongdao: "I live in a east-west room near the north."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? What kind of geographical location is this? Forget it, no matter what, I live in the east and west rooms in the south room near the north."

He Xiangdong nodded: "Oh."

Xue Guo urged: "Ask me quickly, why have you never seen me?"

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "No, I've seen you."

"Haha..." The audience laughed.

Xue Guo shouted, "No, I have to see you before."

He Xiangdong was speechless: "Okay, okay, I haven't seen it before."

Xue Guo said: "That's because you went out early and I came back late. We are not allowed to worship the neighbors. Hey, are you going to bed or bed on the kang?"

He Xiangdong said: "I sleep on the ground."

Xue Guo was crazy: "Now it's over minus ten degrees outside, are you sleeping on the ground?"

He Xiangdong said proudly: "It's so urinary."

Xue Guo's head was wide: "Okay, just go on the ground, I'll sleep on the ground, and tell me quickly, why haven't you seen me before?"

He Xiangdong cooperated and asked, "Then why haven't I seen you before?"

Xue Guo said: "You went out earlier than I came back late, so we are not allowed to worship the neighbors. Then I will ask you again, what are you laying and what are you building?"

He Xiangdong said: "I sleep naked."

Xue Guo became angry: "I sleep naked, I won't freeze you to death."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Can you control it?"

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, then I'm sleeping naked too."

He Xiangdong took the initiative to cooperate this time: "Then why haven't I seen you before?"

Xue Guo smiled and said, "You went out early and I came back late. We are not allowed to worship the neighbors. Then who did you sleep with at night?"

Xue Guo was furious at the audience, so excited.

He Xiangdong said without hesitation: "I slept with your wife."

Xue Guo continued the conversation excitedly and immediately said, "I am with..."

"Haha..." The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo then realized and pushed He Xiangdong away.

"Ah..." There were boos from the audience.

He Xiangdong walked back with a smile.

Xue Guo cursed: "What you said is nothing more reasonable."

He Xiangdong laughed and said, "Don't, I'm just kidding you."

Xue Guo said angrily: "What are you so much fun to make? Have you ever said a serious word since you came on stage?"

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, let's talk about it seriously. To be honest, do you really live on Qianmen Street?"

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, it's right next to Dashilan."

He Xiangdong praised: "That's a good place. How many years have you lived there?"

Xue Guo replied: "I lived there as a child. Where have our ancestors lived for generations? We are old Beijing."

He Xiangdong said in surprise: "Well, then how many generations have you lived there?"

Xue Guo thought for a while and said, "Follow it, there are four generations of people living there in our family."

He Xiangdong turned around and asked, "It's the fourth generation, then are you the first generation?"

Xue Guo waved her hand and said, "How can I be the first generation? The first generation must be my grandfather."

He Xiangdong didn't hear: "Who?"

Xue Guo repeated: "My grandpa."

He Xiangdong screamed strangely: "Oh..."

The audience laughed.

Xue Guo frowned and said, "Why are you still screaming?"

He Xiangdong asked again: "Where is the second generation?"

Xue Guo replied: "The second generation must be my father."

"Oh." He Xiangdong nodded immediately.

"Ah..." There was a booing sound from the audience.

He Xiangdong asked again: "Where are the three generations?"

Xue Guo replied: "It's me."

He Xiangdong didn't hear it clearly: "Uncle? Is your brother-in-law?"

Xue Guo opened her mouth and squirted: "That father-in-law is you?"

He Xiangdong climbed up the sled, and he reached out and said, "Who is our father-in-law and the other one?"

"Ah..." Another booed.

Xue Guo quickly drove He Xiangdong away. He cursed angrily: "Who is with you and your father-in-law, who is with you?"

He Xiangdong pretended to be stupid and said, "Didn't you just talk about your brother-in-law?"

Xue Guo said: "What did I say about my brother-in-law? I said it was me, myself."

He Xiangdong clapped his hands: "Okay, I heard that it's a slash."

He Xiangdong asked again: "Who is that four generations?"

Xue Guo said: "Is this still necessary to ask? This is what I am in front of me."

He Xiangdong shouted, "Son?"

Xue Guo nodded immediately: "And."

He Xiangdong nodded with satisfaction: "That's so smart, yes, not bad."
To be continued...
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