Chapter eight hundred and eighty seventh geographic map
Crosstalk in small theaters is relatively free, and there are not as many restrictions as TV stations, so actors can use some burdens and skills more calmly.
But many crosstalk actors have language cleanliness, which is strange to say. These guys who are full of dirty jokes actually have language cleanliness?
But this is exactly the truth.
There are some dirty things in the crosstalk bags, and some shit, piss and farts, involving dirty jokes and ethical jokes.
This is a crosstalk performance technique and a way to make the audience laugh, but when they talk about these burdens, they usually don’t say it naked.
For example, if you are shit, pee, fart, he is talking about this thing, but the words shit, pee, fart will never appear in his mouth. He will use language skills to let you know that he is talking about this thing, which will also make you laugh, but he does not say these words.
This is their persistence.
This is similar to the ancient poet's skills in writing poems. There is no snow on chanting snow. Other people's poems are writing snow, but there is no word for snow in the poem.
The same is true for the diabetes and the sweet smile that Li Geng just mentioned. What he said is not that specific and explicit.
Crosstalk is vulgar, but not that vulgar.
Crosstalk cannot be elegant. If it is elegant, it will lose its vitality. No one can understand it and don’t want to listen to it. Isn’t this art necessary to enter a museum?
Only when vulgarity can it have vitality, but it cannot be too vulgar. If too vulgar, it will also bore the audience.
This scale must be grasped well.
When He Xiangdong was young, he was called the king of shit and urine by Fang Wenqi. After he grew up, he gradually avoided this, which also proved that his art was mature.
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The audience members were amused by Li Geng and laughed.
Xu Yang didn't understand this burden yet, so he turned his head and asked Tian Gu.
Tian Gu's face turned dark and he didn't know how to answer.
He Xiangdong laughed loudly when he heard it on the court.
On the stage, Tao Fangbai was almost disgusted with Li Geng and said, "I think you don't plan to do it here anymore."
Li Geng touched his chest: "I'm really a little scared when you say that."
"Haha..." The audience laughed.
Tao Fangbai smiled twice: "Hoho, what have you been doing?"
Li Geng explained: "I am praising Master."
Tao Fangbai said: "Then I have to thank you for your master?"
Li Geng waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary. I mean the lives of our masters and famous actors are different from ours."
Tao Fangbai said: "There must be a difference."
Li Geng said: "You see, people earn so much. If they can earn hundreds of thousands a month, I will be gone."
Tao Fangbai asked, "Then how much do you earn in a month?"
Li Geng touched his nose and felt a little embarrassed: "Not much."
Tao Fangbai asked, "Isn't there any number of them?"
Li Geng said unhappily: "It's really not much, it's less than 100,000."
"Wow." Tao Fangbai was startled: "That's a lot."
Li Geng smiled very modestly: "Nothing is nothing."
"Ah..." The audience cheered.
Tao Fangbai asked again: "Then how much do you earn?"
Li Gengdao: "Eight hundred."
"Haha..." The audience laughed.
Tao Fangbai was stunned: "Ah? You're not called 100,000?"
Li Geng said with confidence: "No."
Tao Fangbai said speechlessly: "Okay, this is reasonable."
Li Gengdao: "You can't always raise money. Rich people may not be happy, and happiness is not measured by money."
Old man Tian Gu smiled and nodded. This sentence was considered to be a crack in his heart. He looked at Li Geng and was much more pleasing to him. Xiang Wenshe's children had a good understanding.
Tao Fangbai asked, "Is that true?"
Li Geng replied: "Yes, our master is rich, how much has he bought a big house and a big car, but is he really as happy as we imagined?"
Tao Fangbai asked, "Don't you?"
Li Geng shook his head and looked bitter: "We can't imagine Master's happiness at all."
"Go." Tao Fangbai shouted loudly.
The audience laughed.
Tian Gu let out a secret quench and praised him in vain.
Li Geng said again: "Look at me, I earn 800 yuan a month, I earn less, but do you think I am not happy? Let me tell you, I am very happy."
Tao Fangbai asked again: "Why is this?"
Li Geng covered his face with a sad look on his face: "Because I...because I have no choice."
"Haha..." The audience laughed again.
Old man Tian Gu didn't want to pay attention to Li Geng at all.
Wen Nan was even more dissatisfied and hated these laughing audiences. What a crosstalk, it was just like laughing like this. As for, I have never seen the world.
There is no first in literature, no second in martial arts. It is difficult to distinguish between things like art, because there is no unified and accurate standard, so Wen Nan doesn't look down on Li Geng and the others at all.
The same is true for Yang Zifeng. They have a knot in their hearts. They come with opinions, so they naturally don’t like it no matter how they look at it.
Only Xu Yang is very happy to see it. He is just a child and has no scheming. He laughs when he is happy and crys when he is unhappy.
On stage.
Tao Fangbai said: "Okay, there is nothing we can do to be happy."
Li Gengdao: "That means I envy their rich people's lives."
Tao Fangbai asked, "Oh, how do those rich people live?"
Li Geng said, "It's delicious and delicious every day. If you buy a Roujiamo, you have to let someone put two pieces of meat. When you go to a bus, you can directly invest one dollar without asking for change."
Tao Fangbai said in surprise: "Wow, that's really rich."
"Ah..." The audience cheered.
Li Geng said: "There is also traveling, so my master loves to go around. I just went to Hainan to see the sea last month. I haven't seen it before."
Tao Fangbai: "They are rich people."
Li Geng said: "Yes, my master is eating and drinking in Hainan, which is so happy. People even see things that cannot be seen in Beijing."
Tao Fangbai asked, "What are they?"
Li Geng gestured with his hands: "For example, the big turtle is unique to the beach. My master was happy when he saw it. My master liked to sing. Everyone knew that he liked to sing when he was happy."
Tao Fangbai held it and asked, "What did he sing?"
Li Geng pretended to hold the turtle with his hands, looked at the turtle with his eyes and opened his mouth and sang: "My old father is now full of white..."
"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.
Tao Fangbai quickly stopped Li Geng: "I think you are really going to die today."
Li Geng also said: "I've sacrificed myself."
Tao Fangbai said: "My master will kill you sooner or later."
Li Geng smiled and said, "I mean our master is rich and likes to travel. Before he got on the stage, my master told me that he was planning to go on a global trip, leaving China, circle the world, and have fun."
Tao Fangbai said, "Oh, that's right, what's the master going to do? Tell us one by one."
As soon as these words came out, the colleagues from the audience were full of energy and the playfulness came.
Chapter completed!