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Eight hundred and fiftieth chapters chest broken boulder

Gao Ganglong smiled shyly.

He Xiangdong urged: "Stop laughing, show us one, sing one, and dance one."

Xue Guo also said on the side: "If it really doesn't work, you can have a big stone on your chest."

He Xiangdong glanced at Gao Ganglong a few times and said, "I think it's OK. He has big breasts, child, your breasts are almost as good as your Aunt Xue."

"Go." Xue Guo shouted angrily.

"Ah..." The audience booed.

He Xiangdong was not over yet. He rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and said with a smile: "You don't know, that white, that big."

Xue Guo rushed over immediately, pushed He Xiangdong away, and said angrily: "I'll tell you? I know it myself."

He Xiangdong was still unhappy: "What are you anxious about?"

Xue Guo sprayed: "No, who should not be anxious?"

He Xiangdong said inexplicably: "What's the point of being urgent? I'm just popularizing physiological knowledge for everyone."

Xue Guo was in a bad mood: "Where do you have physiological knowledge?"

He Xiangdong touched his breasts and said, "Breast enlargement, I am popularizing breast enhancement knowledge for female audiences."

Xue Guo was stunned when she heard this: "You still understand this."

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, otherwise why would your wife be so old?"

"Ah..." The audience was almost disgusted with death.

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Go, don't talk nonsense. If you popularize knowledge, don't say that there are any or not."

He Xiangdong was a little serious and said, "Okay, popularize knowledge, lesbians have their ears up."

Many female audience members were a little embarrassed, but everyone stood up.

He Xiangdong said seriously: "According to the "Huangdi Neijing", laughing can enhance breasts. This is a big laugh, not a small laugh, nor a cover-up mouth, but a laugh, and laughing louder, the better."

There was a lot of doubts and wonders in the audience.

Xue Guo also asked in confusion: "Is this laughter related to breast enhancement?"

He Xiangdong said naturally: "Yes, there are original records in the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic, and this is obvious."

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What's the original text? Come and tell us."

He Xiangdong looked at the audience, paused a little, and said seriously and loudly: "The original text of the Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic records four words, Le Ji Sheng Cup."

"puff."

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo was stunned: "What's the matter? Extreme joy leads to sadness?"

"Yeah, yeah." He Xiangdong nodded desperately.

Xue Guo was so upset: "This is the first time I have heard this word explain it like this."

He Xiangdong also shouted: "Is he more knowledge this time?"

The audience laughed again.

Gao Ganglong had been listening for a long time, but he couldn't hold it in, so he said, "Master, did you agree that I would perform."

"Hahaha..." He Xiangdong laughed and said hurriedly: "Oh, you are still on stage, I forgot about it."

The audience also couldn't stand up from their waists.

Xue Guo was also laughing, and he said, "Yes, your master and I thought you had gone down long ago."

Gao Ganglong was almost crying. He, a fat man of more than 180 pounds, was separated by them. They actually thought they didn't see him. Should he live?

He Xiangdong stretched out his hand and said, "Come on, this contestant, please start your performance."

Xue Guo said, "Where did you learn the whispers?"

He Xiangdong said: "Just those talent shows, I see that the judges say so."

Xue Guo nodded: "It turned out to be a talent show, and there are a few more beautiful ones recently."

He Xiangdong said: "Who do you like to see?"

Gao Ganglong was about to cry in a hurry: "Master, do you really not see me?"

He Xiangdong immediately said anxiously: "Oh, yes, do you still want to perform?"

Xue Guo also immediately turned the tables, and he shouted: "Yes, why don't you talk for a long time?"

Gao Ganglong was stunned.

The audience laughed so hard that they were leaning back and forth.

He Xiangdong pressed his hands: "Okay, okay, start the performance soon, don't talk from now on, let him perform."

Xue Guo stopped talking and looked at Gao Ganglong with a smile.

The audience was watching him too.

As a result, Gao Ganglong said, "Then...what should I play?"

"Hi..." He Xiangdong immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet.

The audience was also very disappointed, waiting to watch his performance, but he said such a cowardly.

He Xiangdong stood up, shook his head, and said helplessly: "Then you can break the big stone in your chest."

Xue Guo said: "Why do you always have big stones on your chest?"

Gao Ganglong finally selected the track on the verge of collapse, and he said, "Then I'll do "Send a Love Man".

He Xiangdong was still very disappointed: "Oh, don't you make a big stone in your chest?"

Xue Guo quickly stopped him and said, "Let the child sing, don't mention the big stone on your chest."

After this, the audience laughed so hard.

He Xiangdong finally got serious and said, "Okay, okay, don't break the big stones anymore. Come on, sing, and sing to send a love man."

Gao Ganglong had been holding it in his arms for a long time. He cleared his throat. His voice was originally very soft. It would be the most suitable for singing such love-loving things, which would be very nice.

"One of the things you don't want to worry, two of the things you don't want to worry.

I don’t tell you to wear the wrong little sister’s flower doudu.

The little sister's Doudu was originally a golden chain.

Brother Lover’s Doudu is a gilded hook.”

I couldn't sing a single sentence, and the audience exclaimed and applauded. It sounded very nice and sang very well.

He Xiangdong nodded, and he sang the love lover, but his voice was a little more masculine and slightly harder, not as gentle as Gao Ganglong, so he sang it in a different flavor.

Now that he listened to Gao Ganglong's singing, He Xiangdong felt a lit up. This child's voice is really suitable for singing such a small tune.

good.

He Xiangdong also looked at Xue Guo, and he also saw the taste of appreciation in Xue Guo's eyes. He Xiangdong smiled, and Xue Guo also smiled at him.

Gao Ganglong continued to sing: "Little sister, I'm giving it to me."

He Xiangdong took the initiative to lead the audience and shouted: "Yoyo."

The audience also answered: "Yoyo."

But the sound is uneven.

Gao Ganglong smiled and then sang: "I'll send it to the east of the gate,

It just happened to catch up with this God, it rained and windy.

It's good if the wind doesn't get as much rain as it gets,

It rains and leaves my Lang for a few minutes."

Gao Ganglong sang: "Little sister gave it to me."

The audience didn't need He Xiangdong to lead him, and everyone was shouting: "Yoyo."

Gao Ganglong continued to sing: "I'll send it to the south of the gate,

I took out two large silver dollars as I walked along my waist.

This silver dollar bought my husband a train ticket.

This silver dollar bought my husband a Chinese cigarette."

"The little sister gave it to me."

"Yoyo."

...

This is the first time Gao Ganglong has performed on a big stage. Although he only sang a small song, it is worth remembering.
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