These days, He Xiangdong has been collecting new books, mainly changing traditional old jokes. As Zhang Kuoru said, he went through the original sentences and then changed the inappropriate ones.

He was very busy these days. In addition to performing in the theater and saving new books by himself, he also had to go to Zhang Kuoru to learn storytelling often, and he was almost dizzy.

Five days later, his new book was finally saved and his master read it. There should be no problem with living.

Five days later, there were many audiences coming on this night, and they were full of people and sold a lot of extra tickets. However, there was no such lively scene as He Xiangdong's appearance on the 19th day.

There was no opening song today. The first show was He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi. When the two appeared, the audience received warm applause. This combination of old and young is the hottest combination in the entire theater.

Today, He Xiangdong is still funny, Fang Wenqi is measuring his life, and the two bowed to the audience, and the audience applauded and applauded.

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Today, we two are telling you crosstalk, which is also a traditional old joke, learning to be deaf and mute."

Fang Wenqi replied: "Yes."

He Xiangdong continued: "There are few people who have said that learning deaf and mute jokes now. Some people say that this joke is suspected of satirizing disabled people, so they are not allowed to act. Here I will explain to you that learning deaf and mute jokes definitely does not mean to joke about disabled people, and we will never act like this. Why? Let me give you a little first, my master is a disabled person, so why can I do it?"

"Go." Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong down and argued: "Let me ask you, where am I disabled?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and continued to say to the audience: "We are talking about learning the crosstalk of deaf and mute, it is actually."

"You wait a moment." Fang Wenqii grabbed He Xiangdong and stared at him, "It's true that you are planning to slide over like this?"

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" He Xiangdong also shouted.

Fang Wenqi asked again: "I'll ask you where I am disabled?"

He Xiangdong sank his face and explained patiently: "You have no children or daughters, no wife or concubine."

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "No."

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "Disabled, as a man, you are disabled."

Fang Wenqi was stunned when he heard this.

"Wish" the audience immediately started to cheer. This was too ambiguous and they all laughed and said to the group.

He Xiangdong was a little confused. Is this burden that loud? It was obviously just a very small burden.

Fang Wenqi looked at him angrily, and probably his apprentice didn't understand, after all, he was still a child.

Although He Xiangdong didn't understand why the audience laughed so happily, this did not prevent him from continuing: "As a man, he has no home and no family business, is this considered a kind of disability?"

Fang Wenqi seemed to have reacted and said in surprise: "So you mean this?"

"Oh" the audience sighed suddenly and then burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong was confused. He saw how Master said this so, and looked at the audience, his face full of confusion.

Seeing He Xiangdong's confused and pure appearance, the audience burst into laughter again.

Fang Wenqi quickly said, "Child, don't think about it anymore. If you think about it, you can't understand it."

He Xiangdong gave Master a blank look and could only continue to say: "We are crosstalk, and we have four subjects to learn to sing and singing. Among them, there are many things that we can accept."

"Oh, this is there."

He Xiangdong said: "There are many learnings, such as those flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, learning songs, music, playing, hawking, and learning people from all provinces to speak."

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, there are so many things here, so what will you learn?"

He Xiangdongdao: "There is nothing I can't learn."

Fang Wenqi said in surprise: "Ho, is it so arrogant?"

He Xiangdong said: "Why don't we come back."

Fang Wenqi said: "Okay, come back, you can learn from us first."

"Flying in the sky, okay, I'll learn a little bird for you." He Xiangdong's lips closed slightly, the muscles of his mouth and tongue moved, and the clear and playful bird songs flowed out of his mouth: "Chirking chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chi

"Wow" the audience, the applause was rioting, and I was so surprised that I couldn't stand it anymore. Who would have thought that a child with a bigger fuck would have such a unique skill?

In fact, He Xiangdong rarely performs ventriloquy in theaters. The main reason is that his skills are not yet proficient, and he practices hard every day, that is, he performed at night when he first came to Tianjin, so the audience knew that he did not know much.

Soon He Xiangdong couldn't hold on anymore and stopped when he saw it. Fang Wenqi also responded in time and shouted, and the audience applauded again.

Fang Wenqi said again: "You can learn how to fly in the sky, but where can you run on the ground?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'm running on the ground, I'm learning to fight a dog."

"Okay, come and have a try."

He Xiangdong's expression slightly condensed, and the fierce dog fighting sounds appeared from his mouth: "Wow, wow, wow"

This is a fight between two dogs. In addition to portraying the image of two dogs, it also has to depict the intense scenes of the fight, which is very laborious.

Two seniors from the oral sect went to Nepal to perform for the royal family in the 1980s. At that time, they performed two dogs fighting each other. As a result, the two dogs held by the queen and the king's aunt actually started fighting. This incident happened, and everyone present was shocked to the magical skills.

Of course, imitating dog barking is not as difficult as imitating bird barking. Birds singing are the most effective skills in oral skills. Zhang Yushu also passed the show "Ergou Fight" to He Xiangdong, and he also mastered it well.

It stopped when it was good. Seeing that the effect was coming, He Xiangdong stopped. Fang Wenqi still held loudly and applauded. The audience also applauded again and again, and the scene was almost there.

After the audience's voices fell a little, he explained: "What I performed just now was two dogs fighting. The one who was more majestic was only Lin Zhengjun, and the one who was older was just my master."

"Go." Fang Wenqi shouted angrily and immediately pushed He Xiangdong away.

He Xiangdong held his smirk and comforted: "This is all artistic needs, art, art, and art are all for art."

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "What kind of art is right."

"Hehe" He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I won't study blindly, I'll learn something good."

Fang Wenqi asked, "What are you learning?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Learn to interrupt a deaf person, how about a dumb gesture? Are you deaf or dumb?"

This is going to live. In fact, the original version has a bit of a satirical deaf and muteness, but some of the unethical things here have been modified by He Xiangdong.

ps: When I saw someone in the book review area, I said that I would subscribe to it all, and I said I didn’t know him. To be honest, if you said this, I will keep an eye on you. Old readers know that I have a small notebook that says the name of the person who wants to subscribe. If you don’t subscribe, then, have you ever seen the author acting like a hooligan? I am afraid of it myself.
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