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Chapter 820: Arranging the Master

He Xiangdong shook his head speechlessly, not making any comments.

The third brother smiled and asked, "Oh, who are you talking about?"

Chen Jun thought for a while and said, "So, crosstalk, four particular subjects, so what are the four subjects..."

The third brother shouted, "You are planning to slide over like this?"

Chen Jun stopped, looked at the third brother dissatisfiedly, and said, "Why are you so troubled? You just want to make me offend people, right?"

The third brother was stunned: "Me?"

Chen Jun said: "That's not. Our master's popularity is bad enough. Don't harm me like him."

"Ah..." The audience booed.

Chen Jun's current ban attracted a lot of money.

He Xiangdong is also laughing. His popularity in the crosstalk industry was really not very good in the past two years, and he has been much better in the past two years.

The third brother smiled and said, "Okay, you can arrange our master."

Chen Jun said: "What is arrangement? Some of us must respect our master. For example, I have learned skills from my master since I was a child, ate with my master, and lived with my master. Can this relationship be worse?"

The third brother nodded: "Yes."

Chen Jun continued: "Including my junior brother, Xia Mingxing, my master's second disciple, our second brother. And you, the third brother, Zheng Dayu, we have all learned skills with our master for many years."

The third brother said: "We are all fellow brothers from the same sect."

In the audience, Master Hou San was stunned for a moment, took out the notebook on the table and frowned, what Chen Jun said was different from the notebook he handed over?

What's going on?

There is a behavior of catching jokes on the crosstalk stage, but this technique will not appear very frequently, and this technique will play a role in adding icing on the cake and will not change the subject of this crosstalk.

Chen Jun has already caught the current ban. Now it’s time to talk about the things on the notebook. Why did he keep it going? What the hell?

Master Hou San was confused and frowned.

He Xiangdong's eyes fixed when he looked at Chen Jun, and his brows frowned slightly.

Chen Jun said: "Our master has very strict requirements for us, including teaching us art. Not to mention how strict it is. If we can't learn well, we will be scolded and beaten immediately."

Lao Sanpeng said, "This is a strict teacher who produces a good disciple."

Master Hou's eyes widened. Seeing this, he finally realized it. Okay, this kid Chen Jun has completely gone astray. What the hell is it?

Gao Bingsheng also quickly found a notebook on the table.

Several judges in the judges' seat were moved, but Teacher Ma was calmer. He just stared at Chen Jun with a smile, regardless of the reactions of other judges.

Chen Jun on the stage continued: "When we were studying art, we lived at our master's house. Every morning at 8 o'clock, my master had to check our homework on time, so he called me, the second and third brothers and the second brothers and the third brothers over."

The third brother also praised it: "Yes, check our three of us's homework."

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong reached out and pointed forward, saying, "Come on, second brother, come here, recite the name of the dish for me, and recite the name of the dish."

The third brother held it and said, "This is a check on the penis."

Chen Junxue's second son shook his head and said like a nerd: "Steam lambs, steam bear's paws, steam deer tails..."

"Shut up." Chen Jun shouted loudly, pointing and cursing: "What's the thing you're carrying? It's not as good as my six-year-old son."

The third brother shook his hands and said, "Look, I'm scolded now. What a stern master."

Chen Jun continued to learn from He Xiangdong: "Get out of here, no meals are allowed at noon."

The third brother said, "Okay, I'll have lunch."

Chen Jun shouted again: "You, the third brother, come here for me."

The third brother looked stern and said to the audience: "It's my place."

Chen Jun shouted: "Remember the name of the dish, hurry up..."

Chen Junxue's third brother squinted his eyes and slowly carried him: "Steaming lambs, steaming bear's paws, steaming deer tails..."

"Shut up." Chen Jun shouted again: "What's the thing you're carrying? What you're carrying is not as good as my unborn grandson."

"Haha..." The audience was amused.

The third brother was confused: "What do you think of his grandson who was not born? Your son is only six years old."

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong cursed: "Do you care? Get out of here and don't eat dinner."

The third brother was about to cry: "Okay, I'm not as good as the second brother, I've put all the supper in."

Chen Jun's face turned stern, and continued to learn from He Xiangdong and shouted: "Chen Jun, come here."

The third brother said, "Hey, it's your turn this time."

Chen Jun shouted, "Come on, I will recite the name of the dish for me, hurry up."

Lao Sanpeng said, "It's all this."

Chen Jun looked bitter and said unfaithfully: "Steam lambs, steam bear's paws, steam deer tails..."

"Shut up." Chen Jun shouted angrily again.

The third brother said, "Yes, it's still not possible."

Chen Junxue He Xiangdong cursed with a stern face: "What's the thing you're carrying? What's the one you're carrying is not as good as my father."

"Hey?" The third brother was stunned.

The audience burst into laughter in an instant, and there was also laughter in the judges' seat. Gao Bingsheng laughed even more and his face turned red.

Chen Jun used the typical three-turn and four-turn technique in crosstalk. After spreading it three times, he turned it over, so the effect was very good.

In addition, because He Xiangdong is on the scene, the burden that will be squeezed out louder will sound more powerfully. If He Xiangdong is not there, the burden will be much worse.

Chen Jun was also a coincidence, and the judges also understood the various things, so they all had a smart impression of Chen Jun.

Seeing that the scene was good, Chen Jun took the initiative to flip the bag: "Hmph, although you are not as good as my father, you are still qualified to be my adoptive father. Come on, adoptive father, please sit down."

"Go." The third brother pushed Chen Jun away one by one.

"Ah..." The audience booed.

The third brother was speechless: "Our master is so unlucky?"

Chen Jun nodded and said aloud: "Strict teachers will produce great disciples."

The third brother said angrily: "Come on, you're here to take advantage of us."

Listening to Chen Jun orchestrating himself, He Xiangdong just looked at him with a smile. He didn't mind at all. The crosstalk actors pay attention to the fact that there is no big or small on stage and the rules are set off from the stage.

So Chen Jun was not only not angry, but was quite relieved, at least this kid was smart enough.

Chen Jun waved his hand: "No, we are all brothers and family."

The third brother sneered twice: "Haha..."

Chen Jun said: "At that time, we were all young and naughty. When our master punished us, we wanted to make some pranks. Of course, I was just helping them. After all, I was not punished. However, my master agreed to recognize me as his adoptive father, but he was reluctant to do so, which made me a little unhappy."

The third brother quickly stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't mention this."

Chen Jun said viciously: "So I want to take revenge. I go to the pharmacy and I buy some laxatives and sleeping pills."

The third son was stunned: "Sleeping pills and laxatives?"

Chen Jun said with a smile: "I crushed sleeping pills and laxatives into powder and mixed them into the dishes for my master to eat. Then at night, my master fell down and slept for a night, and pulled a kang."

The third brother was shocked: "Wow!"

Chen Jun said excitedly: "The next day, my master's wife woke up and yelled 'He Xiangdong, your uncle'."

"Ha ha……"

"Alas……"

The audience was so excited that they were amused and laughed. Even He Xiangdong himself laughed out loud. He was a person he had eaten and met. He could not make him laugh at ordinary jokes, which shows how good Chen Jun said this passage.

But the judges on the judges' seats looked different.7474
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